say what you will but "there is a parallel universe where people burst into song in times of heightened emotion and it's seeping through which is why we're singing" is Peak Trek
"immigrants are eating pets" conspiracy is actually a misattribution of blame. international immigrants have eaten 0 pets. RFK Jr. who stopped by springfield ohio last week and ate 10,000 cats and dogs is an outlier, adn is solely responsible for the uptick
no no no. those two boeing starliner astronauts are not stranded in space, that would be bad!
their ship just malfunctioned so badly they might have no way back to earth for over six months when their original plan was only to be up there for around a week.
This 4channer got dunked on mercilessly by pretty much all the responses I saw but there's just something so simple and perfect about only the second reply