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i see blur in 11 days ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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untitled, nigel shafran, 1994

from ruthbook

surface: contemporary photographic practice

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(by Blake W)

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there was a beautiful priest at the grocery store and i accidentally stepped into his way

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that was the strangest thing i’ve ever stumbled upon

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 Kyle Thompson

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remember when weedmonkey jamie drooled all over common people

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here’s the thing: “funky sex machine” was a pre-existing phrase (it possibly bears to note that a later comic strip episode - glc: the carnage continues - also uses this phrase), so it would make no sense to directly tack on “bitch”. as far as i can tell, the sentence exists as a singular clause wherein “come and get it” acts as the predicate and “like a bitch” serves as a proposition concerning the subject. the subject, in this case, is the bank manager, substituted by vyvyan as “funky sex machine” - “come and get it like a bitch, bank manager”. "like a” is a first conditional that indicates the bank manager’s impending action - “come and get it like a bitch”. to separate “bitch” would render it, “come and get it like a, bank manager”. to describe the phrase as “bitch-funky” leaves the clause with a predicate and first conditional proposition but excludes the subject. while it’s possible the subject may be implied, “bitch-funky” actually has no grammatical meaning nor conclusion. the substitution of “funky sex machine” is just a saucy little extra that directly coincides with vyvyan’s personality, as we’ve already seen by his comments about babycham, etc.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS “BITCH-FUNKY” the line is, “come and get it like a bitch, funky sex machine” BREAK IT DOWN LIKE THIS: “come get it” ACTION “like a bitch” DESCRIPTOR “funky sex machine” PRONOUN AKA TAKES PLACE OF NOUN AKA SUBJECT OF THE SENTENCE

i’m not mad i’m just tired this is my number one pet peeve PLEASE LISTEN TO ME

come and get it like a bitch

COMMA

funky sex machine

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Ilona Plaum