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Found this on facebook but reposting to SAVE A LIFE.

Or at least some of y’all’s GPAs.

You’re welcome.

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I have one in my tiny ass town in middle of nowere Oregon. I've seen it being towed home three times.

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Friendly reminder - yes, I block you if you come to posts with my characters and comment "OH THIS IS *name of any other character/actor/streamer/tiktoker/etc*". It's not a compliment, it's annoying, I have too much of this and I won't deal with it. I just block.

I can understand when people write something like "oh this illustration gives me vibes of a cartoon I loved as a kid" but when you try to link my drawings to some fandoms or local memes, it's just rude. I don't know any artist who would be pleased by this.

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officially decided that anyone who tries to divide the lgbt community is a fed. i dont care if you're not actually a fed, if you're causing infighting in a minority community then you're a fed who just isnt getting paid to be one. either apply for a job at the CIA or shut the fuck up

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More show dogs 🐩🎀

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One of the things that sucks about being an animation nerd is having to live with the fact that, from a technical standpoint, the Hotel Transylvania movies are absolutely ground-breakingly staggeringly incredible.

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Hey. Yo. Hermit Crabs. DO NOT GET HERMIT CRABS. The industry that captures and sells them is one of the most exploitative, cruel ones in the pet trade. They are not taken care of properly. They are not fed properly. Most of them aren't even kept warm enough. Almost all crabs are wild caught. Only in the last few years did someone figure out how to breed them in captivity, and there aren't many of them around yet. If you ever had hermit crabs from a fair or tourist shop as a kid you probably know they are easy to care for pets that don't live very long, right? WRONG! WRONG AS ALL FUCK OFF! THEY DON'T LIVE VERRY LONG BECAUSE THEY ARE VERRY HARD TO CARE FOR!! A healthy hermit crab can live for over ten years. They need temperatures over 80 degrees in their habitat. They need things to climb and explore and hide under. They need substrate deep enough to borough at least six inches in. They need a varied diet of fresh foods including meats, fruits, vegetables, chitin, and a bunch of other stuff. They stress extremely easily, and stress produces chemicals in their body that will kill them. They need humidity of 80-90% to breath. They need pools of both fresh and salt water. If your tank doesn't have a secure lid they will escape and get loose in your house. healthy, unstressed ones can be acclimated to handling, and some even enjoy being picked up. but if you scare one it will draw blood with that claw. (It fuckin hurts) They are extremely social, and will die of loneliness if they are alone. But if they are in a group, and the habitat is to small, or there aren't enough shells to share, they will kill each other. A lot of pet stores, especially tourist shops, will give you a crab with a neon colored plastic shell in a tiny box with wet paper towels on the floor. They will hand you a bottle of crab pellets, tell you to fill up a bottle cap with chlorinated tap water, and let you know how easy they are to care for. Shame they only live a few months at most. Great pet for kindergarteners. Like raising a caterpillar.

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The perfect man doesn't exi--

He’s Italian. He’s bisexual. He loves to read. He’s an Ivy League graduate. He’s a tech bro. He’s a gym rat. He’s a flirt. He gave the Unabomber 4/5 stars on Goodreads. He takes the bus. He’s got a bad back. His politics are incoherent. He’s a gamer. He’s an artist. He shot a healthcare executive

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Seasonal Affective Disorder is just emotional scurvy, all my core wounds are reopening and they won't be fixed until the big lemon in the sky comes back

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Half-Lives Chapter 20

got this up a few days ago and forgot to post a link to it https://archiveofourown.org/works/48120073/chapters/155530987

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Since the holiday toy drive post is circulating again, I figured this would also be helpful! Food insecurity is such a massive problem in America, in general, and if you have the means to help feed others, I think you should take that opportunity. Here are some other tips:

1. If you’re planning on donating items from your own pantry, please check the expiration dates on the packaging. Think of your donations as gifts to bestow, not castoffs to be rid of. It’s awful to think of people feeling like they got scraps someone else just didn’t want. Everyone deserves dignity with their meals.

2. If you’d rather give money to a food bank, that’s also great since they buy food in bulk and know what items are most wanted/needed!

3. Not everyone has access to appliances like stoves or microwaves or hot plates so if you can donate items that don’t need to be heated up, that would also be greatly appreciated!

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So something I would recommend, even if you're not someone who can use them for the intended purpose, is that everyone. Everyone. Including cis men, should keep some menstrual pads on hand. Not only will you be able to hand them out if someone needs them, but they make extremely good first aid supplies. Pads are a sanitary, sterile little strip of fabric, that is specifically designed to absorb blood, that comes in a small package that can be stuffed in a first aid kit, and has an adhesive back. That is the ultimate jury-rigged emergency bandage. Slap a pad sticky-side up on a wound, and wrap it with whatever fabric or long sleave or rope or whatever you have on hand to stop the bleeding. The pad will absorb blood and help keep the area clean and out of contact with your unsensitized wrapping.

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I love the use of the phrase 'some strange alchemy' as a descriptor for a process you don't understand.

'Through some strange alchemy(crochet) they turned a bundle of yarn into a stuffed giraffe'

'Through some strange alchemy(bad cooking) they turned a perfectly marinated steak into a charcoal briquet'

'Through some strange alchemy(good cooking) they turned a pile of slop into the fluffiest bread loaf I'd ever seen'

'Through some strange alchemy(bad reading comprehension) they took my polite statement and turned into a disgusting act against the poor'

and so on

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Things are grim right now but a small silver lining is that The Onion bought Alex Jones's site InfoWars and are going to turn it into "a parody of itself", using it to make fun of conspiracy theorists and far-right nutjobs.

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you have to outlive donald trump