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the cigarette break
breaking a cigarette over my left eyelid it hurts me, to the bone want to come on over feeling lost in fear going nowhere, too scared helpless captain, going down with a ship with no sails crying without a dream can you hear me scream through the void of despair heed me, have no fear this is not a song, it is too long fear me not, come with me now where time and space are no more where the nothingness has no boundaries jesus my man, come take my hand fatherless and motherless son i have no sister, i am nobodys mister i love my brother cause he is one
Michael Antonio Sjonbotn
11.31 pm 17.02.2022
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My family rules
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I write funny comments on video clips that people seem to love. I'm a comedian. I'm going to record commentary tracks for all my favorite movies and post them. Imagine that... four hours of Michael's trivia as I comment on The Return of the King extended edition. I'm starting with Titanic, but I find the beginning so boring, so I'll skip straight to when we're on the ship, docked at Southampton, when old Rose begins her story- that's when the movie really starts. Everything before that is just a dull intro. I also won't comment on the ending until we get to the film's big question: Is old Rose dreaming, or is she dead? I'm about to record it now. I will post it as a podcast. People can listen to me while they watch the movie in sync.
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Movie snack for when I am making my first movie commentary track. I hope you will enjoy it!
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I think the film music from Mufasa: The Lion King surpasses both the original from 1994 and the 2019 remake, which were created by Hans Zimmer, Elton John, and Tim Rice. Lin-Manuel Miranda and composer David Metzger simply do a better job! 5/5 stars!
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A Kiss
Let me tell you this a kiss is just a kiss! Nothing ever good comes from obsessing over this!
Michael Antonio Sjonbotn
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Ser Drømmer
Jeg ser bakover
Ser drømmer
komme og gå igjen
Ingenting varer evig
Tidsmaskinen står og vipper
Fra oldtiden og langt
ut i den fjerne framtid
Det handler om å ikke
sette seg fast i tiden
men gjøre det en må gjøre
En lever kun en eneste gang
kan en stole på at en gjør
Det er en tid for å skrive dikt
og det er en tid for noe annet
Ikke sett hjertet fast i halsen
Det er ikke meningen den skal være der
Hør på meg, jeg sier nå noen kloke ord
Elsk din neste som du elsket din forrige
Love is a strange thing, it will forever bend
Time can be bent over and over again
Tidsløkker må du se opp for før du tar en avgjørelse
De kan få deg til å oppleve samme dag om att og om att
Akkurat som i En Ny Dag Truer, dette er ikke noe vi vil ha
Michael Antonio Sjonbotn
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I love this line exchange from Legend of Drunken Master 1994 between Fei Wong (Jackie Chan) and his stepmother: I am paraphrasing, because the line is actually in Mandarin. "What do we tell father if I die? - Fei Wong "Don't you dare die! If you die I will never speak with you for the rest of your life"! - Stepmother
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Let me solidify my #monounitheory by another theory I call #Monotheorytheory which states that there is only one right theory. Mine!
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I have, as a polymath, a new solid theory that I call Mono-Uni-theory. 1 Universe only. I will explain why. It is so big that we will never reach its end. Always explanding faster than the speed of light. Therefore there cannot be anything after it because it extends into infinity. Does that sound clear to you?
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Hit the like button if you agree: The Legend of Drunken Master 1994 is the best martial arts movie ever made
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