tulpars-silliest-digitalparasite

[tulpars-silliest-digitalparasite]

Wh47'5 7h47 5upp053d 70 m34n?

(NT: what's that supposed to mean?)

Qu35710n: H4v3 y0u 3v3r 633n 61773n 6y 4 c0ckr04ch?

(normal text: Question: Have you ever been bitten by a cockroach?)

—🦠 / ( @tulpars-silliest-digitalparasite )

Figure that out yourself.

[tulpars-silliest-digitalparasite]

7h47'5 4 l177l3 5u5p1c10u5, Daisuke.

1'm n07 g0nn4 f0rc3 y0u 70 73ll m3 4ny7h1ng, 6u7 ju57 50 y0u kn0w 1 d0n'7 judg3.

" Be who you are for your pride. " 7h3y 541d, 0r 50m37h1ng.

(Normal text: That's a little suspicious, Daisuke. + I'm not gonna force you to tell me anything, but just so you know I don't judge. + " Be who you are for your pride. " they said, or something.)

My 73x7 c0l0r1ng f0r Cavetown 15 6y d3f4ul7. 1 s0m3h0w c4n'7 ch4ng3 1t, 1t d035 7h3 54m3 7h1ng wh3n 1 typ3 Chappell Roan 4nd Girl In Red.

50 n0, 1 pr0646ly d0n'7 kn0w 50mething 1 5h0uldn'7. 1s 7h3r3 50m37h1ng y0u'r3 h1d1ng?

(Normal text: My text coloring for Cavetown is by default. I somehow can't change it, it does the same thing when I type Chappell Roan and Girl In Red. + So no, I don't know something I shouldn't. Is there something you're hiding?)

—🦠 / ( @tulpars-silliest-digitalparasite )

Ohh hah that makes more sense!

whaaat? nooooo.... maybe..........

[tulpars-silliest-digitalparasite]

ooc//

I apologize for the instances in which I forget to add a translation to my asks. I'm sorry:((

[tulpars-silliest-digitalparasite]

7h4nk y0u, Miss Anya. <3

(normal text: Thank you, Miss Anya)

[Sending virtual hug..]

...

[Sent! ↓ ↓]

⊂⁠(>ω<)⁠つ °·⁠.★✧♡!!

<3

—🦠 / ( @tulpars-silliest-digitalparasite )

...Our ship's system has a virus? That's, um— I should probably tell Swansea about that.

Anways, thank you so much for the (digital) hug!! Just uh, don't cause too much trouble, okay? ^^'

[tulpars-silliest-digitalparasite]

1 w4nn4 pl4y "A Loving Feeling" 6y Mitski, 6u7 1 run 7h3 r15k 0f 631ng d3l373d f0r 631ng 4 nu154nc3..

1 d0n'7 l1k3 pl4y1ng 7h1ng5 54f3..:((

[tulpars-silliest-digitalparasite]

D0N'7 C4LL SWANSEA 0N M3, PL3453 :[[

1 w0n'7 c4u53 4ny pr06l3m5 f0r y0u, pl3453 d0n'7 g37 r1d 0f m3.... :((

[Sending virtual hug..]

...

[Sent! ↓ ↓]

⊂⁠(>ω<)⁠つ °·⁠.★✧♡!!

<3

—🦠 / ( @tulpars-silliest-digitalparasite )

...Our ship's system has a virus? That's, um— I should probably tell Swansea about that.

Anways, thank you so much for the (digital) hug!! Just uh, don't cause too much trouble, okay? ^^'

[tulpars-silliest-digitalparasite]

0⁰f, 7h47'5 cr4zy. C00l gh057 p0w3r5 3x157? N073d.

[The voice says from a nearby radio, considering the speakers are temporarily unavailable.]

(NT: Oof, that's crazy. Cool ghost powers exist? Noted.)

1 d0n'7 7h1nk gh0575 c4n 4c7u4lly h17 7h1ng5.

[Caramelldansen plays in the speaker in the other room]

(Normal text: I don't think ghosts can actually hit things.)

—🦠 / ( @tulpars-silliest-digitalparasite )

Watch me.

[All the speakers on the ship start malfunctioning, as if possessed. Some start breaking and smoking after a few seconds.]

[tulpars-silliest-digitalparasite]

N07h1ng, 1 ju57 w4n7 70.

(NT: Nothing, I just want to.)

1'm g0nn4 pl4y c4r4m3lld4n53n 6455600573d 1n y0ur qu4r73r5 70n1gh7.

(normal text: I'm gonna okay caramelldansen bassboosted in your quarters tonight.)

—🦠 / ( @tulpars-silliest-digitalparasite )

What did I do ???

[tulpars-silliest-digitalparasite]

1 h0p3 7h3y g37 fr3qu3n7 1nc0nv3n13nc35 500n f0r 7h3 p41n 4nd 7r0u6l3 7h3y'v3 c4u53d y0u!! Y0u d0n'7 d353rv3 70 63 7r3473d l1k3 th4t.

1f 1 h4d 4 phy51c4l f0rm, 1'd hug y0u. 1f y0u w4n7 m3 70.

(Normal text: I hope they get frequent inconveniences soon for the pain and trouble they've caused you!! + You don't deserve to be treated like that. + If I had a physical form, I'd hug you. If you want me to.)

It'5 b33n 4 wh1l3..... H0w'r4 y0∪ d01ng, psych-e?

[A choppy, robotic voice echoed from the nearby intercoms.]

(normal text: It's been a while..... How're you doing, psych-e?)

—🦠 / (@tulpars-silliest-digitalparasite )

great. yeah.

well- ah, not really, v.1.k. I just got through a divorce.

for the divorce I mean the divorce I’m having with my ex bf who happens to be a demon that I never actually dated but that’s a long story so I’m not going to explain and we’re getting a divorce because he basically cheated and I’m angry about it so I wanted kneecaps for the anger obviously and I’m also having a party too to celebrate my birthday (it’s not my birthday) but there’s literally nobody there because it’s in the middle of the woods which is my fault for picking that I guess but it was his birthday and I didn’t want to celebrate but I had set it all up already.

thats the recap. shamelessly stolen from another post. ahahah

thanks for asking though...?

[tulpars-silliest-digitalparasite]

7h3 c0-p1l0t? N0 0ff3n53, 6u7 why h1m?

3v3n 1f 1t 1s pl470n1c, h3 d035n'7 3x4c7ly 533m l1k3 7h3 1d34l fr13nd..

J— [Glitches] J33pn3y'5 m34n.

[v.1.ckt0r's voice glitches before they could finish saying the co-pilot's name, as if their system refused to let them speak it]

(Normal text: The co-pilot? No offense, but why him? + Even if it is platonic, he doesn't exactly seem like the ideal friend.. + Jeepney's mean.)

H111!!!! H0w'r3 y0u d01ng :D

(normal text: Hiii!!!! How're you doing :D)

—🦠 / ( @tulpars-silliest-digitalparasite )

Francisco likes the digital parasite's energy, so he excitedly waves back and replies with the same enthusiasm. "Hellooo!! I'm doing alright!"

He did wonder if...it could actually see his search history...

[tulpars-silliest-digitalparasite]

7h47'5 r0ugh, h0p3 y0u'r3 d01ng 0k4y.

Wh0 d1d 7h47 64574rd ch347 0n y0u w17h? 4nd c4n 1 k1ll 7h3m b07h?.....

(normal text: That's rough, hope you're doing okay. + Who did that bastard cheat on you with? And can I kill them both?.....)

It'5 b33n 4 wh1l3..... H0w'r4 y0∪ d01ng, psych-e?

[A choppy, robotic voice echoed from the nearby intercoms.]

(normal text: It's been a while..... How're you doing, psych-e?)

—🦠 / (@tulpars-silliest-digitalparasite )

great. yeah.

well- ah, not really, v.1.k. I just got through a divorce.

for the divorce I mean the divorce I’m having with my ex bf who happens to be a demon that I never actually dated but that’s a long story so I’m not going to explain and we’re getting a divorce because he basically cheated and I’m angry about it so I wanted kneecaps for the anger obviously and I’m also having a party too to celebrate my birthday (it’s not my birthday) but there’s literally nobody there because it’s in the middle of the woods which is my fault for picking that I guess but it was his birthday and I didn’t want to celebrate but I had set it all up already.

thats the recap. shamelessly stolen from another post. ahahah

thanks for asking though...?

[tulpars-silliest-digitalparasite]

WELCOME!!!

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| User Malware label : « v.1.ckt0r »

| Creator : [UNIDENTIFIED]

| Pronouns : « They / It »

| Location : « The Tulpar systems »

| Boundaries / Rules ↓ ↓

1.) No crude/overly nsfw asks (Detailed asks about topics like gore, sex, etc. will be deleted + Also, please refrain from attaching photos related to the things listed above. Suggestive is allowed.)

2.) Basic DNI

(No homophobia, transphobia, racism, etc. This is a safe space, don't make others uncomfortable.)

3.) Anyone can rp/send asks

(OCs and characters from mouthwashing, along with other franchises, can interact.)

4.) Don't get personal

(Don't ask about the mod's personal life, it bothers them. V.1.ckt0r doesn't have a personal life, it is a computer virus.)

| Orientation : « “ 1 5w1ng 1n 3v3ry d1r3c710n, v10l3n7ly. ” » (I swing in every direction, violently)

| Extra ↓ ↓

» v.1.ckt0r has an involuntary typing quirk caused by a malfunction in their code due to an antivirus.

» Appears in any nearby screen whenever they're able to.

» Communicates through intercoms or any speaker they have access to.

» No physical form/body yet. (has a hologram though.)

» Has a bit-crushed/glitchy voice (think of lolbit from fnaf)

» Will Wood fan.

[tulpars-silliest-digitalparasite]

Th3 4n71v1ru5 7h1ng l0ck3d m3 0u7 0f 7h3 mu51c b4nk 1 h4d...

L3t m3 4cc355 my mu51c, y0u 57up1d jum6l3 0f c0de.

(normal text: The antivirus thing locked me out of the music bank I had... + Let me access my music, you stupid piece of code..)

[tulpars-silliest-digitalparasite]

70d4y'5 4 pr377y mund4n3 d4y f0r y0u, 1sn'7 17?..

4nd 4ls0, why'r3 y0u mumbl1ng 7h3 c0-p1l0t's n4m3?

[Says the "parasite" as it observed Francisco]

(Normal text: Today's a pretty mundane day for you, isn't it?.. + And also, why're you mumbling the co-pilot's name?)

H111!!!! H0w'r3 y0u d01ng :D

(normal text: Hiii!!!! How're you doing :D)

—🦠 / ( @tulpars-silliest-digitalparasite )

Francisco likes the digital parasite's energy, so he excitedly waves back and replies with the same enthusiasm. "Hellooo!! I'm doing alright!"

He did wonder if...it could actually see his search history...

[tulpars-silliest-digitalparasite]

Gu355 y0u n0w kn0w h0w i7'd 63 l1k3 t0 b3 7h3 0pp0s173 g3nd3r! 7ruly unl0cks 4 wh0l3 n3w p3r5p3c71v3 70 b3 pu7 1n 5uch 4 f0r31gn 517u4710n.

15 7h3r3 4 p4rt 0f 7h47 3xp3r13nc3 7h47 y0u d1dn'7 l1k3 p4r71cul4rly?

(Normal text: Guess you now know how it'd be like to be the opposite gender! Truly unlocks a whole new perspective to be put in such a foreign situation. + Is there a part of that experience you didn't like particularly?)

G00d d4y 70 y0u, d34r j4n170r m4n. H0w'r3 y0u h0ld1ng up?

G07 4ny7h1ng 1n73r3571ng g01ng 0n?

(normal text: Good day to you, dear janitor man. How're you holding up? + Got anything interesting going on?)

—🦠 / ( @tulpars-silliest-digitalparasite )

*he blinked at the message, tilting his head slightly as he re-read it a few times to try and understand*

Huh? .. Oh! I’m alright, As for interesting.. I guess it depends on how far back You want Me to go..?

[tulpars-silliest-digitalparasite]

Hmmmmmmm, wh47'5 7h3 m057 1n73r3571ng 0n3 0u7 0f 7h3m 4ll?

or m4y63 ju57 7h3 0n3s 7h15 w33k ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠⊙⁠_⊙⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

(normal text: Hmmmmmmm, what's the most interesting one out of them all? + or maybe just the ones this week ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠⊙⁠_⊙⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ )

G00d d4y 70 y0u, d34r j4n170r m4n. H0w'r3 y0u h0ld1ng up?

G07 4ny7h1ng 1n73r3571ng g01ng 0n?

(normal text: Good day to you, dear janitor man. How're you holding up? + Got anything interesting going on?)

—🦠 / ( @tulpars-silliest-digitalparasite )

*he blinked at the message, tilting his head slightly as he re-read it a few times to try and understand*

Huh? .. Oh! I’m alright, As for interesting.. I guess it depends on how far back You want Me to go..?

[tulpars-silliest-digitalparasite]

Th4t'5 gr34t t0 h34r..

G07 4ny7h1ng 1n73r3571ng pl4nn3d f0r 70d4y?

[It replied back. Its voice glitchy and bit-crushed, like it came out of an 8-bit video game]

(normal text: That's great to hear + Got anything interesting planned for today?)

H111!!!! H0w'r3 y0u d01ng :D

(normal text: Hiii!!!! How're you doing :D)

—🦠 / ( @tulpars-silliest-digitalparasite )

Francisco likes the digital parasite's energy, so he excitedly waves back and replies with the same enthusiasm. "Hellooo!! I'm doing alright!"

He did wonder if...it could actually see his search history...