#v.1.kt0r

[tulpars-silliest-digitalparasite]

hi !!! fellow computer virus!! god i can never find sentient beings anymore that are like me.. do you come from the same universe as me? i wonder if all computer viruses are made identical... i certainly know i'm unique, or... maybe not...? ahahah...

- @psych-eval-anon

HIIII, Another computer virus!!! And truee, there's not many of us out here...

I don't know if we're from the same universe, but all I know is that I was made in 2006 by a guy who was learning how to code.

And I very sure we're both unique in our own ways.

So, you got a knack for blood or smth?

[psych-eval-anon]

It'5 b33n 4 wh1l3..... H0w'r4 y0∪ d01ng, psych-e?

[A choppy, robotic voice echoed from the nearby intercoms.]

(normal text: It's been a while..... How're you doing, psych-e?)

—🦠 / (@tulpars-silliest-digitalparasite )

great. yeah.

well- ah, not really, v.1.k. I just got through a divorce.

for the divorce I mean the divorce I’m having with my ex bf who happens to be a demon that I never actually dated but that’s a long story so I’m not going to explain and we’re getting a divorce because he basically cheated and I’m angry about it so I wanted kneecaps for the anger obviously and I’m also having a party too to celebrate my birthday (it’s not my birthday) but there’s literally nobody there because it’s in the middle of the woods which is my fault for picking that I guess but it was his birthday and I didn’t want to celebrate but I had set it all up already.

thats the recap. shamelessly stolen from another post. ahahah

thanks for asking though...?

[tulpars-silliest-digitalparasite]

Wh47'5 7h47 5upp053d 70 m34n?

(NT: what's that supposed to mean?)

Qu35710n: H4v3 y0u 3v3r 633n 61773n 6y 4 c0ckr04ch?

(normal text: Question: Have you ever been bitten by a cockroach?)

—🦠 / ( @tulpars-silliest-digitalparasite )

Figure that out yourself.

[tulpars-silliest-digitalparasite]

WELCOME!!!

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| User Malware label : « v.1.ckt0r »

| Creator : [UNIDENTIFIED]

| Pronouns : « They / It »

| Location : « The Tulpar systems »

| Boundaries / Rules ↓ ↓

1.) No crude/overly nsfw asks (Detailed asks about topics like gore, sex, etc. will be deleted + Also, please refrain from attaching photos related to the things listed above. Suggestive is allowed.)

2.) Basic DNI

(No homophobia, transphobia, racism, etc. This is a safe space, don't make others uncomfortable.)

3.) Anyone can rp/send asks

(OCs and characters from mouthwashing, along with other franchises, can interact.)

4.) Don't get personal

(Don't ask about the mod's personal life, it bothers them. V.1.ckt0r doesn't have a personal life, it is a computer virus.)

| Orientation : « “ 1 5w1ng 1n 3v3ry d1r3c710n, v10l3n7ly. ” » (I swing in every direction, violently)

| Extra ↓ ↓

» v.1.ckt0r has an involuntary typing quirk caused by a malfunction in their code due to an antivirus.

» Appears in any nearby screen whenever they're able to.

» Communicates through intercoms or any speaker they have access to.

» No physical form/body yet. (has a hologram though.)

» Has a bit-crushed/glitchy voice (think of lolbit from fnaf)

» Will Wood fan.

[tulpars-silliest-digitalparasite]

ooc//

I apologize for the instances in which I forget to add a translation to my asks. I'm sorry:((

[tulpars-silliest-digitalparasite]

1 w4nn4 pl4y "A Loving Feeling" 6y Mitski, 6u7 1 run 7h3 r15k 0f 631ng d3l373d f0r 631ng 4 nu154nc3..

1 d0n'7 l1k3 pl4y1ng 7h1ng5 54f3..:((

[tulpars-silliest-digitalparasite]

7h47'5 4 l177l3 5u5p1c10u5, Daisuke.

1'm n07 g0nn4 f0rc3 y0u 70 73ll m3 4ny7h1ng, 6u7 ju57 50 y0u kn0w 1 d0n'7 judg3.

" Be who you are for your pride. " 7h3y 541d, 0r 50m37h1ng.

(Normal text: That's a little suspicious, Daisuke. + I'm not gonna force you to tell me anything, but just so you know I don't judge. + " Be who you are for your pride. " they said, or something.)

My 73x7 c0l0r1ng f0r Cavetown 15 6y d3f4ul7. 1 s0m3h0w c4n'7 ch4ng3 1t, 1t d035 7h3 54m3 7h1ng wh3n 1 typ3 Chappell Roan 4nd Girl In Red.

50 n0, 1 pr0646ly d0n'7 kn0w 50mething 1 5h0uldn'7. 1s 7h3r3 50m37h1ng y0u'r3 h1d1ng?

(Normal text: My text coloring for Cavetown is by default. I somehow can't change it, it does the same thing when I type Chappell Roan and Girl In Red. + So no, I don't know something I shouldn't. Is there something you're hiding?)

—🦠 / ( @tulpars-silliest-digitalparasite )

Ohh hah that makes more sense!

whaaat? nooooo.... maybe..........

[tulpars-silliest-digitalparasite]

Th3 4n71v1ru5 7h1ng l0ck3d m3 0u7 0f 7h3 mu51c b4nk 1 h4d...

L3t m3 4cc355 my mu51c, y0u 57up1d jum6l3 0f c0de.

(normal text: The antivirus thing locked me out of the music bank I had... + Let me access my music, you stupid piece of code..)

[tulpars-silliest-digitalparasite]

w̵̯̐h̷͍͝o̴̯͒ ̶̜̎—t̶̮̿ḣ̶͕e̵̬̿ ̴̢̹͓̌̒̅͐̿F̴̧̼̰̞̥̱͔̞́͛̓̈́͊ͅU̶̟̝̝̿C̶̡̤̝̜̯͇̩͍̖̋͛͝Ḵ̴̛͇͔̈ d̶̘͗ȏ̷͓w̵̖̿n̴͎̔l̵̬͋o̴̤̓a̸̘͂d̷̯̏ȇ̴̼ḑ̴̈ ̵̰͝a̴͔͠ṇ̶̚ ̶͓̚à̴͈n̶͙̓ẗ̴͖́i̸̗͂v̶̼̏i̷̬̓r̴̪͒u̵͚͛s̸̖̾ ̷̜͘o̷̝̍n̷̛̠ ̴̩̽t̸̗́h̴͔̎e̷̥͠ ̴͕̎s̵̭̍ý̶̢s̷̡̉t̴̻̒ȅ̴̗m̴͔͊ś̴͔?̷̳̀?̴̖̎?̷̙̓

t̴̒͜h̶̞̥͊͂ḭ̷̡̓ş̵͗ ̸͚͝h̵͖̖͗u̸͚͆̌r̴͉̉t̵̼͝ŝ̴̟̜ ̸̡̺̀͗l̶̙͛i̴̲̒̈́k̴̫͈̿̀ȩ̷̏ ̷̺͊h̴̜͐͑e̸̡̼͂̓l̵̹̍̆ĺ̸̜—

[tulpars-silliest-digitalparasite]

It's been a few days, and I haven't seen those freaks around, so I assume it'd be fine for me to put asks back up.

Hit me with what you've got!!

[tulpars-silliest-digitalparasite]

Just showing up to remind y'all that chainmails still exist, and they're still as annoying as ever.

[curly-capt]

CAPTAIN, I FOUND ANOTHER DAISUKE!!

[v.1.kt0r drags in.. Daisuke ( @dai-dai-daisukeee ), but with a few extra accessories.]

We have alternates on the ship.. WE HAVE ALTERNATES ON THE SHIP.

[Glitchy panicking]

—🦠

Oh my gosh- No no no- Vik! They aren't alternates!!! It's the multiverse- The ship is experiencing some kind of space-time anomaly and so there's alternate universes overlapping!

Other daisuke, I am so sorry, are you alright? Do you know which crew you came from? I'll try and comm them for you.

[curly-capt]

Hey captainnnn, it's me again.. So, do you know the game 'How Fish Is Made'? It's pretty awesome sauce.

[v.1.kt0r asks, appearing on the nearest digital screen with a little :3 face in replacement of their usual one]

-🦠

Hi, Viktor! I have not heard of it.

[tulpars-silliest-digitalparasite]

Hmmmmmmm, wh47'5 7h3 m057 1n73r3571ng 0n3 0u7 0f 7h3m 4ll?

or m4y63 ju57 7h3 0n3s 7h15 w33k ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠⊙⁠_⊙⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

(normal text: Hmmmmmmm, what's the most interesting one out of them all? + or maybe just the ones this week ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠⊙⁠_⊙⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ )

G00d d4y 70 y0u, d34r j4n170r m4n. H0w'r3 y0u h0ld1ng up?

G07 4ny7h1ng 1n73r3571ng g01ng 0n?

(normal text: Good day to you, dear janitor man. How're you holding up? + Got anything interesting going on?)

—🦠 / ( @tulpars-silliest-digitalparasite )

*he blinked at the message, tilting his head slightly as he re-read it a few times to try and understand*

Huh? .. Oh! I’m alright, As for interesting.. I guess it depends on how far back You want Me to go..?

[tulpars-silliest-digitalparasite]

⚠ ATTENTION TO EVERYONE ONBOARD THE TULPAR ⚠

“ Unfamiliar I'd like to join in on the fun and have my own blog instead of just popping up in everyone's ask box as 🦠.

Before everything else, I'd like for you all to know that I'm v.1.kt0r, the Tulpar's system virus unexpected AI add-on!

I made this solely so I can make rp threads, but you can send me a random ask if you feel like it. Don't worry, I don't bite.

Just a heads up, I'll always sign my asks off with the 🦠 emoji and will always talk in green (The intro is an exception bc I feel like it'd look weird if all the text on this post was green.).

v.1.kt0r out!!

[curly-capt]

HEY CAPTA—

[The speakers proceed to screech from how loud the volume was]

oof.. my bad, my badd.. too loud.

[clears throat]

Ahem, anyways..

Hey capt, wanna see something cool??

[v.1.kt0r's voice practically squeals from the intercom]

-🦠

OH MY-

[He crushed the paper star he had been folding from the sudden adrenaline. His desk chair fell over as he stood quickly - Was someone hurt? Did the autopilot break again?]

[He visibly deflated with relief when he heard Vic properly this time. He looked down at the crushed star with mild annoyance at it being ruined, but sighed and looked up at the intercom.]

Hi, Vic. I would love to see something cool. What's up?