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Happy Birthday Dizzy (August 26th, 2004 - 16 years old)

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Dizzy: Truth or dare?

Jett: Truth!

Dizzy: How many time you uses Hidden Power and injured yourself?

Jett: Dare!

Dizzy: Stop injured yourself!

Jett: I don't wanna play anymore!

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Happy Birthday Chase!!!(August 5th, 2002 - 18 years old)

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Donnie: I want to be a caterpillar!

Jett: Explain?

Donnie: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.

Jett: You know they have a life span of about a week, right?

Donnie: That's another highlight!

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Swampy: Now that i've explained this math problem for the fifth time, do you understand the question?

Scoop: *voice cracking* Yes!

Swampy: Are you lying on me?

Scoop: *on the verge of tears* Yes!

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Swampy: It's dark here! We need some light!

Mira: I got this! Just let me-

Swampy: If you're going to stomp your light-up sneakers, I will murder you!

Mira: *lightly lower her foot*

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Donnie, running on 0 hour of sleep: What if I didn't go to bed and just stayed up playing Skyrim?

Jett: Hey, I got a better idea!

Donnie: What?

Jett, gently talking to controller: What if you don't!

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Jett got kidnapped, but this time for ransom.

Phantom, on megaphone, yelling from a top of a building: We have a kid! Try anything fun and he get it!

Jimbo, on another megaphone, yelling up at the building: Don't kill him!

Phantom: We won't do nothing so loong as we get what we want!

Jimbo: I wasn't talking to him! Don't you dare anything for him, Jett!

Phantom: W-What??

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Storm: You are smiling a lot! Something good happen?

Astro: Can't I just smile because I'm happy?

Swampy, sighing: Scoop fell down the stairs!

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Can we get McDonald’s?

We have food at home: Sky, Storm, Neo, Willy, Badge, Rover, Paul, Jimbo, Narae, Grand Albert, Sparky.

Orders one black coffee and leave: Astra, Chase, Swampy, Remi, Bello, Bucky, Scoop.

McDonald’s! McDonald’s! : Jett, Dizzy, Mira, Crystal, Astro, Kim, Jerome, Flip 

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Jerome: *skipping rocks and eating a sandwich*

Jerome: *tosses his sandwich and goes to bite a rock*

Jerome: ...

Jerome: This isn't my

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*Get hit by a car*

Jett: aRE YOU OKAY, MIRA???

Mira: Please...I-I need...my...phone...!

*opens Mira's Wild Team groupchat*

Mira: LMFAAOOO! Y'ALL GUESS WHAT??!?

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Bucky: I noticed Jett added these weird oversized gaunlets to his Super Charge...Are they protection? Weapon?

Mira: May be he's trying to imitate the design of Donnie's Super Charge!

Crystal: I know! It's one of those weird backpacks you put around your arms when you're too ashamed to carry a purse around!

Storm: Guys...Jett broke his arm! Those are his casts!

Everyone: Jett WHAT???

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Donnie: *pointing at Lumin* Sis, isn't that the guy who stole dad away from us?

Remi: Yes, Donnie!

Remi: Now run before he tries to give him back!

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Scoop’s older brother senses going off

Scoop, in the middle of chatting with his friend.

Scoop: ...Hey, I’ll be right back!

Meanwhile, at Donnie’s household.

Remi and Donnie going through Scoop’s room.

Donnie: Scoop would be so mad if he knew we are here!

Remi: Well, then he shouldn’t have left all his stuff- Look! A holographic Charizard card-

Scoop, bursting in through the window: GET OUT OF MY ROOM!

Remi and Donnie: AGH!

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Bucky: How tall are you, Jett?

Jett: Height is a social construct!

Bucky: So you are short!

Jett: ...

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Astro: Ow! I fucking cut my finger!

Scoop: Let me kiss it to make it better!

Astro: ??? How does that work?

Scoop: Whenever my brother and sister would get hurt, I'd kiss to make it better!

Astro: ...I see!

(Later)

Astro: *to Jett* Jett, I need you to punch me in the face!