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HI IT’S BEEN YEARS I HOPE YOU GUYS ARE DOING WELL MWAH
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oldest daughters have more de-escalation training than cops do
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Well well well if it isn’t the consequences of your actions
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soooo i made an instagram for art things that i’m probably gonna be way more active on,,, it’s @jaytheamy if u wanted to follow and talk 2 me... haha just kidding.. unless?
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"but my dad's a cop!!" okay piglet
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reblog this with what your parents almost named you
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i refuse to verbally say my vows at my wedding, i will give my wife a piece of paper with them written down. My family can mind their own damn business
#wow look words#i love my gf hours#i seriously cry at anything and everything if i have to be vulnerable in front of a crowd of people i will die
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oh my fucking god i had a dream that paw patrol was getting harassed on twitter and as damage control they announced one of the paw patrol dogs was transgender and i thought it was real up until a few hours ago
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wahahahattttt am i looking at
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it’s time to yearn, girls
#wow look words#my gf is offline and im clingy those two things are like oil and water excuse me#i didnt realize it was almost midnight maybe shes asleep hang on#wait nvm im sorry
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do you ever read a post you made forever ago and just go nonononono
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whoever has my voodoo doll can u just throw it in a washing machine pls
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sometimes I dress up for myself, sometimes I dress up to be Mysterious Beautiful Girl in the grocery store. depends.
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if you use multiple exclamation points instead of a question mark i immediately trust you
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