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i’m gonna use my hacking powers to do an all pyjama run in pokemon y
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Grey crowned crane (Balearica regulorum)
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Matt McCreary
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"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess
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This guy raised an abandoned moose calf with his Horses, and believe it or not, he has trained it for lumber removal and other hauling tasks. Given the 2,000 pounds of robust muscle, and the splayed, grippy hooves, he claims it is the best work animal he has. He says the secret to keeping the moose around is a sweet salt lick, although, during the rut he disappears for a couple of weeks, but always comes home…. Impressive !! MINNESOTA CLYDESDALE
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when i was 12 and new to tumblr i didn't know what bisexual meant and i thought it was like you had split personalities and one was gay and one was straight so i asked someone i was kind of friends with "who are you today?" and when they went ??? i said "are you the gay one or the straight one today" and they blocked me
Bi people when their gay side takes over
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incredibly elaborate bit me and @iclimbtreestofeelalive came up with while i was playing pokemon Y iii couldn't pick if i should put this on the art blog but whateverr hello if you scrolled down this far sorry for the long post okay i love you
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It never ceases to amaze me how wet he can get by doing this
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How do i top my boyfriend?? I dont know how ill see him that way, i haven't done it with him before
ill do it. since you are so fucking complicated
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alright so Pangur got her claw stuck while rolling over in bed, and then just GAVE UP, which led to her being horizontally flattened in a way that gives her impossible girth and...... I'll share, but just know that it's an optical illusion. please. I swear to god she's a healthy weight. I mean, a little chubby, but not like this.
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Went to a bakery and they had a you donut
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why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer
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I know folks here like to speculate about what modern inventions would kill a medieval peasant on the spot, but I would like to speculate about what modern inventions a medieval peasant would love.
So I think that in particular, a medieval peasant would absolutely adore the combination of motorized farm equipment that you ride around on/in with a little box that contains a voice that tells you sexually explicit stories. I think a medieval peasant wouldn’t be able to get enough of that.
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