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Scout: I always keep a bat by my bed.

Spy: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

Sniper: I sleep with a knife.

Medic: Ho ho ho, the three of you are pathetic.

Scout: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Medic: Heavy.

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Lil' Pootis season 37

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matching sprays when you want to see how fast you and your friend can get kicked out of a server

From that one silly boykisser meme by mintpaws, though this was reffed from this take on it by beautysnake.

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spies when the enemy team needs a healer | cr: Colonel Fanzipantzen

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un mercenaire andalusia

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9 of the most men in history

Plus my favorite pet of the sketch

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guys this freak just stole my spleen where can I get a new one

⚠️ blood warning

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It never fails to shock me how fucking funny TF2 is. Any time I boot up a game there will always be hijinks that consistently leave me loudly guffawing. One of my favorite bits to do is one where I pick Medic when nobody else will pick Medic, and spend the entire game taunting. Anytime someone asks me for help I just loudly shout “No” straight to their face. It’s so fucking funny.

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Yknow

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Here we have two designs for Miss Pauling in @coolfireguy73 's Cryptid AU. :]

On the left, I drew what I think she would liok like as one of the cryptids. I feel like she'd keep herself as put-together as she can. Then, I think she would get survivors to trust her over extended periods of time and end up tricking them, resulting in their deaths. Out of personal preferences, I think she would also help Scout sometimes, without really knowing why. If she had an area, I think it would be some sort of underground tunnels that she'd use to sneak up on people, monitor them, or just get around easier.

On the right, I have what I imagined her looking like while reading the story. :] I didn't really feel like drawing any weapons, so she's just there with her cracked glasses and long hair.

These were fun to draw!

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YES!!! Y-YES!!! I WOULD L-LOVE A HUG! BITTE!!

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the last thing i wanted was to hurt you

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somebody help him

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camping creatures

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they are offensive

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