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anyone else 1 situation away from losing their mind
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the white house is such a stupid name. if i were president the first thing i would do is call it the pussy pavilion. the second thing i would do is unleash the bugs of the night
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me after a quiet day in: Time for a quiet night in
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Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking
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Sorry for being a bitch earlier, I needed to lay in the dark with my headphones for 3 hours to feel better
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when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun
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how is piracy bad? it’s sharing. and sharing is caring.
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Are you becoming what you've always hated?
Isle of Dogs / Game of Thrones / Painting by Jenn Mazza / Unknown / Ancestral Memory by Hari Alluri / Unknown / Venetta Octavia / Emma Tranter / Unknown / Ninth House by Leigh Bardugo / @ machineryangel
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my career advice isn't "do what you love" it's "do what will give you the most money without making you want to kill yourself"
#girl im a teacher#i genuinely do it for the love#i make enough to survive so at least i’m slaying with that#i would choose to be a poor teacher over and over again though#teaching is so rewarding and i adore my kids#i can’t imagine being anything other than a teacher
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me remembering i have a name and body and people know me:
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yall ever miss your own energy?? like damn wtf happened to me??
#i used to be so soft#i was so soft and so loving#now i’m mean and gag at romance half the time#maybe one day i’ll get better#but yes i miss the softer part of myself. even if it feels gross to express
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“Graves unearthed in the quiet cemeteries of the heart. Dead tragedies, vampiric exhumations…finalities, leave-taking, endless grief. And in the darkness, a last tomb opened to reveal the only impossible thing: our blood-soaked love—so bright it flung outward like copper constellations—a conflagration that burned forever, leaving empty universes in its wake.”
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