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Happy March 15th to those who celebrate.

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a few weeks ago i needed worcestershire sauce for a recipe but i didnt have any so i had to leave it out.

u are never gonna believe what i found in the cabinet today, unopened, probably has been there for months,

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Maybe a wont be alone in heaven

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it rules that the biography of henry kissinger by niall ferguson, which was approved by kissinger himself, mentions dr. henry killinger from venture bros

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House MD is awesome it's like. Did you know self harm isn't always physical. Sometimes it's sabotaging your relationships so you can feel emotional pain when people leave you. Now he's dancing with a boombox

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forgive and forget? wrong. charged two-handed heavy attack with my greatsword of resentment

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Here is your mission.

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i wish i had a prostate but i have nothing

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this is one of the only reaction pictures that feels so incredibly visceral its so fucking good

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This might be Derek Guy's greatest masterpiece.

(The Twitter thread is probably easier to read and easier to look at the images, but I wanted to make sure it got preserved. Images are the tweets.)

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