Just your average 30-something who hates adulting and prefers to write fanfiction in their free time instead. Check out my work under the same name on AO3, FFicNet, or Wattpad if you’re feeling bored. If you have questions or requests, send me a message. Just don’t get mad when I forget to check my inbox and it takes me a while to respond 😛
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You ever wonder what Httyd with a much higher rating would've been like? Not for realistic injuries and consequences and such, but for how sheer monstrous of a concept Hiccup is?
Super smart and creative? Does not know when or even how to stop? An unstoppable force of change? All of his enemies have either died or joined him with the sole exception being Savage? Who just kind of disappears?
The Dragon Master? Can "control" creatures small to huge who can fly, breathe fire, have large sharp teeth and claws, sometimes even rows of them, this one can bite through a metal cage, this one is metal, this one has rows and rows of teeth that can burrow through solid rock, this one has two or three different kinds of venom and one paralyzes you and the other can make you feel an excruciating kind of pain you will probably never feel in your life again, this one actively hunts humans and other dragons, and this one-
I'm just saying, in a higher rating, people would be way more thankful that Hiccup is as nice as he is.
#I love everything about this#so much!#httyd movies#httyd#rtte#hiccup haddock#HTTYD rated R please#like Deadpool with Dragons because Hiccup is also a sarcastic ahole
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rewatching httyd and like. Astrid was right to be pissed abt hiccup suddenly becoming competent. imagine you've been training ur whole life and ur so fucking kickass and then this weird little nepo baby emo kid shows up and beats you at everything and steals all your friends. ngl I would be experiencing a breakdown. I'd be having a midlife crisis. yknow actually I think she underreacted
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me, begging, tears in my eyes: please. please just tell me what the book is about. the plot. please
a book annotation on the cover, unfazed: A Subversive Masterpiece. A Deep And Touching Story. The New York Times Bestseller. Go Fuck Yourself
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*No consequences, it happens magically so no surgery etc etc
#purple#if given the option I will always choose purple#not like a deep violet that can look brown or dark blue in certain light#like unmistakeable PURPLE!
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Priest of Chaos by Azazelsartsworks
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Hiccup is such a dramatic person like hey DAD remember how you said I need to kill like a singular dragon to be cool well what if I killed the biggest fuck off mountain sized dragon and ended a three hundred year war that will stop about 76% of your current problems AND get permenant life insurance in the form of an extremely angry night fury. What if huh??? What if?????
#he's so over the top i love him#httyd1#he meant it when he said dramatic flare#hiccup haddock#httyd hiccup#httyd stoick#red death#toothless#httyd
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Anyone in need of some sloppy hiccstrid sketches??
And no, I don’t I have context for the second one… 😈
ily!!! bye!!!
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Silver Armor <3 Spent so much time adding the little details, and I think it was all worth it! I haven't painted Astrid in super long time and I really enjoyed revisiting the music of the films while making this :)
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toof!!!
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Thanks for the tag @ryupioupiou 😊
As you can see, I’m kind of already a bit of an emo punk with tattoos, colourful hair, and piercings (although my arm has a skull and roses on it and I have an industrial through my right ear instead, but that wasn’t an option on picrew) lol. My hair is also actually pink and light purple at the moment, but that wasn’t an option either.
The real me is pale as frig with naturally strawberry blonde hair — hence the freckles — and a smile that isn’t quite even. It always ends up in more of a smirk-type thing with one side pulled back farther than the other, which always gives me a somewhat cocky look. My eyebrows are a nice shape, but they are a bit thinner than I’d like them to be. I’d love to have a nice smile with dimples, and maybe be a little less pale so I don’t turn into a lobster every time I go outside. I’d also love to lose the bump on my nose from where it’s been broken. Twice.
Other than those things I can’t change without surgery or magic, I’d really like to find the guts to get some facial piercings, but even in my 30’s I can still feel my mom’s disappointment anytime I think about it. I also wish I could get up the nerve to cut my hair short. I actually want to shave an undercut onto one side, but I can’t bring myself to do it. I just keep picturing the horrible grow-out process that my bestie went through when she shaved her head for cancer. Lol. That, and I’m not really sure I can actually pull off short hair. I think my face might be a bit too long of an oval….
This was fun, but now I’m going to tag @worldwhightnight @drchee5e @drakaina-amore64 @anakinmousestalker @holonium ? No pressure 😝
picrew tag game!
i was tagged by @aro-langblr to make myself in this picrew as how i look now and how i'd like to look!!
thanks for the tag!! i tag @wellington-yueh @cl0udhopper @palerubyart @find-my-worth @sylxeon and @radonatomix !! no pressure though :3
#I don’t normally do this#but these are oddly fun#i love asks!#any chance to show people I am exactly as weird as I seem#😂
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I have never related to a famous person quite so much as I do in this moment….
C.S. Lewis in a letter to Charles A. Huttar March 30th 1962
#c.s. lewis#tolkien#mostly harmless just needs a good smack or two#i love historic shade#it’s always so classy!
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i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.
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