$$$$hitpost/18+ BG3 sideblog of @FlayMeMaybe>you< may be cursed, but I’ll be fine because I’m Bhaals favorite(edit: turns out this is not a good thing for me)BHAALS OF STEEL; i came here to bhaal and c̴̡̛̳̖͙͎̦̹͚͙͍̤̯̲̞͐̉͐̆̂̈́͘͜͠ǔ̸͇̠͘̚͝m̴̛͎̖̼͕̭͉̉͗̊͂̇̀̕ and I’m all out of c̴̡̛̳̖͙͎̦̹͚͙͍̤̯̲̞͐̉͐̆̂̈́͘͜͠ǔ̸͇̠͘̚͝m̴̛͎̖̼͕̭͉̉͗̊͂̇̀̕
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my favorite genre of fictional character is like "i am terrifying to almost everyone, i'm very good at killing, i can endure anything, i've become exceptionally good at playing into my reputation, and if you try to give me positive social interaction i will react with confusion and cower in a corner like an abused animal. and i may try to shoot you. but there is also a chance i may imprint on you like a feral dog receiving its first loving touch! good luck."
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playing BG3 with a budding migraine for the immersive Durge experience
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bapping you with my soft wittle paws until naught but ash and dust remains
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umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it
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would you kiss me with blood all over my face
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"I should kill myself": self-serving, reactionary
"we should all kill ourselves": building community and connection, ideologically correct
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POV: You agreed to a walk in the forest with the Archdruid 🌿
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But I gave him the shape that's canon in my head pls enjoy
(pls gimme that dad bod)
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but if I don't get weird and horny about this then who will
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