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EVERYONE SHUT UP MARINERS COMMERCIALS ARE BACK

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Athletics like this proves that the mariners are OYLMPIC quality.

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This is a nice rabbit. Repping for the best team!

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Sometimes a mascot is more than just a guy in a dumb costume. Sometimes a mascot is the beating heart of a team.

R.I.P Jason

The highest flying Hemlock Hawk.

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Can't believe my stupid towns newspaper uses this webbed site. You want to do "a great job" Nicole, get that hack George who does the sports section fired. Man has an agenda!

Hello New Readers!

Our lovely little town's newspaper has added a new member to the paper's staff, and we're all glad to have Nicole on board! We're sure that Nicole's writing and expert reporting about our town, its history, and things going on within it will attract dozens of new readers to our home, so we've had her write a small introduction to our town for everyone!

Hemlock Hollow is a small town of roughly 4,000 people, located about 30 miles east of Mount Rainier in Washington state. Our home was founded in 1911 by Frederick Wolfe, a wealthy railroad baron who saw an opportunity in the timber industry, and he funded a small fork off of the main tracks to be made here for easy access to shipping logs as well as transportation for the workers. As the logging industry in the area began drying up during and after the '50s housing boom, the town turned to apple farming and tourism based around its time as part of the rail network. Today, our tourism board is working with developers, state transportation officials, and others to regain the rail network and build a hotel in an effort to revitalize the town. Exciting news!

Some notable locations are Hemlock High, the public school in town, and home to the Hemlock Hawks. The other is St. Bernadette's Hallowed Academy, a religious private school. For the urban explorers and historians, there is also an old sawmill outside of town where logs were processed, as well as the old mansion of the first mayor's house on the river. One of my favorite places in town is our adorable little museum dedicated to the town's history (especially its early days as part of the rail network and logging industry)! For our some of our residents in need of extra care, we also have an assisted living facility that is home to about 70 patients, and I've been told the staff is very kind. They host weekly Bridge nights from 7-9 on Saturdays, and admission it's free for all to join! We also have many shops and buildings for a small town like Irma's Needlework, The Divine Diner, Grant Foods, and the public library. Of course, there are also the apple orchards on the south side of town, owned and well-maintained by the Wolfe family for the last 3 generations.

That's about it for now, so I hope our readers enjoyed this little insight into our town. We're sure Nicole will do a great job with more about this cozy place we call home!

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Humor is the tool of the weak to deflect when they're scared little babies. Mariners for life

BREAKING: a witch has just cast a spell on a seagull, transforming him into a Seattle Mariners fan to teach him a lesson in humility.