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Stop motion of Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers in a candy factory                          

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i have sugarcubes.

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one time when I was a barista I was telling my coworker that I suddenly really missed cows. I used to work with cows all the time back home and then I moved away and suddenly it had been four years and nary a cow.

15 minutes later this old guy came up to the counter with his address written on a napkin & he said “me and my wife have a whole herd of dexters and a couple of new calves. come on over any time”

so after work I was like ok fuck it & I drove to the address and I parked at the gate & I walked down the driveway to the barn and this woman was like “oh my husband told me you might stop by! come see our cows” and she introduced me to every single cow. made my whole week.

thank you cow couple

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Sorry to anyone this happened to (I would be fuming) but I am howling at EA incompetently creating cursed jewellery by mistake.

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wedding in gaza, in a football stadium where the couple has been displaced to, photographed and shared by suhailnssar on 2/16/24

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nothing calls u a faggot more than seeing a thirst trap on the dash that u don't recognise but it says you've already liked it

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Mad Magazine

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autumnal wood

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