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I’m fucking offended that you think I can choose

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I hate how Snape fans make it sound like the marauders attacked him for no reason. The first time that James and Sirius saw Snape he made fun of someone for being a muggle, he kept trying to prove that Remus was a werewolf in order to get him kicked out of school, practiced the dark arts and called muggle borns slurs, and you expect James to like him.

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I keep turning my ear lever to fast and it keeps messing with my eye’s metabolism.

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Prompt #179

“Good morning!” Villain chirped as they came into the common area.

“Mornin’,” Righthand yawned, stirring their coffee drowsily. Ever since the organization had decided to share a building, it had become clear that Villain’s most trusted follower was not a morning person.

Villain wavered a moment by the table, watching the slump of Righthand’s shoulders and their swaying balance.

“Sneak attack!” they cried, throwing themself at the drowsy criminal’s back.

As if controlled by a mind of their own, Righthand’s legs whipped them around before the villain could even brush skin with them. Their hands caught Villain by both wrists, tightening like manacles before throwing them over their head with a resounding thud and twisting them behind their back.

Their lip curled back in a snarl, but after a few long blinks, their mouth dropped in horror.

“I’m sorry!” they said, scrambling back against the stove. “I didn’t realize—“

Villain cackled from the floor, now rolled over onto their back and staring up at them.

“Your reflexes are amazing!”

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A cult is about to sacrifice a child in the name of their dark god. That’s when the deity shows up and says: “People, my house is teeming with these kids you keep sending me. It would please me more if you raised them yourselves in a responsible manner.”

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celebration

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I’m eating dinner with my family in public and have to hide my depression by employing my best poker face over the fact that Flapjack, Hunter’s first friend, his first taste of real unconditional love, who was always there for him, the first person to show him what a kind relationship is... Is gone. And the fact that Hunter has other new friends doesn’t make up for this. Flapjack was there from the start, he WAS the start. Supporting him in everything, even Eclipse Lake, proving to Hunter he could get and deserve that.

And now he’s gone forever.

How am I supposed to be normal again and how do I not just curl up and agonize. THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE PALS UNTIL THE END YOU CAN’T LEAVE HIM FLAP!!! HE WAS HIS GUARDIAN ANGEL DAMMIT AND HE STILL IS AND BUT I GOD I AUGHHHH

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lesbian velma is canon (+ more of her being a disaster gay)

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A movie quote from 22 years ago and they still don’t get it

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The fact that Luz told Hunter he’s family

And then he immediately broke down crying

Yeah I’m going go sob now

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@lesbianwriter I bet you could incorporate this into the siren song story if it’s not already.

Short Prompt #953

CW: near-death experience (stranded in the ocean).

Human coughed as they resurfaced, fighting against the sea as their ship sunk into the waters. Their crew was nowhere to be seen, and even as they called out names, no one replied.

Though, mercifully, a stray plank of wood floated over to them. The human quickly grabbed it and held on, their exhaustion washing over them like the salty waves.

Out of the corner of their eye, Human noticed something moving beneath the surface. Fear arose in them as a long dorsal fin appeared above the water, and as the creature peaked its head up and looked at them, the human squeezed the plank in a death grip.

A merperson watched them from a few meters away, sharp teeth glinting in the sunlight.

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Merpeople didn't like humans.

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I’m technically on the trans spectrum. Can I get a gun AND a sword?

reblog to give a lesbian a sword, a bi girl a dagger, and a trans girl a cool gun

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AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

JINX, a baby Tube Nosed bat, a fruit eater, whose mother had died. In this photo you can see why bats are called "chiroptera" which literally translates to "hand-wing"

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