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He does take care of me. Real nice chap, when he's not being so bloody loud whenever I try talking to Layla.

That's my wife you're talking about, you bloviating twit. If your virgin ass tries to pull another stupid joke, I swear I'll beat you up next time I front.

So you're picking up slang from me now, huh? Besides, it's your body too. Beating me up is gonna hurt you as much as it does me.

Oh, don't worry. There are plenty of other ways to torture you. Like quitting your job at the museum for you. Messing up your oh-so-carefully arranged bookshelves. Misplacing your scrolls and papers.

Marc, I swear to fucking God--

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I fear I meet all the criteria.

[I whipped this up ages ago and just never posted it, now seems like a good time with how many are going around!

It was written with "Are you the type to be his avatar" in mind, not romantically. But y'know. Feel free to take it that way, tis the season--]

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do uu like mozseralla sticks

—🐭 anon

I do! They're warm and... cheesy... I used to be vegan until I ate that damned steak (fuck you, Marc) and now I'm tentatively trying new things.

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I'm sure I can teach you some. And then make you forget everything except my name by the time the lesson's over. *Winks suggestively, grins, tilting his head*

So, what say you?

steven, you are VERY cute. you deserve the world and all the love in the universe

marc, you are very attractive. HOLY SHIT

and jake, eres muy guapo . te quiero mucho. <3

— 🦊anon (BC I NEED TO CREATE A RP ACCOUNT)

oh, wow… thank you so much, nonnie… I’m so touched *blinked down tears*

*smiles, winks* Am I, now? Thank you. You’re beautiful too.

*grins, takes your hand, kisses your knuckles* Lo sé. Gracias, cariño.

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Already posted this on my main but yeah, why not.

Headcanon that Steven really really likes gummies and just sweets in general. He has a really sweet tooth, basically. Whenever he's concentrating he likes to pop a cherry-flavoured lolly into his mouth. And Marc, who practically lives in the gym and usually doesn't eat sweets very much, starts to develop a similar habit. He doesn't even notice it until Layla points it out. So he ends up buying low sugar or sugar-free lollies for himself (Steven complains it tastes like cardboard and frankly, it does, so Marc sometimes usually ends up settling for a Chupa Chups.)

+ Jake likes sour worms.

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See, guys? Now quit the moaning and groaning and come on *pats couch* right here. I have sweets too :) jelly babies and sour worms!

*perks up at sour worms, tries to hide it* ...fine. *snatches away the pack of gummies, tears them open, chomps down on red worm*

I need to finish my Sustainable House Design project, but I'm so tempted to just snark the whole way through it (name my house the House Name Goes Here House, setting it on Keplar-22, the works), do the bare minimum, and collapse in a pit of depression.

Some architect I'll become.

Anyway, what are you three doing tonight?

Sounds like you're going through a lot! It's tough work, but I bet the end result's gonna be amazing and totally worth it.

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Movie night!! I roped Jake into watching Inside Out 2 with us :)

I kind of want to take it back now.

Nope, no take-backsies. Enjoy yourself, come on. It's a great movie!

I'd prefer something like Breaking Bad, but fine.

Oh, don't be such a killjoy. I got popcorn, see? It'll be nice.

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I need to finish my Sustainable House Design project, but I'm so tempted to just snark the whole way through it (name my house the House Name Goes Here House, setting it on Keplar-22, the works), do the bare minimum, and collapse in a pit of depression.

Some architect I'll become.

Anyway, what are you three doing tonight?

Sounds like you're going through a lot! It's tough work, but I bet the end result's gonna be amazing and totally worth it.

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Movie night!! I roped Jake into watching Inside Out 2 with us :)

I kind of want to take it back now.

Nope, no take-backsies. Enjoy yourself, come on. It's a great movie!

I'd prefer something like Breaking Bad, but fine.

Oh, don't be such a killjoy. I got popcorn, see? It'll be nice.

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Squeakven Gnawnt is Steven's hamster name during his monthly magical transformation into his true form: a hamster

Precious pocket sized ham Squeakven

Just look up #🐹hamsteven #hamsteven I swear it's free dopamine

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Oh! I-- wasn't aware of this 😳 Is this why I black out once a month and have no idea what happened?

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Squeakven Gnawnt needs kisses and cuddles and snuggles and soft touches and praise for bein adorable and cute

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Squeakven Gnawnt, huh? You know what, that’s actually bloody adorable. Thank you, anon. Soft touches and praise are exactly what I need after a long day at work <3

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steven, you are VERY cute. you deserve the world and all the love in the universe

marc, you are very attractive. HOLY SHIT

and jake, eres muy guapo . te quiero mucho. <3

— 🦊anon (BC I NEED TO CREATE A RP ACCOUNT)

oh, wow… thank you so much, nonnie… I’m so touched *blinked down tears*

*smiles, winks* Am I, now? Thank you. You’re beautiful too.

*grins, takes your hand, kisses your knuckles* Lo sé. Gracias, cariño.

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marry mme plz

M-me? Oh, no, I don’t think you want me, I’m a mess—

—Shut up, Steven, they obviously mean me. Right, cariño? *winks*

*scoffs* Yeah, right. As if you’re so charming and irresistible. Anon, you don’t want him. He’s an ass.

*glares*

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nose kisses for steven

forehead kisses for marc

jawline kisses for jake

They’re all blushing. Even Jake, but he doesn’t show it.

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*boop* ah, love, that tickles— *laughs nervously, scrunching his nose*

*sighs quietly, smiling* come here. *Sweeps you into a hug, breathes in your scent*

You like my jaw that much, huh? How ‘bout another kiss right here—*taps lips*— huh, querida?

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Hey MK system, which vigilantes do you vibe with? There are many to choose from and many to befriend (or maybe you have already?) And for any of the three of you who'd like to answer, would you classify yourself as a hero/why?

Hey again 👋

Honestly can’t choose. I’m not even sure of all the options, tbh. Gonna take a while for me to take in and familiarize everything, especially the jargon.

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Heya! Just gonna step in and answer for the group. Personally, I’d say we are. Well, I am, at least. If Marc and the other guy— sorry, what’s your name again? (���Jake, pendejo.) Right, Jake. Sorry. We don’t talk too much, I’m sort of scared of him and he prefers Marc anyways— isn’t. I mean, I kind of got my arse kicked trying to save the world, didn’t I? After all I and Marc did, I’d like to say that we’re heroes.

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Ankle restraints when you sleep, sand around your bed. That’s all I’m gonna say. Good luck, chap. You’ll need it.

Something really weird is going on. I’d never hurt anyone, not purposely, but I’ve been seeing videos of spider-man… of me? Hurting people. Viciously.

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*grins, satisfied* better. Next time don’t make me point it out.

Okay here’s a hug for Marc 🫂, a kiss on the cheek for Steven and a cheek pat for Jake lockley ….

O-oh, *blushes furiously* thank you, you didn’t have to…

*closes eyes, melts into hug* thank you.

*grins wolfishly, pouts* Really? That’s it for me, querida? No kisses?

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*grins, satisfied* better. Next time don’t make me point it out.

Okay here’s a hug for Marc 🫂, a kiss on the cheek for Steven and a cheek pat for Jake lockley ….

O-oh, *blushes furiously* thank you, you didn’t have to…

*closes eyes, melts into hug* thank you.

*grins wolfishly, pouts* Really? That’s it for me, querida? No kisses?

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Yeah, he was being a stubborn idiot.

Marc just standing there with his hands on his hips 😭💀 he was so done with steven 💕