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This is my sister on her post on Instagram: One in 20.000, like me. Different unique people with one thing in common. It is the 25th of October and that is #dwarfismawarenessday. As I like to call it #littlepeopleawarenessday. We celebrate to be different and spread awareness. Now more than ever I feel the urge to tell my story not because I want to, but because I need to.

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It makes me happy that she is able to just be a regular mom, in that regard. That is a huge part of it, and it makes me thankful for my own mom, who drove my siblings and I around wherever we needed to go when we were kids.

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Where I live we have a family of dwarfs. It blows my mind because they have this huge van (full size) and the wife/mom parks it, opens the door, then the "OMG" part kicks in. "How does she drive that?". So, I asked. She showed me all the awesome customizations done to help their family be considered "normal". It was pretty awesome.

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This line of thinking makes me want to bang my head against the wall. Even my parents, who thankfully are intelligent enough to dislike Trump, have bought into the “war on christmas” bullshit. NOBODY is trying to destroy Christmas, it literally just makes you more money when your christmas message includes people of other faiths because why would you want to exclude them?? So obviously that is what corporations opt for. It doesn’t mean there are a bunch of people getting offended by “merry Christmas”

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These people don't understand what work is. She's probably being asked what colour does she want, does she want this table centre piece or that centre piece. Except this is a 30 minute meeting with a decorator who is the best in the world and neither option matters in the slightest because both are good. It's not being asked by your crazy mother between two shitty choices she showed you because she has no taste. This shit is easy.

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She can delegate the actual work, but she'll still have to do photo ops and interviews about the decorations and stuff. It takes time away from her throttling small animals to death while she stares them in the eye. She likes to see the light go out.

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We are. You have to work with people you like, and that like or at least tolerate you. Relations fatigue or whatever you want to call it between colleagues is what I think makes people sour. And sour people spreads, they talk shit about each other and it turns in to this whole evil circle thing.

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Honestly? Haha I never have yet. We do get a lot of “duck rescues” though. There’s a lake near where I work, and a lot of the resident ducklings fall into storm drains every spring. Well-meaning citizens call 911 about this, and we are the ones who get to go fish them out with what’s essentially a butterfly net (AKA our duck rescue device).

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At my station, we usually go on 20-30 calls in a 48 hour shift. To clarify we do respond on every 911 medical call as paramedics, so a lot of those calls are things like sick people, falls, car accidents, domestic violence, overdoses, heart attacks, strokes, shootings/stabbings, diabetic problems, seizures, pregnancy problems, etc.

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I see this all the time in my hobbies. People buying expensive mountainbikes instead of learning skills, people delving into fine-tuning car setup before they can properly race... The amount of discussion and importance given to gear is much higher than given to actual skills, when skill has the most margin for progression.

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That sounds like I'm being glib, but I mean it. Assuming that you're at home, get off reddit when you see this comment and paint. Doesn't matter if you don't wanna. Doesn't matter if you think it'll look shitty. Odds are you'll be happier for having done it.

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