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Yo Logan x Reader AU idea.

Profesional boxer Logan and profesional MMA fighter reader. She gets asked who she wants to go after next during an interview after one of her matches. She says she may not do boxing but she’d love to get Logan in the cage.

Alternate where it’s a male reader and they do end up with the match up.

Either way reader gets his attention and they end up with this epic rivalry that is very clearly them being totally into one another.

I think that would actually be so cool. I’d write it but I don’t know enough about either sport nor have the time to learn and write it. 😭

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The resemblance is uncanny

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I find something incredibly ironic about looking at gay Poolverine porn and reading X reader smut in church.

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Im sitting at the table listening to my cousin and godmother talk about how they plan to vote and all I can think is “wow it’s going to be 3 years since Destiel-gate”

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I need more X men ‘97 Logan x reader now!!!! 😭

I freaking love him and need more of that sassy short king.

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Forget ☹️ he looks exactly like Oscar the grouch 💀

why does he look exactly like this ☹️ emoji here

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My addictions to your lovely idea.

That man is constantly snacking. His healing factor technically means he’s never hungry but he’s eating or drinking something always. He needs something to chew on ya know? Something for his hands to do or he gets fidgety. When he can’t snack he’ll tap his foot and god forbid it’s on any of the metal floors or in the jet because its the loudest thing ever. He doesn’t even care but everyone else thinks he does it just to be annoying.

There have been several cases where he goes to visit families of students and he literally falls through the porch steps. The parents are always mortified and say it must have been rotted out but he can’t tell them it’s because of his 300 pound ass.

Whenever Logan’s put on grill duty he refuses to use a spatula. He just flips everything with his claws without a second thought. The professor keeps telling him it’s not hygienic and to stop but he does it anyway. Gets to the point where Hank decides to check how much bacteria is on Logan’s claws. Turns out every time he retracts them they’re pretty much completely sterilized with his healing factor.

Ok I’m done. Have a good day and enjoy. ✨

i love applying logan’s abilities to domestic things for example:

- like i’m in the garden and im like hey babe can u cut this lil branch off it’s sticking out too far and he’s like yeah sure and just SNIKT and just lobs it off. or like hey honey i can’t get this box open or this bag can u help but it’s like really dramatic and shit goes everywhere and it’s a simple matter of 😐.

- also don’t get me started on cuddling. do NOT lay that head on my stomach. a normal human head weighs about 10 pounds. with that big ass metal shit prolly about 25-30 lbs easily. YOUS HEAVY BIG MANS and i cannot breathe.

- finding lil fridge magnets in souvenir stores to stick to his chest bc im bored.

- the bed, our bed. would fucking SINK to one side. i would have no choice but to lay on top of him bc of the valley this man creates with his body.

- running hugs would be a thing of the past bc of the concussions i would get when slamming my head against his metal sternum.

- i would definitely toy with his sense of smell bc he’s my good boy. he would be like omfg honey you’re bleeding. yes dear, i am on my period sweetheart. or suggesting to plant something fragrant and he’s like, “no. fuck no. that shit gives me a headache.” and i’m like it’s nice! like a tiny potted eucalyptus would take him out.

- also he perks up like a dog at night and growls. “honey we’ve talked about this. we live in the woods. woods has animals.” and he’s pissy bc he knows.

please add more i’m cackling

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To those of you who keep drawing Logan with thick thighs…. Never stop.

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My life’s going to shit and the only thing keeping me sane is my obsession with my ookie pookie the Logan (Wolverine) Howlet.

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Give me a hat and call me a bull rider cus I’m a give Logan J. Howlet a show. I’ll make him whimper and groan like the animal he is.

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No because the way they had his belt make his V line even more prominent was actually insane.

What I wouldn’t give to pull him in by his belt.

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Just got out from the St. Louis Hozier concert and i swear my obsession with Logan Howlet is getting out of hand because all I can think is Logan surprising you with tickets to the concert and he makes a whole big deal about keeping the secret. It’s pure fluff and like you and him dance to Abstract or I, Carrion. I think I’m actually going to write this because my life’s been shit recently and I’ve been desperately trying to come up with an idea for extra fluffy Logan scenarios.

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I don’t know what it is but Wade saying “put your greasy tits away you preening slut.” To Logan is ingrained in my brain. I would give anything to say that to Logan myself.

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I’ve waited years for this renaissance. The day it ends so do I. 😭

for all that it’s worth, please never let this logan/hugh jackman renaissance end. ever.

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When will he look at me like that. This is what they mean when they say they look at you like you are the sun.

THIS

THIIIIIISSSSS

SO SOFT

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Always knew I was a slut for tits. 😮‍💨

DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE dir. Shawn Levy (2024)

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See you get it.

I watched Polar with Mads Mickelson and was so happy to see him with a little squish. I would genuinely give anything to see Hugh like that again. Keep the muscle just don’t do the fasting. Let me see the squish. The love handles. The soft curves with the snail tail. A true tragedy it’ll never happen.

The real tragedy is the fact that they told Hugh Jackman he wasn’t buff enough in the first Xmen movie for the shirtless scenes so he proceeded to push himself till you get The Wolverine era buff. I’m not saying it’s bad but it’s a lot. That first scene he’s in during the cage match was perfect though. The soft but defined muscle was gorgeous on him. I’ll never be over how they made him think he had to go all out with the diets and workouts from then on. X1 era Hugh is everything to me.