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Okay so. Hear me out. If you ever hit the gil cap, I think you should be allowed to use your millions to buy a seat on the Ul'dahn Syndicate

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speaking of america’s favorite fruit (not optional) i love applerankings.com so fucking much. absolute necessity for any real Appleheads out there

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Target audience is me

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everygirl should get. 10 hrs a day to play video games 8 hrs to lie on the floor 6-8 hrs to do literally nothing 22 hours to sleep per day.

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the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

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I’m temporarily dead, tag this later

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when youre tired on public transit and start thinking "let me rest my eyes a bit" thats the devil talking

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HOT SINGLES DOOMED BY THE NARRATIVE IN YOUR AREA!!!!!!!!! CLICK NOW!!!

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I saw the death, I saw the edge, I knew. The sky burned - burned ocean, too Overhead - exploded, burned, And the sea turned out to be dead Dead to the bone.

First part of my affection to gracious, the most beautiful and treasured @sleepyclementine <з

No words is there to describe a dream that I spend my days with - and no words was left for expressing all of that graditude and love, too;з

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As chair of the wizard- [PARRIES A SPELL] As chair of the wizard counc- [PARRIES A DIFFERENT SPELL] As chair of the wizard council, I- [PARRIES A DIFFERENT SPELL] As chair of the wizard council I think staffs should be illegal during these meetings.

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I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

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are you eating poisons? deadly poisons? and youe didnt share? can i have some of your poisons. Can i have some of your deadly poisons

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If you successfully cheat on a monitored test then you have passed a test of one skill by using an entirely different skill and I love the sheer stupid creative genius of it because that’s a little like being quizzed on Nuclear Chemistry and only passing because you learned how to read minds

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Tonight on My Husband Doesn’t Know How to Baby Talk

“Ma’am, are you aware that these, right here are your hands? They belong to you. And you get to decide what happens with them. So when you use these hands to pull your binky out of your mouth that is not necessarily a dad problem. I’ll fix it obviously i just want you to acknowledge it’s not my fault”

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More reverse crush au! this time it’s Adrien giving advice

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