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Aegon II Targaryen in HOUSE OF THE DRAGON: 2.02

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Y/n: Talk dirty to me~

Sam: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.

Y/n: Wha-

Sam: The economy is in shambles.

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TWD incorrect quotes cuz I’m obsessed now

Carol: you have to apologize to Shane

Daryl: fine 

Daryl: unfuck you, or whatever

 

Daryl, Carol, and Maggie sitting on a bench with a deflated look

Rick: why are the three of you sitting sad like that? 

Maggie: sit with us so we can tell you

Rick *sitting down*: well? 

Daryl: this bench is freshly painted 

Rick: ...

Carol: yeah, they did it to me too

Glenn, texting Maggie: text me when you’re home safely 

Maggie: I’m home dangerously 

Glenn: stop it

Maggie: I’m home lethally 

Carol: I’m gonna count to three

Daryl: what did I do?

Carol: one

Daryl, running away: wHaT dId I dO?!?!

Beth, about Andrea: what’s wrong with her?

Daryl: everyone has a different theory 

Carol: if you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be? 

Maggie: maybe a little tipsy

Daryl: drunk 

Lori: wasted 

Andrea: dead 

Maggie, calling Beth: Where are you?

Beth: I waved to a man because I thought he was waving at me. Apparently he was waving to the guy behind me so to get out of the awkward situation I kept my hand up so a taxi pulled over and took me to the train station. I am now in California, I should be back by Thursday.

Maggie: Wha-

Glenn: Understandable. Have a nice day

Glenn, after briefing another plan: thoughts?

Daryl: and prayers. Holy shit.

Maggie: I have the urge to do something stupid

Glenn: I’m stupid, do me

Rick: I left instructions for everyone while I’m gone

Andrea: mine just says ‘Andrea no’

Rick: and I want you to apply that to every possible situation 

Dale: I swear to God I’m the only one here with a brain cell

Daryl, T-Dog, Rick, Shane, and Glenn: ALL HAIL THE KEEPER OF THE BRAIN CELL!!!

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Happy #Throwbackthursday!

Thinking about that time in season one when the team all shared an orange, and it was the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.

Check out my Masterlist for more #throwbackthursday

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Reid-ing List: Seasons 1-6

Here is my list of episodes from seasons 1-6 that are Reid-centric or have good/important Reid moments! As with the list for episodes 7-15, this completely subjective, and also I'm not perfect and I'm sure I missed things, but I did my best :)

Purple and bold: Episode more or less centered around Reid Purple and italicized: Good/important Reid moments Just purple: Directed by Matthew Gray Gubler

Season 1

1 "Extreme Aggressor" 2 "Compulsion" 3 "Won't Get Fooled Again" 4 "Plain Sight" 5 "Broken Mirror" 6 "L.D.S.K." 7 "The Fox" 8 "Natural Born Killer" 9 "Derailed" 10 "The Popular Kids" 11 "Blood Hungry" 12 "What Fresh Hell?" 13 "Poison" 14 "Riding the Lightning" 15 "Unfinished Business" 16 "The Tribe" 17 "A Real Rain" 18 "Somebody's Watching" 19 "Machismo" 20 "Charm and Harm" 21 "Secrets and Lies" 22 "The Fisher King, Part 1"

Season 2

1 "The Fisher King, Part 2" 2 "P911" 3 "The Perfect Storm" 4 "Psychodrama" 5 "Aftermath" 6 "The Boogeyman" 7 "North Mammon" 8 "Empty Planet" 9 "The Last Word" 10 "Lessons Learned" 11 "Sex, Birth, Death" 12 "Profiler, Profiled" 13 "No Way Out" 14 "The Big Game" - beginning of Hankel arc 15 "Revelations" 16 "Fear and Loathing" 17 "Distress" 18 "Jones" 19 "Ashes and Dust" 20 "Honor Among Thieves" 21 "Open Season" 22 "Legacy" 23 "No Way Out, Part II: The Evilution of Frank"

Season 3

1 "Doubt" 2 "In Name and Blood" 3 "Scared to Death" 4 "Children of the Dark" 5 "Seven Seconds" 6 "About Face" 7 "Identity" 8 "Lucky" 9 "Penelope" - obviously this is Penelope-centered but Reid just looks really good in this episode, lol 10 "True Night" 11 "Birthright" 12 "3rd Life" 13 "Limelight" 14 "Damaged" 15 "A Higher Power" 16 "Elephant's Memory" - (n.b. this is my all time fave) 17 "In Heat" 18 "The Crossing" 19 "Tabula Rasa" 20 "Lo-Fi"

Season 4

1 "Mayhem" 2 "The Angel Maker" 3 "Minimal Loss" 4 "Paradise" 5 "Catching Out" 6 "The Instincts" 7 "Memoriam" 8 "Masterpiece" 9 "52 Pickup" 10 "Brothers in Arms" 11 "Normal" 12 "Soul Mates" 13 "Bloodline" 14 "Cold Comfort" 15 "Zoe's Reprise" 16 "Pleasure Is My Business" - another random excellent Hotch episode that no one asked for <3 17 "Demonology" 18 "Omnivore" 19 "House on Fire" 20 "Conflicted" 21 "A Shade of Gray" 22 "The Big Wheel" 23 "Roadkill" 24 "Amplification" 25 "To Hell…" 26 "…And Back"

Season 5

1 "Nameless, Faceless" 2 "Haunted" 3 "Reckoner" 4 "Hopeless" 5 "Cradle to Grave" 6 "The Eyes Have It" 7 "The Performer" 8 "Outfoxed" 9 "100" 10 "The Slave of Duty" 11 "Retaliation" 12 "The Uncanny Valley" 13 "Risky Business" 14 "Parasite" 15 "Public Enemy" 16 "Mosley Lane" 17 "Solitary Man" 18 "The Fight" 19 "A Rite of Passage" 20 "…A Thousand Words" 21 "Exit Wounds" 22 "The Internet Is Forever" 23 "Our Darkest Hour"

Season 6

1 "The Longest Night" 2 "JJ" 3 "Remembrance of Things Past" 4 "Compromising Positions" 5 "Safe Haven" 6 "Devil's Night" 7 "Middle Man" 8 "Reflection of Desire" 9 "Into the Woods" 10 "What Happens at Home" 11 "25 to Life" 12 "Corazon" 13 "The Thirteenth Step" 14 "Sense Memory" 15 "Today I Do" 16 "Coda" 17 "Valhalla" 18 "Lauren" 19 "With Friends Like These..." 20 "Hanley Waters" 21 "The Stranger" 22 "Out of the Light" 23 "Big Sea" 24 "Supply & Demand"

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Chappell Roan not playing about her boundaries and personal safety and putting her foot down and yelling "shut the fuck up" at rude paparazzi during the VMAs red carpet is healing something in me truly. That is a lesbian woman refusing to act all grateful and bashful at being allowed space, she is owning the space for which she has worked over a decade and assertively setting her boundaries and giving zero fucks about whose ego she bruises on the way because only people who take advantage of you take offense when you set boundaries and I am enjoying every second of it

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what even is this show

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SUCCESSION ▸ you talk about love?

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Nadja cursing/swearing in the second season of What We Do in the Shadows

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The father, the son and the holy spirit

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Imagine ur Helaena Targaryen and ur just tryna chill and your anime villain brother tells you to lock the fuck in for war

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Connor Murphy x reader Zoo date headcanons

* So the majority of your dates are probably just binging movies

* And one day you’re like yo let’s go to the zoo cause you love animals

* Connor’s response would just straight up be “nope”

* Cause there’s probably a lot of people and Connor hates people

* So you guys would go when it’s not too busy

* You’d hold hands and walk around looking at all the animals

* I can just imagine Connor smiling the whole time cause he loves animals and you

* Connor would probably get excited whenever he saw any animal

* “Oh my god it’s a lion”

* “I love penguins holy shit”

* “Holy fuck it’s a pigeon”

* “Connor wtf”

* (tbh I do the same thing no matter where I am)

* You guys would get some half shitty zoo ice cream at one of the stores

* He’d probably buy you a stuffed tiger because he’s adorable

* Overall y’all would just have a good day

(these were so bad i’m so sorry 😂)

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Spot: I do love working here. It’s just…We all have a lot of laughs.

Spot: Fuck off, Manhattan. I’m not going to your fucking newspaper strike.

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the newsboys strike (1899) colorized

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eddie kaspbrak aesthetic

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Richie Tozier Dating a Reader With Asthma

Request - Hi!! Could I please request hcs for Richie Tozier x f!reader with Asthma? I could totally see Richie saying something stupid like “You’re taking your inhaler? Looks like i really took your breath away!...but really are you okay?” We love soft Richie! Ty for your time and consideration! 💕

(a/n) - We do love soft Richie 👏👏

- As we know Richie decides to make the worst jokes at inappropriate moments

- So you two could be like on the run from the Bowers gang (cause Richie thought it would we a good idea to throw a book at him or some shit) and you’d start slowing down after a little bit and try to grab his arm because you’re having an asthma attack

- He’d turn around and say something stupid like

“Damn (y/n) I know you can’t keep your hands off of me but now is not the time”

- You wouldn’t say anything, you’d point at your throat and of course his response is something sexual

“Babe we gotta get home first before I stick my di-”

- Finally you’d just grab your bag and try mumbling the words “inhaler... now”

- And it begins again

“Shit I can’t believe I actually took your breath away, wait are you alright”

- He quickly realizes that he should shut his mouth and help you look, he grabbed and gave it to you while holding your hand cause he is soft boy

- You take it and look and him squeeze his hand and say

“Rich I love you but please wait till after I’m done dying to make shitty jokes”

- He immediately starts feeling guilty and throws his arms around you

“I-I’m sorry love, I didn’t know what was g-going on and- shit I’m sorry”

“It’s okay, I know I’m just messing with you, thank you for helping”

- After that day Richie gets more protective of you and he begins to carry an inhaler around in his bag for you and even whenever you take a deep breathe he whips his head around to see if you’re okay

“(y/n), are you okay? Do you need your inhaler”

“No Richie, I’m alright”

- He was always really protective of you before, with his arm always around you but now he’s extra

- Anytime the Bower’s gang even looks at you, Richie grabs your hand and pulls you into his arms

- He also definitely got you one of those shirts that has an inhaler on it and says “It ain’t easy being wheezy”

“Fuck you Rich”

“Love you too (y/n)

“I’m gonna burn it”

“Nooooo”

- But he still makes jokes (after you use your inhaler)

“Are you an inhaler? Cause you got that Ass Ma”

“(n/n), when I first saw you... it was a breathtaking experience”

- One day you and Eddie will get back at him somehow

- Till then you just put up with your annoying yet soft and adorable boyfriend and his awful jokes

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stanley uris aesthetic