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Brother Ignatz trying to get out of dish duty by pretending to be a stand of reeds. again.
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one of the funniest things about the Witcher books is how many times the narration says "The Witcher said nothing/Geralt remained silent" or some variation thereof. in almost every conversation he's in that man will say "is anyone going to take this opportunity to stfu" and not wait for an answer.
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crazy to me that I've been on tumblr long enough to see the vast majority of posts i see on a daily basis evolve from superwholock and fandom shit to this
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[talking shit about a guy] he could not earn the trust of a horse
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learning to steal is genuinely a vital life skill even if you rarely use it. you have to reprogram your relationship with the concept of owned resources by just taking something and walking off with it at least once. think of it like an inoculation. you just need to know you can do that so that your compass for navigating material resource negotiations has a north.
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studying ancient history will have you thinking stuff like The 18th century was basically yesterday
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guy who's profiting from it: look, i don't like it either
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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas
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sorry for finding it hot when people's hair goes grey. as if im wrong
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The most annoying person you know just started watching the hexer and now it’s overrrrrr
Everytime I think of baby geralt I lose my shit
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Geralt at Ellander. Healing in the Temple of Melitele. Re-reading the whole saga is extremely nostalgic for me.
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omg I just remembered that to love another person is to see the face of god
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J. R. R. Tolkien: no, my books aren't about the war I experienced. It's just a story
J. R. R. Tolkien's works: you cannot go home, war ends entire bloodlines, you are mourning the death of your brother alone, you dug into the earth and permanently scored the land, you cannot explain what you have been through, you cannot go home, "that wound will never fully heal. He will carry it the rest of his life", leaving the women behind does not save them, the young die first, you cannot go home, the parent will bury their child, you have lost the wives and you will never connect with them again, "how shall any tower withstand such numbers and such reckless hate?", you are not the same, you cannot go home, you can never go home, your father will only side with those he sees as worthy bloodlines and you cannot change his mind, it is more meaningful Not to kill, sometimes your sacrifice accomplishes nothing, you cannot go home
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