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OKAY BUT HAVE JESUS AND JUDAS EVER DONE THIS????
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I can’t believe they changed the thumbnail
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we need enrichment so bad... dan and phil please save us we've invented goncharov 2.0. phoncharov some might say. help
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feverish and forsaken. on my second glass of mulled wine. never kill yourself
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If I was sisifus I would just not do it :/ like maybe I'd try once and when the rock fell I would be like okay I'm done :/ I'm not doing this anymore :/ idk it just doesn't seem very fun to me :/
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MEGAN THEE STALLION Roc Steady ft. Flo Milli
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need Dan and Phil to start getting sponsored by menstrual product companies. you’re telling me you have a harem of lesbians following you and you can’t give us a discount code for modibodi period pants?
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rip schrödinger you would have loved dan and phil's relationship status
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I hope Dan and Phil know just how important the Terrible Influence Tour is to us gays in the south. I have never seen so many queer people in one place. I have never felt acceptance like that before. Every person I met was just like me, or enthusiastic about who I was as a person. Being able to emotionally connect with other queer people on such a mass scale, especially when you come from a rural and homophobic place, means the world!
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Everyone go to @rpftourney and vote for phan.. it’s your civic duty..🩷
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serving cunt the only way i know how
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i bet there were guys in the 1800s who were super fucking Reddit about everything, but no one had the right word yet for why those guys were so annoying. so they just had to wonder
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Best RPF Ship - FINAL!
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PHANNIES PLZ TAKE MY SURVEYYYYYYYY
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"killing billionaires wont solve the problem of wealth inequality" no but killing elon musk would solve the problem of elon musk
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I'm sure God wouldn't mind one cigarette.
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