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Fanart of Thot Squad. Tried to play with mix of alcohol markers, watercolor crayons and nail polish.

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For this occasion, sketch of our favourite lord carrying the new scion of Dreadfort. He got knocked up and doesn't really enjoy the miracle of motherhood.

My family: ohoho our little artist. What you keep sketching here all the time?

Me: are you familiar with the term "mpreg"?

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Lol gender norms are fucking strong, i thought my family would have drama only if i came out. But. I'm a transmasc enby with a cis bf, so we look like a straight couple, and we got engaged. But my grandma and dad were shocked that i was the one proposing to him and they forbade me to mention the engagement to family bc they would talk shit. What the fuck

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My family: ohoho our little artist. What you keep sketching here all the time?

Me: are you familiar with the term "mpreg"?

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i want a penis but also i would get a boner from a stiff breeze. i would get hard from biting a particularly crisp apple

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TW: family violence, death, alcoholism, child death

If you're curious, examples of deaths in random family from polish village across 20th century:

My great-great-grandfather was a great carpenter but people often paid him with vodka. Once he fell asleep in snow and rabbits bit his ears. He died when he again fell asleep in snow and got pneumonia

His youngest kid died being half year old bc they were poor, mother went to look for a job and siblings fed it with leaven for borscht

My great-grandfather's sister was abused by her husband, he beat her heavily, even with chains for cows, and grandma claims that when she was dying, meat was coming off her bones

Okay, there was one happy man, my grandma's cousin who made a life by seducing women and stealing their jewelry

My grandma still has remorse because when she was a teenager, she didn't want to play with her four year old cousin. So boy went to play with his friends and they decided it's a great fun to jump from stack of concrete blocks while one of them sits under the stack. You can guess how it ended.

One dude, i don't remember how he's related to me, got a leave from the army for a week, he got married on saturday and on the next saturday there was his funeral. Bc he went to swim with his new wife, at some point he grabbed her but she thought he's horny, went like "jesus, you want some fun now?" And she swimmed away. But when she looked back there were only bubbles. He probably had some muscle spasm and he grabbed her for help.

That's all for now, stay tuned for thousand ways to die on polish countryside. My grandma has a lots of stories like that to make dinner more pleasant.

When you come home for holiday and grandma drops family lore:

Also it's just members of family dying on thousand different ways and the fact that sister-in-law doesn't sleep at family house in the countryside bc she's afraid her mother in law will haunt her

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When you come home for holiday and grandma drops family lore:

Also it's just members of family dying on thousand different ways and the fact that sister-in-law doesn't sleep at family house in the countryside bc she's afraid her mother in law will haunt her

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Throwback to a notebook I made out of old book + packaging paper and threw in some collages

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"They’re from my culture now" but Ramsay as a real bałuciarz. Doing slavic squat with me. What day of watching hallmark movies with grandma does to a mf

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i love cis people cause when i say “when i used to be a girl…” they go “mhmm…. but also….. you’ve ALWAYS been a man” okay ur very sweet but actually i was a weird girl in middle school and you need to know that to understand my personality today

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Og prompt by @luffydguzzler on insta and twitter.

I wonder if grrm ever regretted describing Ramsay as clad in black and pink.

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Ramsay's fursona, two attempts

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EDIT: If this impacts your answer, i am mostly asking for book!Ramsay

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🩸The Leech Lord and The Chubby Lady 🩷

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flirting 101

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im truly a deranged multishipper or whatever at my core bc someone in the tags was like “i thought some jb sketch i saw was jaime x ramsay. damn wish that was real :(” and i was like ye sure