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 Me: It’s 2017, no one wants to hear Gravity Falls meta

Also me: Stan never believed Gideon was an actual psychic—even though he knew supernatural things were possible, and even though everyone in Gravity Falls was against him, Stan always insisted he absolutely knew Gideon was a fraud.  Why was he so certain?

Gideon always called him “Stanford.” 

Anyone with real mind-reading powers would’ve known that was actually his brother’s name, and he was living under a false identity

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my earnest hope for 2025 is that everyone embraces being a little weirder and freakier and less judgmental bc we will all be better off for it like to charge reblog to cast

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Scar and Scott if they teemed up. I've been seeing this meme around so I had to do it.

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rusty queer presents ... the fagnus archives ..

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laika with 45? if that’s ok ^_^ i love your ocs!! & i don’t know if the song is supposed to be a number we already know the song is. if it is i will resend this more knowledgable.. !

hi... i like her

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newbie fic authors, shooting themselves in the foot: This fic is bad haha I suck at writing lol I am being mean to myself in the hopes that you will be nice to me but actually am dissuading anyone from even clicking on my fic because all I have done to advertise it is tell you why you shouldn't read it

me: I am King Big Dick of Fanfic Mountain and I have arrived in your fandom with the Express Intention of writing my Very Favorite Fics, which I will generously allow you to read. You're welcome.

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hi

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hand study as an excuse to draw mel

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Post-season 2 delirium in full swing

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loooove those fics where house or wilson are like "ourhg something wrong with me" and get super tore up over their "mystery diagnosis" only for it to be that theyre in love with their best friend. bonus points if there's a moment where one of the ACTUAL things wrong with them is brought up and dismissed bc these fucking freaks have normalized some insane shit with each other so it doesnt count

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In an alternate universe they're university professors and married I saw it in the wild rune

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Honey don’t feed me I will come back

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Make 2025 the year y'all start being normal- and dare I say, kind- to Black women.

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When your genocidal warmongering colonialist imperialistic buff butch milf wolf mom wants you to join your home country’s military industrial complex but you’re too busy being artdeco steampunk fenty beauty mogul diplomat goddess with a buff latino-adjacent boytoy who has a situationship with a sad eastern European 90’s heroine-chic machine herald Czech hunter twink boyfriend

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just another goddamn mystery