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*gordon ramsey at a kink party voice* cockwarming? you call this warm? it's bloody burnt that thing is. you've cremated it, it's naught but fucking ashes! *turns around and sees a pup* for fucks sake there's animals in the kitchen too. he's got fucking paws and he could cook a cock better than you

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Posts about Mario made by non-fans that I mentally quote all the time

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Its so sad there isnt a jorking it equivilent for food

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through pure random chance someone said "jerma rip your shirt open" and he said no i like this shirt. let me put one over it and rip that instead. and he gave the nation of mexico an eternal gift

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the boy who cried wolf but it focuses more on how neglected the boy was and how starved he was for attention. so much so that he felt the need to pretend as though he was being attacked for others to pay attention to him. maybe he thinks he's undeserving of it unless something bad happens to him. how about that huh

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okay but "the symbolism is Real and Trying to Kill You" is my favorite kind of symbolism

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Go piss girl

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Nosy ass plant

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bread so tasty. bread so nice. toast it once. toast it twice.

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Never ever ever eat raw white onion and then smoke cigarette.

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I do not want to die who I am. I would like to live long enough to be someone else.

Orthax version under the cut

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Wait, what? You are a guy? o.O Your posts are all so.. girlish..