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A lot of newborns have poor eyesight. At least in the Light World...

Are Spamtons's glasses purely for show? Because if not Infa might've inherited his poor eye sight rip

Tenna attempts to hold back a laugh as Spamton fumes

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i mean most addisons eyes that ive seen (with the possible exception of spamton) have their eyes closed/squinted

Shes also baby

cute lil baby

I’ll probably ask him how he would deal with it when he was younger.

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How do you guys think everyone else will react to the baby?

Tenna fidgets with his cuffs

Um, well considering that Ramb is the only one I’ve even hinted that she existed to I don’t quite know.

Tenna looks down

Probably surprised, confused, I know Mike would just be begging for an explanation.

Tenna laughs faintly

For the rest of Castle Town? Spam would probably know best!

Tenna looks down at Spamton

…[[Tools for angry mobs]] AT ME [[Probability up by 50%]]!!! HAHAHAHAHA! DEFINITELY [[KILL THE FAWN!!]]ING LIKE [[you are an idiot]]S THOUGH!!!

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Infa is perfect!!! Yaknow… it reminds me of my good friend bofa…. I would tell you about them, but I wouldn’t want to bore you…unless….

-EVIL anon

spamton keeps a hand over Tenna’s mouth and glares at the camera. He points

I KNOW YOUR [[Trix are for kids!]]!!!!!

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Aww Infa is so cute! Is she like a bird? Might need to feed her worms if so.

Tenna beams, carefully holding Infa in both hands

Considering Spamton is bird like, I’d suppose little Infa here is too then! We’ll be right on the worms, thank you for the suggestion.

Spam, could you-

Tenna turns towards Spamton who currently has unhinged his jaw, with strange mush in his mouth

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Baby has been fluffed

now all they need is a good brush

and maybe some physical contact

Also were they born blind like baby birds are or can they see and hear properly

Tenna holds Infa gently in one hand, and pets her with one finger of his other hand. Infa coos softly

I’m not quite sure if she’s blind or deaf, though she does seem to have some difficulty with seeing directly in front of her…..

Tenna moves his finger to in front of Infa and waggles it. Infa pauses before slowly reaching out towards Tenna’s finger

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Congratulations!!! She's as adorable as her two dads!!!! …Does she have a name, by the way?

AAAAW TENNA IS SO TINY.

Tenna passively scratches Infa’s head and Infa coos softly. Spamton is very. Very. Confused

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*Eats the chicken nugget*

EXCUSE ME?

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Congrats on the baby! Hope you're both ready to be parents! (Spamton you better not run away)

Static fills the room

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*i offer a hairdryer*

fluff the little one up their probably really cold!

The hatchling is very confused. Faint laughter is heard from off screen.

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uhh if the pipis hatches, be sure to grab some towels and wrap it around her? Make sure it warm and dry

If the egg shows to be struggling to get out of its shell, try gently removing the remaining cracks slowly (applying lukewarm water to help sped up the process)

after that uh, congratulations? You guys are fathers! I guess

-💌

Tenna slowly moves the egg shells apart and swipes away the broken shell peices. Spamton offers a towel

Tenna takes the last 2 large pieces away while Spamton gently wipes her and places the towel down on top of the hatchling

The chirping slowly comes to a stop

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panic you are NOT prepared at all

what about a crib

what about food?

what about BABY PROOFING EVERYTHING

Who knows WHAT could be in that pipis

It could very well be as fragile as tenna (the glass part i mean)

Movement comes from inside the pipis

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your'e are parents now!!!!!

The sound of chirping and egg shells breaking resonates from the pipis

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ITS OKAY TENNA ! Stay calm !! Everything is gonna be okay !! Just…wait ?

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QUICK. IF YOU TAPE UP THE EGG IT MAY NOT HATCH AND KILL WHATEVER IS INSIDE

Static echos loudly in the room

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Congrats! Better get started on reading those parenting books! You probably have...a whole minute to do so :)

Crashing and heavy pacing are heard

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They both stare at the hatching egg silently for a moment. Spamton begins to reach towards Tenna before Tenna suddenly enlarges, grabs the camera, and shakes it.

WHAT DO I DO?!