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Tag yourself I’m the “Overdressed and Underappreciated”. Artist : http://www.mattadrian.com/ 

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Brontosaurus+Penguin fusions inspired by this tweet:

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Wingman part 1 and part 2

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oh my god i'm cleaning out my desk and i found my first phone

it was a fucking house phone that i was so stoked to have because it was mine that i kept in my own room and i cannot believe technology has progressed at the speed of FUCKING light to the point where this is a hilarious artifact to have had in like 6th grade and now theres kindergarteners with iphones

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I’m so mad that a t4 bacteriophage actually looks like that and that it’s appearance isn’t made up

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Orange Cat: [unfriendly/somewhat sharp meow]

Second cat slowly looks at the camera.

Man, filming, bashfully and sounding somewhat frightened: Sorry!

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the “the colonel calls me riza when we’re alone” scene is/was.. lifechanging tbh

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#man just got eaten alive

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AHHHHHHHH

I think I’m funny

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my mom: *sees someone she knows in public*

my mom: hi! So nice to see you *points to me* this is my child

me:

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McGonagall: Remus I haven't been your teacher for roughly 16 years, you can call me by my first name

Remus: I don't think you understand how much I cannot do that

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What’s up with dragons do they shed their skin? Do they feel all smooth and shiny and soft when they shed?

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You, Legolas, are fucking lost.