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Another Happy Birthday

Another birthday, another tweet that wasn’t. I can’t give you tweets or cake, but I can give you some fluff. Companion piece to “Happy, Happy Birthday”.

“Hey, babe,” he said. slipping into bed, where she was already curled into a ball. The sight never failed to make him smile. “Did you enjoy your birthday?” His body found hers, like a magnet; he belonged there, simple as that. They had always fit perfectly, against all odds. She scooted back until they were flush against each other. For once, they were both dressed. He kissed the nape of her neck, smiling against her soft, sweet skin.

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Happy, Happy Birthday

The tweet that never was. Here’s one possible explanation.

“Hmm, you forgot to wish me a happy birthday,” he murmured against the swell of her breast, his nose shoving away her top. Her hands were in his hair, mussing it up. She didn’t care. All that mattered were the two of them, here in this bed. The sheets tangled between their legs, their clothes half on, half off.

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Dave Gives Kyd Advice

“Listen, my son, there’s going to come a point in your life when a beautiful, sophisticated tiny blonde woman who loves you and your faults tenfold just won’t do and your fear of commitment will outweigh any coherent thought and your fear of aging will smack you right across your ass and only then will it be okay to seek a dumb twenty-something woman half your age to call you her love. Heck! you don’t even have to like her just as long as she’s young and flexible. Two rules: rule #1 don’t acknowledge her existence, especially in public and rule #2 play ignorant to her social media games. You are too good, too ivy league for that. And finally, make sure she is not attractive enough for any of your old guy friends or else they’ll snatch her right up with the lure of diamonds, yacht trips and the promise of marriage.”

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The couple that launched thousands “ships”

Yeah, tell me about it…

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Gillian Anderson will never shut up about David Duchovny and his red Speedo

David Duchovny, Paley 2013:

“I said nobody swims laps in board-short, that’s not realistic. Let me wear my suit.”

Gillian Anderson, multiple platforms, 2014-2016

Twitter

Reddit

Question:  If you guys could switch bodies for a week, what would you do?

Gillian:  I would masturbate in a red speedo.

Talk Show

Interview

* the above 3 gifs were made by @gillyanderson * 

DVD Commentary

*this gif was made by @muldez *

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soulmate (n.)

A person with whom you have an immediate connection the moment you meet – a connection so strong that you are drawn to them in a way you have never experienced before. As this connection develops over time, you experience a love so deep, strong and complex, that you begin to doubt that you have ever truly loved anyone prior. Your soulmate understands and connects with you in every way and on every level, which brings a sense of peace, calmness and happiness when you are around them. And when you are not around them, you are all that much more aware of the harshness of life, and how bonding with another person in this way is the most significant and satisfying thing you will experience in your lifetime. You are also all that much aware of the beauty in life, because you have been given a great gift and will always be thankful.

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I’m so in LOVE with this photoshoot.

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Smile🤗❤️

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This pic will haunt me forever!

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Just because….

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Gillovny 2018: a retrospect

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Annnnnnnd he’s back!…..and he’s not wrong.

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One year ago...

This beautiful moment was captured on video.

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Happy wrap anniversary! ♥

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gillovny - the truth is out there

“THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO DAVID DUCHOVNY”

“It’s not far off from what I’ve been told”

Gillian and Rob:

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So a big long sausage reminds Gillian about David.....

well like rob said it’s actually not far off … :D

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- ritu ghatourey

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if id denied being with someone for 23 years and then actually got together w that person you best believe i would never ever give anyone the satisfaction of hearing me say it