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Commissions Open!

More information & my terms can be found in the carrd in my bio! it's foggyglow(.)carrd(.) co! remove the parenthesis to go to it, i don't want tumblr to not show this post.

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Pyro: You're not alone. There's bugs

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Medic: I'm CRYING. You made me CRY

Heavy: Baby

Medic: No, now is not the time for pet names.

Heavy: No, I'm calling you a baby

Heavy: I'm insulting you

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Medic: I love the Mandela effect because we came up with a pseudoscientific concept to explain being wrong and stupid.

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Redraw of that one panel from the tf2 comics yknow the one

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Medic: just failed my blood test :(

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Spy: …Scout, what are these bodies doing at the base.

Scout, kicking a corpse: Honestly? Not much.

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Spy: we need to discuss something

Spy: take the cat ears off this is important

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Pyro: everyday is valentines day if u are a fool and have love in yourheart

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Sniper: If you saw Spy being jumped by the BLU team, what would you do?

[7%- Call The Administrator

93%- Make it The RED team too]

Soldier: You’re all full of shit, you all may hate the man, but I bet if you saw your teammate getting attacked, no matter how much you dislike him or disagree with him, I BET 93% of you will jump in and defend the fucker with your life, you’d fight to the death if you must, to save that man.

Scout: I would literally do crack to hit him harder

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Sniper: sticking one of those lil stickers from fruit on someone is a love language

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Scout: Every sport is just “hit the ball” why is pool any different

Scout: “Don’t hit certain balls” oh yeah, because that makes sense. In a game about hitting balls, get over yourself.

Sniper: Somebody’s mad they just lost a game of pool.

Scout: I wish you PAIN and AGONY

Medic: I wish you’d get better at pool

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Heavy: Produce an emotionally moving one-sentence story.

Soldier: hot dog fall out of bun directly into storm drain

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Sniper: people who think mint ice cream tastes like toothpaste are the weakest link in society

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Medic: I wanna go to HELL! WITHOUT you!

Medic: A heem heem....Whimper

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The Totallycorrecttf2quotes Server!

(The edit here is by Mod Red! It makes Engie’s shirt red, Sniper’s gray, and Pyro blue. the main of each mod here in our color)

Hello! this is your local Mod Red, we thought we should make a new promo post for the server!

If you like what we post and would like to hang out, this is the place! We have team color roles, a channel to suggest quotes, and three Mods! We’re reviving the server now that we have the blog back up and running

Here are our rules:

 1- No hatespeech, racism, homophobia, transphobia, etc.

2- Absolutely no cheavymedic, spyscout, pauling/administrator shipping.

3- Be polite to the other members. Respect the Mods.

4- Absolutely no NSFW.

 5- If there is a problem with another user, you can message a mod to assist, if needed

6-  No arguments just for arguments or discourse.

The link will be in the reblogs!

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Scout's Ma: When the boys were young, I overheard two year old Jeremy saying "Are you sure this is a good idea?" and one of his older brothers, 5 at the time, replying "Trust me" and I had never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.