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Pyro: You're not alone. There's bugs

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Medic: I'm CRYING. You made me CRY

Heavy: Baby

Medic: No, now is not the time for pet names.

Heavy: No, I'm calling you a baby

Heavy: I'm insulting you

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Medic: I love the Mandela effect because we came up with a pseudoscientific concept to explain being wrong and stupid.

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Spy at Scout: Pretty cool, right fucker? Say hi to your mom for me.

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Redraw of that one panel from the tf2 comics yknow the one

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Medic: just failed my blood test :(

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Spy: …Scout, what are these bodies doing at the base.

Scout, kicking a corpse: Honestly? Not much.

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Spy: we need to discuss something

Spy: take the cat ears off this is important

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Pyro: everyday is valentines day if u are a fool and have love in yourheart

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Sniper: If you saw Spy being jumped by the BLU team, what would you do?

[7%- Call The Administrator

93%- Make it The RED team too]

Soldier: You’re all full of shit, you all may hate the man, but I bet if you saw your teammate getting attacked, no matter how much you dislike him or disagree with him, I BET 93% of you will jump in and defend the fucker with your life, you’d fight to the death if you must, to save that man.

Scout: I would literally do crack to hit him harder

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Sniper: sticking one of those lil stickers from fruit on someone is a love language

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Spy: I don't need freinds! I have knives! *throws knife* *misses*

Scout:

Spy: I'm

Spy: I'm all out of knives

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Scout: Every sport is just “hit the ball” why is pool any different

Scout: “Don’t hit certain balls” oh yeah, because that makes sense. In a game about hitting balls, get over yourself.

Sniper: Somebody’s mad they just lost a game of pool.

Scout: I wish you PAIN and AGONY

Medic: I wish you’d get better at pool

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Heavy: Produce an emotionally moving one-sentence story.

Soldier: hot dog fall out of bun directly into storm drain

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Sniper: people who think mint ice cream tastes like toothpaste are the weakest link in society

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Medic: I wanna go to HELL! WITHOUT you!

Medic: A heem heem....Whimper