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Be warned I am actually uninteresting and better as an idea
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"I'm just a girl", "girl math", "girl dinner", "divine feminine energy", "bimbocore", "clean girl", "girl's girl", "girlfriend brain" SHUT UPPP!!! SHUTT THE FUCKKKK UPPPPPP !!!!
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shit parents who sorta realize they were shit but are in denial about it are the funniest type of bad parent around actually. "at least i did better than my parents?" unfortunately its not a contest, it was more of a pass-fail sorta situation, maybe a letter grade- but yea, you were an improvement, if that makes you feel good
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One of Solo Leveling's best bits of unintentional comedy is the fact that Height is tied directly to Importance. So you've got an Important Guy, and naturally he's 6'2". But then there's an Even More Important Guy, so he's 6'5". And this keeps going and going.
It's the classic power-scaling problem but this one ends up with characters who are 7'5" and two fridges wide.
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if you're subscribed to Microsoft word, you probably received an email recently saying they're upping their prices. Like, a lot. ($9.99/month instead of $6.99)
guess what though? you can log into your account, click Cancel Subscription, and get the option to continue your subscription at the same price WITHOUT their bullshit AI.
That's right, the new, higher price is actually a different subscription that includes AI that everyone is being opted into by force! What a cool and fun product that clearly everyone wants.
you can also choose to buy Word 2024 without AI for a single lump sum that will be yours in perpetuity, with no updates, for one computer.
Check your subscription if you need Word for work! Don't get duped into paying for something you might not even want
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sorry another bald tshirt post that came to me last night
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"it was in 2020" oh so like a year or so ago. a couple years. im sorry 5? did you just say five? five years ago ?
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You鈥檙e married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you
#both of my screen backgrounds are not really things that can be married#my lock screen is a stack of apples and my home screen is space images that make the bi flag#so like. fine i guess???
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joke i'll never get tired of: "they died doing what they loved, [something no one would ever do on purpose]"
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