Perfect health heterosexual businessman She/Her Not a minor by a couple years.
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oh yes it's that time of year again
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LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED
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The problem with AO3 is that every online store's search function is bullshit by comparison
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Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion
#I hope he looses all his money and has to start begging his new republican friends for loans#like the loser he is
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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spin the wheel for a random location!!
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I would like to congratulate these activists on their absolute crisp projector quality and their massive balls.
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what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?
would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?
#elon musk#with a lot of enthusiasm too#disgusting#donald trump#current events#news#politics#america#usa#inauguration
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like to charge, reblog to cast <3
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Reblog if you are employed / have a full time job and are a fanfic writer who still actively writes and posts new chapters / new works.
My friend says you can’t be an adult, have a full time job and be a fanfic writer at the same time, because you’ll have to sacrifice your writing, fandom activities, for your career. And I just… don’t think that’s the case? At all? Unless I’m missing something? Unless I’m doing it wrong by being employed and still writing fanfics?
#I write like 70 percent of my fanfics on the commute to work#or on my breaks#truly working full time has done wonders for my writing#lol#fanfic#fanfiction#ao3#archive of our own#writer#writers#fandom
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important confession
i lied about my HIV status and all aspects of my identity (marital status, trafficking past, family, etc.) on this blog and i truly apologize.
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The news worked hard but people on ao3 worked harder
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I read UHC Shooter fanfic on company time.
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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I read UHC Shooter fanfic on company time.
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Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.
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MANIFEST
MANIFEST
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