too-multifandom-to-function
too-multifandom-to-function
even in arcadia
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too-multifandom-to-function · 17 minutes ago
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ghost as that one tom selleck photo right
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inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually
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people really do not intuitively understand that asexual is a sexual orientation label, not an indicator of how often you have sex. when somebody tells you that they are straight that tells you nothing about whether they are sexually active. they could be celibate for all you know. lots of gay people have never fucked yet. i guess in allos heads sex and physical attraction are so linked they cant imagine any other reason to do it?
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the only censorship we need is the block, mute and filter option because giving others the power to dictate what can and cannot exist in fandom will eventually lead to banning all nsfw works or even slightly but nuanced ‘problematic’ topics. ​I block and move on because I don’t want to see certain things but to erase them completely is a dangerous slope to having things you like be banned eventually.
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too-multifandom-to-function · 17 hours ago
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Getting thiiiiiiis close to bringing back One Drop Rules.
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too-multifandom-to-function · 22 hours ago
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not even JRR Tolkien, who famously developed the concept of the Secondary World and firmly believed that no trace of the Real World should be evoked in the fictional world, was able to remove potatoes from his literature. this is a man who developed whole languages and mythologies for his literary world, who justified its existence in English as a translation* simply because he was so miffed he couldn't get away with making the story fully alien to the real world. and not even he, in extremis, was so cruel as to deny his characters the heavenly potato. could not even conceive a universe devoid of the potato. such is its impact. everyone please take a moment to say thank you to South Americans for developing and cultivating one of earth's finest vegetables. the potato IS all that. literally world-changing food. bless.
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have you ever found yourself finding someone physically attractive only after getting to know them? like you first thought they were average looking, but then as you got to know them you started finding them more attractive, even though physically they hadn't changed at all
yes / no
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it is really cool that there is now an official maori word for autism, created with input from autistic maoris, and it was specifically coined to be nonjudgmental
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“In my experience, people with autism tend to have their own timing, spacing, pacing and life-rhythm, so I interpreted autism as ‘takiwatanga’, meaning ‘his or her own time and space��,” [Keri Opai] told government-funded Maori Television.
(source)
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to scroll by your side is such a heavenly way to die
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Oh my god we actually did it.
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Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: Call of Duty (Video Games) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: John “Soap” MacTavish/Simon “Ghost” Riley Characters: Simon “Ghost” Riley, John “Soap” MacTavish, Kyle “Gaz” Garrick, John Price (Call of Duty) Additional Tags: Omegaverse, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alpha Simon “Ghost” Riley, Omega John “Soap” MacTavish, Alpha/Omega, Heats, Knotting, Bonding, Rough Sex, Biting, Lots of biting, Knife Play, Blood Play, Omegaverse courtship, but make it insane and bloody because it’s these two, game typical blood and violence, fist fighting as foreplay, Soap’s panties for Soapspanties, Panty Sniffing, Ghost is kombucha girl, Soap is a menace, Alcohol, 20k of Ghost’s literal descent into Soap hole madness, Call of Duty New Year New Dead Doves Exchange, Mild Breeding Kink, no actual pregnancy Summary:
“Left you a gift, Johnny,” Ghost answers.
“Aye?” Soap says and Ghost can about hear his grin. “I’m quakin’ in excitement, Lt.”
Soap leaves his mic on and Ghost can hear the creaking of the door open and the soft rustle of Soap’s tac gear as he walks over to the body.
A sharp intake of breath and then a low whistle.
“Careful, Lt,” Soap rumbles, accent noticeably thicker, “bloody gifts like these, might think yer courtin’ me proper. The old way at least.”
And that’s how it starts.
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People are so much more sad, and desparate, and lonely than you think. I have had three incidents in the last four months were a technician I was working with was being either dangerously unfocused (we work with high voltage), or just flat out angry with their coworkers, and every time when I just pulled them aside to say hey, this isn't you, you're nice, and you're competent, so something must be up - what can I do to help - they have responded by bursting into tears. One guy was struggling to get his wife moved into a care home, one guy just got served divorce papers, and the other hadn't slept a wink the night before because his daughter had the pukes.
I haven't spent my whole life responding to people being rude, or stupid, or dangerous with knee jerk compassion. It's a new habit. The first time I did that as the lead for my lab, it was because the guy genuinely was so good natured that I knew something had to be off. But the other two times were just me going, alright, lets see if it always goes this well, and so far, it has. I'm almost 30, and I just figured out that the #1 reason people are shitty are because they are going through shit.
I don't think you have, like, a moral obligation to respond to people being jerks with knee jerk compassion. But it has made my life so much easier the last four months that I would recommend trying. For your own sake. Please.
(I'll step off my soapbox now. Enjoy your Sunday.)
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Choo choo
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