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INTP trying to go to bed

INTP: alright INTP nice job today, you actually got all your work done and it's only 10pm! time to treat yourself and go to bed and get some extra sleep. we all know you could use it

brain: wow look at this cool cat video why don't you watch it

INTP: pfft sure it's only a minute why not

INTP: okay now that I've watched this cat video let's go to bed

brain: no go write a story, you've had that idea for one for a while

INTP: hm writing does help me relax before bed

INTP: *spends three hours writing* dang that took a while, time to sleep

brain: but wait look at these theories of time isn't wikipedia amazing

INTP: ok now that i've had an existential crisis let me go to bed

INTP: please

brain: no

INTP: why

INTP: it's right there

INTP: i can just walk over to it and lay down and close my eyes

brain: ughhhuguhgu too much work :/

INTP: it's literally two feet away i could be asleep in five minutes

brain: oooorrrr...you could watch this hillary clinton remix

INTP: please let me sleep

brain: the ten hour version

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Yupppppppppp

Mbti Reacting To A Crying Friend ( ಥـْـِـِـِـْಥ)

INTP: … “look at that weather” … “its nice” 

INFP: “DONT WORRY ITS OK. HERE LOOK ITS THE PIC OF THAT VIRTUAL CHARACTER U LOVE SO MUCH” … “Hey but … you’ll be fine. The world is…” *goes on and on ends up having an existential crisis themselves*

INTJ: *ERROR … ERROR … ERROR*

INFJ: if you want to talk I’m here to listen … Really just take your time. You are fine really really. I’m here to listen.

ENFP: “OMG YOU ARE CRYING!! (/ﾟДﾟ)/  OMG TEARS !! ARE YOU OK ?? Wait !!!! What am I saying?? You are crying of course you are not ok” *BIG HUGE HUG* “lets go out for a drink or something” :)

ENTP: *unconsciously cracks a joke* … *shows Memes* … *Puns* … *Cute animal pics* … … … “If you wanna talk I really don’t mind” … *more memes* … “I KNOW LETS GO GET DRUNK!!!”…. “ oh you need a hug???” … … … … … … “Fiiiine” *gives them a hug until they stop crying* … unconsciously cracks a joke again*

ENFJ : “WHO THE FUCK MADE U CRY????” (╯°□°)╯︵   “I’LL KILL THEM FOR YOU I SWEAR” … “Oh oh no no wait you’re alright”  *gives them a hug* *cracks a joke at the end*.

ESTP : “Hey don’t worry it’ll be fiiine like seriously. Please. Stop crying. Look memes. Want to join me in on a prank?? … no? WHAT DO I DO IN THIS SITUATION???”

ESFP : “YOU ARE CRYYYYING (ʘ_ʘ) . LOOK SHE’S CRYING  (/ﾟДﾟ)/. EVERYONE SHE IS CRYING  \(*Д* \) . What to dooo???? X_X” *acts like some clown to cheer them up*

ENTJ : “well, life’s a bitch” -_-

ISFJ : “oooh dear don’t worry. You are ok. I’m here. Its fine”  *a big hug. gets them some food* (idk why don’t ask)

ISTJ: “U can always solve the problem its not the end of the world. want me to help u put out a plan??”

ISFP: (the clumsy one): “oh daamn. uuuuuh hey! i know! wanna go with me see some flowers?? its in this rly nice calm place. And um they r rly beautiful too” *gives a hug* “hey hey hey! don’t worry u can tell me whats wrong! rly … WE CAN EAT SOMETHIN’ TOO …. MUSIC IS GOOD TOO…” *ends up crying with them*  ( ಥـْـِـِـِـْಥ)

ISTP: “oh well. wanna go out for a drink?”

ESTJ: “oh…. crying…. uuh…. ok….. welp?…. want me to kick someone’s ass for you? or nah?”

ESFJ: “ TEARS! oh damn. WHO DID THIS???  oh dear. Don’t worry I’m here if you need anything”

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family gatherings

me: have you heard of mbti

me: try this test out

me: it's super fun

me: no that's wrong. that can't be your type

me: take it again

me: check out these wholesome and relatable mbti memes

me: omg this is so you

them:

them:

them:

me: and there's also this thing called enneagram,

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I wish this wasn’t as true as it is...

Finding Out Your Friends’ MBTI  Be Like:

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Truthhhh

new years resolutions for each type

to be taken seriously

intp: sleep at a proper time jesus christ istp: give a shit enfj: stop making aesthetics. we have enough. s t o p istj: do something fun for once esfp: stop spending impulsively smh isfp: needs!! more!! self-confidence!!! estj: stop :)) wanting to fight everything :) infp: s t o p avoiding responsibilities enfp: stop screaming estp: become a contributing member of society intj: learn to love esfj: stop spending money on scented candles. you have enough. entj: be less Edgy infj: follow your own advice lmao isfj: go out more entp: stop making shrek jokes (please we’re begging)

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:,)

mbti as ways they say “i love you”

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istp

“stay over”

“you might like this”

“i was just in the neighborhood”

estp

“i want you to be happy”

“you look like you could use a hug”

“i’ll wait”

isfp

"you didn’t have to ask”

“i’ll meet you halfway”

“i’ll be here when you’re ready”

esfp

“i saw this and thought of you”

“i’m worried about you”

“i like your laugh”

istj

“don’t worry about me”

“i’m proud of you”

“that’s okay, i bought two”

estj

“you should take a break - you work too hard”

“take my jacket, it’s cold outside”

“you’re important too”

isfj

“i made this for you”

“we can share”

“i don’t mind”

esfj

“it reminded me of you”

“i made your favourite”

“i want you to have this”

infp

“listen to this song - it reminded me of you”

“i’m happy you’re here”

“i saved you a piece”

enfp

“well what do you want to do?”

“i picked these for you”

“stay there, i’ll come get you”

infj

“you dont have to say anything”

“i’ll help you study”

“i noticed”

enfj

“do you need any help with that?”

“call me if you need anything”

“it’s no bother”

intp

“i’ll do it for you”

“i really want your opinion on something”

“wow”

entp

“you can have the last slice”

“what do you want to watch?”

“do you want to come too?”

intj

“is there anything i can do to help?”

“it’s okay, i couldn’t sleep anyways”

“take mine”

entj

“i appreciate what you do for me”

“you just made my day”

“we’ll figure it out”

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I can’t even handle how true this is.

ENTP to any Introverted Type

ENTP: *scootches chair over* heyyyyyyy

ENTP: *continues to get closer* heyyyyyyYYYY

Ixxx: ….

ENTP: Why you no talk to me

Ixxx: ….

ENTP: hey

Ixxx: ….

ENTP: Well imma keep talking until you say something

ENTP:….

ENTP: You ever heard about the theory that we can’t understand other dimensions simply because we haven’t send them? Like, if we saw the fourth dimension, we could probably understand all dimensions! I mean it’s kinda hard to fathom, but-

Ixxx: *is more intensely quiet*

ENTP: Did you hear about that time that someone dared me to lick peanut butter off of my friend’s sock?

Ixxx: ….

ENTP: What type of music do you like????? I honestly prefer-

Ixxx: *slight stare*

ENTP: K, well what do you do in your free time??

Ixxx: …. I like to read books.

ENTP: no wAY ME TOO!!!! What type of books do you like?!? Sci-Fi? Fantasy? Romance??

Ixxx: *pulls out book*

ENTP: NO WAY I READ THAT TOO!!!! Such a shame that the main character was so horribly underwritten, I mean, they could’ve done so much more!

Ixxx:…you think so too?

ENTP: Yes!!!! Hey, if you like that book, you should read this one! You can borrow it if you want!

Ixxx: That would be nice. Thanks.

ENTP: No problem! If you ever need a new book, I know how to break into the library so you can read them for free

Ixxx: …isn’t that what libraries do anyway?

ENTP: That’s what the government wants you to think….

Ixxx: *smiles slightly at the dork*

Aaaaand that’s how the ENTP makes friends. Annoy them into submission.

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My reaction to Ironwood’s weapon just being a gun with no hint of it transforming into something else: That just a bear scene from ATLA

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He looks so scared! But the paralels between the eyes! I got chills. But as a true PJO fan I haven’t been calling him Oscar. I’ve been calling him Leo. He looks exactly like I’ve imagined Leo.

                                “ Hello… I’m Professor Ozpin. ”

Looks like you’ve seen a ghost there Oscar….

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*tears*

they were your family. you have a very skewed perception of that word.

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EXACTLY WHAT I SAID

Foreshadowing since episode three, y’all.

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My thoughts exactly!

I’m trying to make my art style more cute.

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Current emotion: Chopped judges during the last 10 seconds of a round