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Murder at Disney

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Me whenever Tom Holland posts a new picture

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avengers & as shit i heard at school

tony: who ever touched my doritos gets a bullet to the head

nat: who’s decapitated head is this and why is it on the floor?

clint, taking out his aids: i’m sorry, the old clint can’t come to the phone right now. why? bc his hearing aids are dead!

thor, being stabbed by loki: dude wtf this is julius caeser not “let’s kill me” session

bruce: according to bullshit, aliens exist

steve: school doesn’t McFucking matter it’s McFucking McBullshit enjoy your stay at McHell!

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tHERE IT IS

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┏┓

┃┃╱╲ In this

┃╱╱╲╲ house

╱╱╭╮╲╲ we love

▔▏┗┛▕▔ & appreciate

╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲

peter parker

╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲

▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

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 it does float my boat

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Tom Holland behind the scenes of “Spider-Man: Homecoming”

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.... Michelle??

lets be real mr parker is fine af

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tomholland2013: 🎉🎉🎉

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You can join the movement here and to any of you struggling out there just know that: It Is Going To Be Okay

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infinity war came out months ago but the wound is still as fresh as it was on april 27

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“mcu logo starts without music”

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yknow how peter is small compared to the other avengers? do you think they would call him the itsy bitsy spider

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“Cap and I fell out hard. We’re not on speaking terms.”

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Peter P : so you guys are like…100 years old?

Steve : yeah

Bucky : yeah I guess we are

Peter P : wow you’re like old enough to be mister Stark’s dad

Steve : is that why he keeps calling me daddy?

Peter and Bucky :

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ok tom i see u

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Bucky: OK, who has experience with a kid that thinks he can save the world singlehandedly?

Avengers:

Guardians:

Bucky: Now everybody shut up and let me handle Peter.