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but its important

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Grandpa Oscar’s been teaching his grandchild to fight dirty.

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Droids Gelphie~

Random asf but somehow “turn gelphie into anything but human” culminated in droids gelphie drabbles which inspired the *amazing* @eamanning for a fic!

So— a lil doodle of the girls💕

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I love them

these spot the difference games are getting harder and harder

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i hope you get what your heart desires

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Q. Did you ship another pair with that bastard in it?

A. Yes, and?

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At the campus coffee shop Glinda: I don't like him. Elphaba: The barista? Fiyero: Yes. He... smiles too much. Elphaba: He what? Glinda: Also, I saw him give Elphie his number. Elphaba: You mean the coffee shop calling card. For mobile orders. Fiyero: And he gave you extra whipped cream. Highly unethical behavior, if you ask me. Elphaba: If either of you get us banned from another coffee shop, I am banning you from my bed.

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"family function"...? i didn't know it could do that

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back home and digging through old high school and college journals and letters and going WTF??? every other minute like literally discovering new lore about myself

like wth was this person up to

who are ANY of these people

why are there so many “poems”

how can a person have four different “first loves”

getting overly invested in the lore of past-me’s friends like sorry WHO did Mic kiss at that party???

anyway I need to get to the bottom of this see u in 3-5 working days

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two women. and they kiss. think about it

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don’t you just hate it when 🚙

um. sorry wait a minute [grabs mic]

can the owner of the blue honda civic move their car please. it’s blocking my post.

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Cherish [Ixora]

Bsky / Tip Jar

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elphaba as an f1 driver

she’s so cool i wanna be like her when i grow up

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Fiyero: I didn’t like the way he was looking at you. Elphaba: You're being ridiculous. Fiyero: He was staring deep into your eyes! Elphaba: He was giving me an EYE EXAM.

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Elphaba: You're too possessive. Fiyero: Not true. I'm perfectly fine with sharing, actually. Elphaba: Oh, really? Fiyero: Yes. You, me, and my three other personalities. Elphaba: Any chance I can meet the normal one?

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Glinda: You’re mine. Elphaba: Why do you make it sound like you're claiming some kind of territory? Glinda: Not a territory. More of a fortified kingdom. And I’m the queen.

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Glinda: Elphie, I made us a friendship quilt. Elphaba: You can sew? Glinda: Okay, fine. I hired someone to make us a friendship quilt. Elphaba: That's... sweet. Glinda: Each square is from one of your old robes. Elphaba: YOU CUT UP MY CLOTHES???