toby-aogiri-matsubusa

[toby-aogiri-matsubusa]

8 for the ask game, tell me your crimes boy

@swordsman-but-pokemon

8. Worst food crime you've commited.

When I was like 9 I made the most HORRIBLE scrambled eggs. It was watery, like so runny it could win a marathon, and had bits of eggshell in. It was also terribly oversalted. I pray for thee forgiveness, Arceus.

[toby-aogiri-matsubusa]

10 and 21!

-Mateo

(@mateospokemon )

10. Take a second to consider your shitlist. Who's been on it longest?

Whoever the fuck my biological parents are! Can't remember their names though but they're at the top. Bitchasses.

21. Bare minimum act of dipshittery that would provoke you to fistfight a stranger in a shopping mall?

Someone being rude or homophobic/transphobic or anything of that sort towards anyone who isn't me. It could be friends, family or a complete stranger the person is being horrid to, I don't care, I'm fighting that person if they're being a dick to someone else.

[toby-aogiri-matsubusa]

neils super cool pokéblr ask game ✨

legendary pkmn u most wanna kick the shit outta

you get 1 wish but only if u use it for spite. what is it

@ another user n start some beef

stupidest injury uve ever gotten

stupidest injury uve ever GIVEN

fight to the death 1-on-1 not a battle im talkin a FIGHT choose yr opponent: ursaring or ghost

whos yr best friend n how much money would it take for u to stab em (knife is complementary)

worst food crime uve committed

pick 1 of yr pkmn. whats the funniest way it could kill you rn

take a sec to consider ur shitlist. whos been on it the longest

object in arms reach thatd make the best impromptu weapon

object in arms reach thatd make the FUNNIEST impromptu weapon

most tempting forbidden food (revives soap pods lava that kinda thing)

dumbest hill ur willin to die on

u get an envelope fulla glitter. who u mailin that to

gym leader/e4 member/fuckin league guy idk what y'all have ur gayest for

what the fuck is yr problem

pkmn fact everyone else is wrongest abt

pettiest thing u would do w a time machine

rank all the times u almost died from coolest to least cool

bare minimum act of dipshittery that would provoke u to fistfight a stranger in a shopping mall

absolute dumbest place uve ever had a pkmn battle

which of yr pkmn has the fewest brain cells

which if yr pkmn is most likely to kill someone else for kicks

u get to pick 1 superpower. what is it and whats the dumbest thing u do w it

[toby-aogiri-matsubusa]

Heya! I'm Toby, He/They pronouns! I'm a student of Naranja-Uva Academy! I'm from the Hoenn region, and I stayed in Galar for a few years too. I moved to Paldea with my two dads this year! Don't question the sneaselboy part, it wasn't my idea.

Pokémon:

Blue - Lucario - Male

Selena - Sneasel - Female

Pudding - Clefable - Female

Sludge - Swampert - Female

Ethan - Breloom - Male

Rascal - Gengar - Male

Sonny - Noivern - Male

Peanut - Shiny Noibat - Female

Butter - Piebald Eevee - Male

Waffle - Combusken - Male

Yippee - Snom - Male

The Mouse - Pawmi - Male

Charcoal - Charizard - Male

Pixel - Rotom - Female

Snatcher - Sableye - Male

Sparky - Luxio - Male

Toast - Shiny Poochyena - Male

Emerald - Mightyena - Female

Duracell - Joltik - Male