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Ur mom's bitch 💜
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toastposts · 2 months ago
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Boops are back motherfuckers. Prepare yourselves
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toastposts · 2 months ago
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Confession part 1
I sketched this out like a month ago and got caught up in other things It’s like 25 slides long so I’m splitting it into two posts
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toastposts · 2 months ago
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Just sat down and binged Murder Drones and I gotta say. There was a lot of murder. And there were drones. 👍
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toastposts · 2 months ago
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Learning How to Adult feels like being someone's half-baked OC
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toastposts · 2 months ago
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“Out of the whole world wide internet, how had Steve been able to connect with the only other sad loser from Indiana cruising dorky chat-rooms on a Friday night?”
It can't possibly be only five years ago that Steve graduated high-school.
He wakes up daily still in the mindset that he has something to prove to everybody, yet has absolutely no idea what that something is.
And he gets it- that's the worst part- he gets why his parents have thrown him this ultimatum. But panic isn't exactly a motivator. Not for someone stuck in an endless loop of dead end jobs and broken hearts.
Or: Steve gets the big idea about exactly the wrong thing and ends up finding the one silver lining outside of his suburban prison.
a/s/l? hey, hwkstiger94 by @thisusernameisunavailable01 for @steddiebang2024
(I had such a blast working with Lea and I have been gnawing on the bars of my enclosure over this fic for weeks now!! I hope y’all love it even half as much as I do~)
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toastposts · 2 months ago
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Break me off a piece of that psychotic trickster.
Thanks to @xneonknight for the inspiration for this LMAO
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toastposts · 2 months ago
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Therapy for my comfort characters but it's just them sitting on the floor as I scream at them about how gay they are
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toastposts · 3 months ago
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Yeah I know I said "wake me up when September ends" but I need like five more days
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toastposts · 3 months ago
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Me: Hey, can I ask you a question?
Mom: What's up?
Me: Do you by chance... have the time to listen to me whine? About, like, nothing and everything all at once.
Mom: I think you're one of those melodramatic fools
Me, horrified: Who's neurotic to the bone??
Mom, suddenly grim: No doubt about it
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toastposts · 3 months ago
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Billie Joe Armstrong waking up at 12:01 on the dot to me loudly banging on his window because it's October 1st
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