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Nearly 3 months since this blog has been active (oop 😶) the tournament hasn't been cancelled, just put on hold since I had a bunch of things going on right now :)) Hopefully I will be able to post within the next 2 weeks
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CONGRATULATIONS TO 2.01 FOR WINNING THE TDP ROUND 🥳🥳🥳!!
The first of the TBM matches will be sorted out by this Friday. We got the largest pool of haikus competing for the best TBM haiku (47 haikus...pain)
Till then, stay tuned for the match-ups!
#announcements#i also have 3 more exams before my exam period ends so yea hence my disappearance#ok bye everyone
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2.05
Tell you a story?
Or I could just, like, pass out
And twitch on the couch
2.01
Lester (Apollo)
Still human; thanks for asking
Gods, I hate my life
Which haiku is the best?
#toa#rrverse#trials of apollo#the dark prophecy#the dark prophecy tournament#toa haiku match#round 5#finals#goodnight i am tired
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2.24
Science can be fun Squirt those toxic chemicals Anywhere, really
2.01
Lester (Apollo) Still human; thanks for asking Gods, I hate my life
Which haiku is the best?
#toa#rrverse#trials of apollo#the dark prophecy#the dark prophecy tournament#toa haiku match#round 4#semifinals
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2.35
Man, I hate my son A real arrogant jerkwad Nothing like his dad
2.05
Tell you a story? Or I could just, like, pass out And twitch on the couch
2.18
My dear Commodus, Commode is named after you Hail, Toilet Caesar
Which haiku is the best?
#toa#rrverse#trials of apollo#the dark prophecy#the dark prophecy tournament#toa haiku match#round 4#semifinals#i don't usually include personal tags but#sorry everyone just haven't had the energy/motivation to post these#will try to get the finals up and running within a day of these polls finishing#cheers <3 - fero
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Semifinals should be up soon. Just haven't had the energy to post it yesterday
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2.03
My last performance
Some old lady drops the mic
And kills everyone
2.01
Lester (Apollo)
Still human; thanks for asking
Gods, I hate my life
Which haiku is the best?
#toa#rrverse#trials of apollo#the dark prophecy#the dark prophecy tournament#toa haiku match#round 3
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2.11
Four beheaded dudes
Are too much for one nightmare
Why me? Sob. Sob. Sob.
2.24
Science can be fun
Squirt those toxic chemicals
Anywhere, really
Which haiku is the best?
#toa#rrverse#trials of apollo#the dark prophecy#the dark prophecy tournament#toa haiku match#round 3
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2.13
Fast food restaurant
My life goal is realized
Any fries with that?
2.18
My dear Commodus,
Commode is named after you
Hail, Toilet Caesar
Which haiku is the best?
#toa#rrverse#trials of apollo#the dark prophecy#the dark prophecy tournament#toa haiku match#round 3
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2.05
Tell you a story?
Or I could just, like, pass out
And twitch on the couch
2.25
Big birds are evil
They charge me with razor legs
I die and it hurts
Which haiku is the best?
#toa#rrverse#trials of apollo#the dark prophecy#the dark prophecy tournament#toa haiku match#round 3
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2.35
Man, I hate my son
A real arrogant jerkwad
Nothing like his dad
2.09
Of course it’s a trap
With her, it always is one
Trappy McTrapface
Which haiku is the best?
#toa#rrverse#trials of apollo#the dark prophecy#the dark prophecy tournament#toa haiku match#round 3
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2.20
Pedaling in style
Leg irons are fashionable
Cue the screaming god
2.01
Lester (Apollo)
Still human; thanks for asking
Gods, I hate my life
Which haiku is the best?
#toa#rrverse#trials of apollo#the dark prophecy#the dark prophecy tournament#toa haiku match#round 2
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2.12
I sing of taters!
Chili, sweet potato, blue! Why?
Ask my arrow
2.03
My last performance
Some old lady drops the mic
And kills everyone
Which haiku is the best?
#toa#rrverse#trials of apollo#the dark prophecy#the dark prophecy tournament#toa haiku match#round 2
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2.32
Pretty fuzzy cow
So cute, so warm and vicious!
Squee! Can I kill him?
2.24
Science can be fun
Squirt those toxic chemicals
Anywhere, really
Which haiku is the best?
#toa#rrverse#trials of apollo#the dark prophecy#the dark prophecy tournament#toa haiku match#round 2
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2.15
Drivin' the green train
I’m all like, Choo-choo! Choo-choo!
Can’t catch me!-- Oh, poop!
2.11
Four beheaded dudes
Are too much for one nightmare
Why me? Sob. Sob. Sob.
Which haiku is the best?
#toa#rrverse#trials of apollo#the dark prophecy#the dark prophecy tournament#toa haiku match#round 2
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2.27
Destroy me a roof
Bring me wenches with winches
We’re so out of here
2.07
I chopped those onions
With my own ex-godly hands
You’d better eat them
2.18
My dear Commodus,
Commode is named after you
Hail, Toilet Caesar
Which haiku is the best?
#toa#rrverse#trials of apollo#the dark prophecy#the dark prophecy tournament#toa haiku match#round 2
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2.13
Fast food restaurant
My life goal is realized
Any fries with that?
2.08
Lovebirds arguing
Trouble in Elysium?
I’ll just scrub these plates
Which haiku is the best?
#toa#rrverse#trials of apollo#the dark prophecy#the dark prophecy tournament#toa haiku match#round 2
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