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this scene will never not be funny to me

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Uh. I’m watching the finale a little late. But

ALL OF MY DREAMS ARE LITERALLY COMING TRUE

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absolutely LOVE the deer man but if him being aroace is rewritten or fucked up in anyway… I WILL RIOT !!!!!

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I know Valentine's Day was two days ago, but I have a slow brain okay.

Anyway, just like everyone else I just want to marvel at how perfect Alastor's Valentine's Day merch is.

Look at this, look at him. Everyone else's pinup was sexy and they had revealing outfits. But Alastor? Someone at this app said that he is a modern equivalent of a Victorian woman showing her ankle. I truly love it, he undone his bow tie and that's it, that's the most he's showing, his neck without a bow. He isn't even in any sexy pose either. He kinda looks as if he was laying on a couch and someone told him to pose.

And then his Valentine's card? It's not about love or anything like this, this is about friendship, about platonic love. It literally says 'On a day devoted to lovers I am glad to have you as a friend' and I'm over the moon with it.

As a fellow asexual I am beyond happy to see that none of Alastor's merch was romantic or sexual.

It means a lot to me and I just wanted to say it.

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who let alastor on reddit

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Straight from the deer’s mouth.

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The Ace in the hole and his bestie!

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Part 3 — Do you guys see my vision of Niffty repeatedly breaking the 4th wall and no one taking her seriously?

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This is literally canon

Original

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Vaggie & Charlie: *Are being a cute couple (as always)*

Alastor: Gross.

Vaggie: Hey! That was homophobic!

Charlie: Not cool at all, Al :(

Alastor: Oh, dear, my sincerest apologies! I sounded it wrong.

Alastor:

Alastor: Better?

Vaggie:

Charlie:

Vaggie: yeah, I guess??

Charlie: It is, actually...

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Rosies impeccable gaydar is the reason they met.

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you know I'm warming up to the new header I made so I'm just gonna put it out for everyone to see

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Since Rosie knows what Ace means, she is absolutely the one responsible for this

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I know Alastor canonically doesn’t know there’s even a name for his lack of sexual/romantic attraction, but can you imagine how much of a menace this man would be if he knew about ace community memes?

Aroace puns at every possible opportunity. He doesn’t like cake, but garlic bread would suddenly become a staple in every meal he cooks for the hotel. Denmark would be absolutely fucked.