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This is happening a lot faster than I expected it to
What if I moved to scotland
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but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle
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I bet it feels good as fuck to kick someone in the head as hard as you can if you’re a horse
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i love that little feature that removes someone’s addition to a post you’re going to reblog. Shut up
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one of my top contenders for funniest lines in this game
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Theres no reason your period has to stab your butthole like that
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im gonna be 50 on here still being like ive got a war in my mind i just ride
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life isnt a race theres still time to do the things i want to do im still young im not behind in life i have time i have time i have time i have time
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Yuup Thats me. Youre probsbky wondering how i got my self into this situation . Welll, im a drainfly . We eat sludge and stagnnant water out of drains . (RECORD SCRATHCH) "ewwww! " What ! Are you kidding ! this stuff is the tastest EVER ! Come on , Ill Show you. MY LIFE AS A TEENAGE DRAINFLY
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Why did I have to opt in to this. They have my birth year

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