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Te amo; te exraño, te sueño, y te espero... ♡♡

Characters : Kenma Kozume (Haikyuu), f!reader

Warnings/CW : fluff, kenma inner monologue (kinda), mention of sex, no smut tho, other idk

Summary : Kenma loves his wife.

A/N : I wrote this in a couple minutes listening to Tonto by Myriam Hernandez on repeat. Highly recommend that song

Sorry for any errors this was made at 2am

Another long, boring meeting. Being a CEO is hard. But Kenma thought everything outside of video games was hard. He walks back into the house he shared with you, his wife.

It was late; it was about midnight. The other men at the meeting insisted on drinking, though Kenma didn't drink more that half a cup of beer. He never really liked the taste. Meeting ended at 8pm- which was still late compared to the usual ending time- but the drinks and Kenma being the designated driver added another 4 hours. You knew about this. He texted you as soon as he entered the bar so you wouldn't worry.

And even though he explicitly said "don't wait for me. Go to bed", you of course tried to wait for him.

He walked into the very dark house. All dark except for one room. The living room. And he heard the TV playing. Kenma followed the sounds and the light to the living room, where he found you; curled up on the couch, asleep, with a blanket wrapped around you and your cat, Cracker, sleeping on top of you. The TV was playing some channel that he guessed popped up once whatever channel you were watching stopped playing.

Before Kenma woke you up, he pulled out his phone, snapping a picture of you and your cat sleeping. He quickly put his phone away and stepped closer to you, inking down to your level. He messed with your hair a little, waking Cracker up in the process. You stir in your sleep but don't wake up.

Kenma stood there for a minute, just... looking at you. Digesting the scene. In his mind, this is when it finally clicked that he made it. He built a future for himself, doing what he loved since he was in middleschool, married his first girlfriend who tried pushing through the night to welcome him home, you adopted a cat together after his childhood cat unfortunately passed due to age. Life was perfect right now.

He kisses the spot between your eyes, then your forehead, then cheek, hoping it would wake you up. And it did. You stirred again in your sleep and your eyes slowly opened. You flinch at th sudden light for the living room. Cracker stands up finally, stretching. He leans in closer to Kenma, sniffing his face before nuzzling against him. Kenma smiles and pets the cats head before standing up and picking up Cracker.

"[Nickname], let's go to bed," Kenma says quietly. You slowly sit up and nod. Your hair was a mess, a bit of drool on the corner of your mouth, a little red under your eyes from fighting to stay awake, ypur eyes are still closed as you sit up and the tank top you were wearing was slightly pulled lopsided to the left in your sleep. You looked... a mess. But Kenma never thought you looked better. Well... you looked the best on your wedding day, but this is close second.

Kenma puts Cracker down and helps you stand up, wrapping the blanket around you. He holds onto your shoulders and walks with you to your shared bedroom, leaving the door open for the cat to come in. You sit on the bed, your eyes now slightly more open. Kenma closes the door a little, leaving a gap for the cat to come in and out, and moves to the closet. It was a work meeting he attended, of course he had a suit on. No matter how much he hates the feeling of the fabric against his skin. The only time he could handle- and ignore- the feeling of a suit was his wedding day. Damn he's thinking a lot about his wedding tonight. And you. You and the wedding.

As he slips off his suit jacket, you come up by him. He turns to you and- God those droopy, tired eyes of yours are going to kill him one day. "Let me help you..." you say in a tired voice. Oh my god. "You're more out of it than I am..." Kenma replies quietly. You don't reply to that. If you did, it might've killed him. You undo his tie, hanging it back up in the closet.

Your shirt isn't lopsided anymore, when did that happen?

You unbutton the white undershirt he had on, losing it in the hamper by the closet-

Someone turn up the AC, it's hot in here.

You reach down to unbutton Kenmas pants. His hands flew to your wrists and he looks down at you. If you do that, he might break. You know this look and you know both of you are too tired for sex tonight. You let go of his pants and move your hands to grab onto his arms. You smile up at him and kiss his cheek. Then, you walk back to the bed. Oh my god, that drowsy smile.

You crawl back into bed on your designated side and Cracker hops up and curls up on the foot of the bed. When did he get in? You get on your phone, doing who even knows while you wait for Kenma to climb in.

After a couple minutes, he crawls into bed with only boxers and a t shirt on. He lays on his side, looking at your eyes that peak out from behind your phone. You look beautiful in this light. "You look beautiful in this light." He did not mean to say that. But he didn't regret it. You looked up from your phone and your eyes squinted in a way that he knew you smiled, he just couldn't see it.

You turn over and place your phone down and turn over back to face your husband. You scoot closer to him and he instantly wraps his arms around you: one arm under your head and another wrapped around your torso. You look up at Kenma, exhaustion still evident in your eyes. "...I love you," he says, his eyes set on taking in your facial features. "I love you too," you lean in and kiss him softly. The arm under your head instantly moves so his hand holds the back of your head. Kenma kisses you back, but more passionately than soft. Your heads twist in opposite directions as you kiss to make yourselves comfortable. Your hands hold onto his shoulders and his free hand holds onto the dip in your waist.

After a long while, you finally pull apart. Kenma looks down at you and just... stares. "Your pupils dilated," you point out and laugh softly. "Mm..." he replies with a hum. Who knows if he even registered what you said.

You snuggle closer to him and he tightens his grip on you. "I love you..." you repeat. Kenma kisses your head and leaves his lips planted there. "Love you too," he replies, muffled by your hair.

You wiggle a little, getting comfortable for the night. Your eyes slowly shut. Kenma doesn't move his face away from your head, his hand staying on the back of your head and his thumb caresses your head. Minutes later, you go limp in his arms; you fell asleep. But Kenma isn't asleep yet. His eyes flicker to everything in his peripheral. That lamp that's on the nightstand was a gift from your wedding. He gave you those flowers on your desk yesterday. Those books... he gave you those books. That painting on the wall was bought with money from your wedding. The framed picture on your desk was of you and him... on your wedding day. Kenma can barely make it out in the darkness and through his hair, but he knew the picture. He looked at it everyday; it was engraved into his mind. The smell of your shampoo... his favorite. The other little plants in your room were gifts from everyone in your life, including him. You loved nature.

His eyes get more and more droopy. His exhausting meeting and the aftermath of taking care of drunk middle aged men was winning. "I love you so much, [name]," he says in a whisper so he doesn't wake you up. "...so much..." his eyes finally close and he drifts off to sleep. He wishes he could look into your eyes again, kiss you again. But he knee that soon, he'll dream of your eyes, lips and... just you in general. Then, he'll wake up, and have the real thing right in his arms. The real thing to say "I love you" to. The real thing to kiss, to hug. The real you. He won't rely on the dream version of you like he did years and years ago when he had a crush on his best friend and was too much of a chickshit to come clean. He has you. And that's all he needs.

Im so in love

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Not-so-tired sex♡

Characters: Kenma Kozume (Haikyuu), gn!reader

Warnings/CW: sex obvi, PiV, sex on gaming chair, riding, unprotected sex, missionary, fingering, multiple orgasms, creampie, dirty talk, oral (both receiving), freaky shi

Summary: You wake up from your mid day nap, to see your boyfriend, Kenma, on his games. Cuddling with him, you start getting touchy and slowly getting him more and more distracted from his game and it goes on on from there...

A/N: can you pinpoint where I got hormonal?

It's 8pm. You wake up from your nap, feeling like a zombie. Your hair was a mess and you had some drool on your chin. Life has been exhausting recently.

You look over and see your boyfriend, Kenma, playing at his computer station by your shared bed. "Babe..." Your voice cracks. You snuggle more into your blanket, looking up at Kenma. "Hm?" He hums. It takes you a second, but you push yourself off the bed, only in a t shirt and underwear.

Kenma's hunched over his desk, his hands working on his mouse and keyboard on his game. You walk over to him and he glances at you. "Hi," he says. Without a word, you pull gently on his arm, moving it off of his mouse. You scoot closer into him and he quickly moves his hand back to his mouse, his eye never leaving the screen. You sit on his lap and snuggle close to him. Your face is nuzzled in his neck, your arms around his waist and your legs dangling off the space under the arm rests.

He kisses your head and keeps playing. After a minute of silence, Kenma speaks finally, in a low voice. "You okay?" You reply with a "mhm" and snuggle close to him. As he plays, he rests his cheek against your head.

A couple minutes ago by and the games round ends. He leans back in his chair and his hands slip off of his mouse and keyboard. His hands go to under your shirt, caressing your waist and back. Kenma kiss your head and then your neck. "Mmm... you awake?" He asks. You nod your head.

"Yeah."

"How awake?"

"I'm awaking. Currently."

Kenma hums, his face in the crook of your neck. His hands trail down a little to your ass and back up to your hips.

"One more round and I'll give you more attention," he kisses your head and his hands go back to his mouse and keyboard. He starts up his game again.

About half way through his game, you start pressing kisses onto his neck and playing with his hair. "You're distracting me," he says in a deadpanned expression, though his face turns more and more red. "...I love you..." you mutter into his ear, to which he responds with a shiver.

You keep kissing him everywhere as he plays. He fails plenty of times but finally gets a win and finishes the round. Then, he grabs your head with both hands and looks at you. Your hair is still messy from your nap and your face is red. And he loves this look on you. He leans in and kisses you passionately. Your arms wrap around his neck and his arms around your waist.

Very quickly, the kiss escalated to a full-blown make out. The kiss was obviously a result of built up tension and just a pure mix of love and lust. "Please..." Kenma mutters against your lips as his hands go down to your ass and thighs. You pull away from the kiss and nod, your eyes locked onto his.

Your feet stood on the legs that connect to the wheels of his gaming chair and put your weight on your tip toes. You stand a little and Kenma slipped his hands under your thighs, pushing your underwear to the side. He pulled his sweat pants down a little too fast and letting his dick slap freely against your ass.

Your arms stayed around his neck. He aligned himself with you and grabbed onto your hips, pulling you down. You moan softly at the feeling of him inside you and he replies with a quiet moan of his own. Kenma wraps his arms around your waist, holding on tight. He presses his lips against yours as he slowly starts moving inside you.

You moan against his lips as he slowly starts going faster. You grip onto the back of his hair, making him moan. "You feel amazing..." he moans against your lips. He trails down, kissing the crook of your neck.

He moves his hands down and under your thighs, grabbing them and hoisting you up. Your tiptoes stayed on the legs of his gaming chair every though, at this point, Kenma was picking you up by your thighs. You grabbed onto his hair as he fucked up into you, now faster than before. Your thighs twitch under his hold.

You pull his hair, making his head tilt back. You lean in, pressing sloppy kisses and bites on his neck, which causes his thrusts to get faster but more disoriented. "Fuck babe..." he moans, the grip on your thighs getting tighter, borderline painful. You whimper out a "babe" as a response, against his neck.

"I love you i love you i love you i love you..." he mutters and looks down at you. "Kiss me," he looks at you, his pupils dilated. You grab both sides of his face and kiss his lips.

You struggle to kiss him back as you get closer to your peak. "'M gunna come..." You grip onto the back of his hair. "Bed..." he mutters and his pace stops. He softly pushed you off of him and you get off of him, your legs almost giving out. You sit on the bed and Kenma climbs on top of you. He's sweating now. He takes off the hoodie he was wearing and then takes off your underwear.

He slips back into you and goes back to the pace he was moving at before. His hands grip onto your waist. Your hands go to pull your shirt up, exposing your bare tits to him. Kenma stares down at your body as it jolts and jiggles with every one of his thrusts. Your hands trance his torso , your nails grazing down his body, sending shivers down his spine.

You cover your mouth as you get closer to your first orgasm of the night. Kema reaches over and swats your hand away from your mouth, silently telling you to keep them off your face. After a while, you finally cum, screaming his name and other profanities. Your back arches from the bed and your head gets thrown back. Your moans get shaky and so does your legs.

"Yeah... yeah..." kenma mutters, his eyes never leaving your face throughout your orgasm. Once your body relaxes, he pulls out and replaces his dick with his middle and ring finger. He pumps his fingers inside you and quickly.

"Pussys so perfect..." he says quietly. You almost couldn't hear him over your own moans. After a bit, he stops and puts his dick back inside you.

"Mmm... I love you, Ken..." you look up at him and bite your lower lip. He starts moving, his pace slows but hard. He pulls almost fully out, slowly, and thrusts back in so hard it makes you jump forward, makes your pussy let out a squelching noise, and makes the bed squeak beneath you.

You moan and reach up, grabbing him by his hair and pulling him in for a kiss. The kiss is very sloppy. Your teeth clash every once in a while, drool runs down your chins and smears all over your lips, you bite your tongues every once in a while too. His pace of slow and hard doesn't last very long. Now he's just going fast.

He starts getting closer and closer to his peak. He's sweating, panting more than you are. Well you're just moaning and screaming his name. Not a lot of panting coming from your mouth. He rests his elbows on either side of your head, his face centimeters away from yours. You grip onto his back and his pace gets faster and sloppier.

"Fuck... I'm coming."

"Yeah?... ohhh... inside... Kenma, come inside me.."

And with that, he leans in and bites your jawline and neck softly. He moans as he finally reaches his peak, spilling inside you. He presses his sweaty forehead against yours as he comes down from his orgasm.

Kenma looks down at you and kiss your lips, instantly becoming a makeout.

"...more." You pant out.

"Wait a minute..." Kenma replies, more out of breath than you.

"Please?"

"You have more stamina than me. Let me regen."

"Mmm..."

He goes back to lazily kissing you, slowly picking up his composure. And regaining his lost energy.

"I wanna eat your pussy, lay on the pillows."

"Woah. Okay."

You move to lay your head on the pillows and he lays between your legs, opening them more. Kenma presses a kiss against your pussy, looking up at you for a reacting. Which you gave him, of course. He presses his tongue flat on your pussy, like he's testing the waters.

He uses his thumbs to spread you open, exposing your pussy fully to him. He finds your clit immediately and swirls his tongue around it, his lips wrapping around it and sucking it a couple times. You moan and reach down, your hand going straight to his hair. You use both hands to gather up his hair and tie it back as he eats you out.

After a while, he inserts his middle and ring finger into your pussy, moving it in and out slowly. You move your hips to grind your pussy against his mouth, moaning breathlessly. God, was he good at this.

It didn't take long for you to hit your second orgasm of the night, this time against his mouth. Your thighs clench around his head and your back arches. Once you calm down, you open your legs again, letting Kenma breathe. He's panting with a mix of your juices and his drool all over his lips. He licks his lips, his eyes drooping as he rests his cheek against your trembling inner thigh.

"I wanna return the favor."

"Hm?"

His hands massage your hips as he looks up at you.

"I wanna suck your dick."

"Mkay..."

It was like he was on autopilot every since he came inside you. Kenma moves to sit on the edge of the bed while you get on your knees in front of him. You pull his sweatpants down to his ankles and spread his legs further apart. You hear his panting getting shakier. You lick from the base of his dick to the tip, all while looking up at him. His face is extremely red at this point and he's looking down at you, his hair covering his face a little.

You suck on his tip and take almost all of him inside your mouth. You wrap your hand around the base, where you couldn't take, and start bobbing your head up and down. Kenma throws his head back, moaning softly. He uses one hand to push your hair back out of your face, and the other to cover his mouth. You have one hand on his dick, the other trailing up his torso, sending shivers up his spine.

"Fuck... you're wonderful... I love you..." Kenma praises, his eyes going back to you.

You laugh a little against his dick, sending vibrations to him. He moans, biting his lower lip. It doesn't take long for him to get close to his peak. "...coming..." he says through his gritted teeth. He grips onto your hair, holding you in place. He thrusts slowly up into your mouth a couple times before he finally cums down your throat. You gag and swallow his load, staying in your spot for a while.

You pull away and rest your cheek against his trembling thigh. Kenma throws himself back to lay his back on the bed. He pushes his hair out of his sweaty face and just looks up at the ceiling, panting. You get up from the floor and crawl to his side.

"No more."

He looks at you, wide eyed. You laugh and snuggle close to him.

"No more."

You agree. You stayed cuddled up for a while before you pulled yourself up and pulled your shirt down and got back onto the pillows. Kenma saw and did the same; pulling his sweatpants back up and snuggling close to you.

"You're sexy."

"Huh?"

You laugh and his face goes even more red.

"I love you"

"...I love you too."

You look up at him and kiss him on the lips, softly this time. He rosipricates your kiss, which turns into a slow, intimate make out. Which continues until you fall asleep in eachothers arms.

My phone shit the bed for like 2 days but started working again this morning

We are so back chat

(Sorry if it's shit)

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I'm cooking

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guys is the disconnect fandom on tumblr still alive 🥹

[atisecnom]

Could you write about a fem reader just doing her makeup when the Hanks spot her and all of them want their makeup done, but she obviously doesn't have the makeup for all of their skin tones, so she has to pick up more makeup at the store in order to do all five of the mens' makeup. 😭 I LOVED reading your work for the Hanks and thought this idea was cute lol 💗💗

Did itttt 😛

Here!

[atisecnom]

GIRLS NIGHTTTTT!♡

Characters: The Hanks (Date Everything), f!reader

Warnings/CW: Hank 3 is in med school, reader has the same skin tone as Hank 5 sorry chat, I detailed Hanks 1 and 3s makeover and ran through the rest, dirty jokes, other

Summary: You're putting on your makeup for the night and your boyfriends get intrigued by this and want you to do theirs. So you spend your night doing their makeup- with some tension- and taking pictures.

A/N: I just watched Disconnect (2013), y tf is there NOTHING with Ben boyd on this app and ao3 😒🤨

It's 7pm. You're sitting at your vanity, doing your makeup. Its not like you're going anywhere. You're just getting ready to get ready, maybe take some pictures of yourself and post them later.

There's some noises from downstairs, which isn't unnatural. It'd be more suspicious if there was NO noise while your boyfriends are here. You heard the door open and a chorus of "Bro!"s errupt. You assume Hank 3 was home from med school. And your theory was proved right when you heard walking and running up the stairs. All of your boyfriends burst into your room, Hank 3 carrying his bookbag.

He walks up to you as the other Hanks flop onto your bed. "Hey sweetstuff," Hank 3 kisses your hairline; which is exposed because of your headband that you use when you're doing your makeup. "Hi," you reply with a smile.

You start putting on concealer over the foundation you already put on. "Whacha doing?" Hank 4 walks up to you. He leans his head on yours as he watches you in the mirror's reflection. "Makeup," you say as you pat the concealer in. "Raaaaaaad," Hank 4 kisses your head, his goofy, stupid, toothy smile plastered on his face.

"Woah dude. You should like totally do our makeup too," Hank 1 says and stands up from the bed. "Yeah!" The rest of the Hanks yell at the same time.

"Hmmmm," you think. "Okay. Let me finish my face first..." The Hanks light up at that. They all let out "okay!"s and you continue your makeup procedure.

Hank 3 goes to the kitchen and gets himself a snack, then comes back to the bedroom and eats on the bed. Hanks 4 and 1 are arm wrestling while Hank 5 acts as the referee. Hank 2 watches the arm wrestle, his eyes occasionally flicking to you and the mirror.

"Bro! I'm so frickin Chad at this!" Hank 4 yells as he wins the third arm wrestle in a row with Hank 1.

"Chad?" Hank 1 replies.

"First Kevin, now Chad? You okay, homie?" Hank 2 questions.

"Bros. Chad as in like... the boss. The best," Hank 4 explains.

The rest of the Hanks let out a chorus of "ohhhhh"s and "gnarly"s as they try to understand Hank 4.

A long while later, you finally finish doing your makeup. "Okay. I'm done, you five. Who's up first?"

"Me!" They all shout at the same time. "Rock, Paper, Scissor it out," you say. They all agree and start battling themselves. Hank 1 ultimately wins to go first.

You make him sit in your vanity chair and you sit on his lap, each leg on each side of his lap. His hands go to the spot where your thighs and ass connect and pulls you closer a little, letting you get comfortable. The rest of the Hanks gather around watching; Hanks 3 and 4 on the left and 5 and 2 on the right.

Hank 1 wraps his arms around your waist as you start working on him. You don't have all their shades yes but you'll work with what you have. You don't have the money to spend on makeup products that you'll only use for tonight and for five people anyway.

Hank 1s skin is already smooth and beautiful so there's no need for foundation or concealer or anything. Thank God.

You start by curling his lashes, coating them in mascara. Then doing his eyebrows. You ask him what eyeshadow he wants and he of course chooses orange. You start with white, then layer with orange, including some glitter.

"Woahhhh! Sparkles!" Hank 4 says.

"Damn you're like Picasso, baby!" Hank 3 butts in.

"Woahhhh," Hanks 2 and 5 say at the same time.

After a while, you're finally done. Hank 1 has orange eyeshadow with some glitter, sharp eyeliner, and some glittery lipgloss.

"Bro! You look like a princess!" Hank 2 says.

"Yeah!" Hank 5 agrees.

"Now you're not only handsome, but now you're pretty too, bro!" Hank 3 says.

"You look rad bro!!" Hank 4 says.

You scoot off of Hank 1s lap and let himself look into your vanity mirror.

"Woah! I look gnarly, homie!" He turns to you and kisses you on the cheek, leaving a big glittery kiss mark behind. "You did so good!" Hank 1 says with a big smile on his face. "Thank you!" You reply with a smile.

"Me! My turn, my turn!" Hank 3 says happily. He sits on your vanity chair and pulls you onto his lap. You giggle and Hank 3 pecked your lips and grab onto your hips.

"Bro. Pose quick pose," Hank 5 pulls out his phone and starts snapping pictures of Hank 1 in his new makeup look.

You sit on Hank 3s lap and start doing his makeup. Like Hank 1, you start with the eye lashes. Then, his eyeliner. Then, pressing eyeshadow into his eyebrows, since you don't have a ginger eyebrow pencil. You reach for the eye shadow pallet and look at him. "Blue?" He replies with a soft "mhm". You apply blue eye shadow onto his eyelids. "Hmmmmmm... red would look good here, " you think out loud. "Whatever you say, gorgeous," Hank 3 agrees. You take out some red lipstick and put it on his lips. As you do his makeup, Hanks 5 and 2 snap pictures of Hank 1 and his new look as he poses.

You finally finish making up Hank 3. He has blue ombre eyeshadow, short eyeliner, and red matte lipstick. You move out of the way and let him look into the mirror. Like Hank 1, everyone erupted in compliments towards Hank 3. Hank 3 pulled you in and kiss your lips. It almost goes to a full make out but you pull away.

"Don't get distracted," you laugh. Now you have red lipstick smudge on your lips.

You go one by one, doing all of their makeup.

Hank 5 had green eyeshadow, pink eyeliner and clear lipgloss. Hank 4 had purple and orange ombre eyeshadow, black eyeliner and transparent orange lipgloss. Hank 2 had red eyeshadow, pink eye liner and red lipstick.

By the end you had kisses all over you, of all different colors. Theres a glittery kiss mark on your right cheek, a red smudged kiss mark on your lips, another red mark on your left cheek, an orange lipgloss kiss mark on your nose and cheek bone, and a clear lipgloss mark on your forehead and jawline. And all of the Hanks have eachothers kiss marks all over their faces.

"I'm all sticky," you joke, talking about the lipgloss.

"Are you?" Hank 3 grins.

"No like my face is sticky-" you cut yourself off.

"That's what she said!" Everyone- including you- says at the same time.

You all laugh and when it does down, Hank 5 speaks up. "Yo bro. Pose," you points his phone camera at you. You pose a couple times as all 5 of them start snapping photos of you and your face full of kisses.

The night was full of snapping pictures, videos, and a whole lot of kissing and making out- started by Hank 3.

They did not want to take the makeup off because- as Hank 2 said it- "when an artist is done with a painting, they don't wipe the paint off." All of the Hanks reacted like it was the most mind-blowing and smartest thing that he ever said ever. But you tell them that it could ruin their skin and the bedsheets and they finally listened.

One by one, you wipe their face down and go tell them to wash their face. Then, you do the same and start getting ready for bed. Well, you get ready for bed, Hank 2 does too, and the rest of them go downstairs to goof off a little to tire themselves out.

Sorry if this sucked 💔

I'm getting like so distracted from writing

I gotta lock back in

Edit: I DIDN'T ADD TAGS😭

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"We're dating?!" "...yeah?" ♡

Characters: Kenma Kozume (Haikyuu), gn!reader

Warnings/CW: silly fighting, cussing, slight brainrot lingo coming from the reader (and a bit from kenma), other stuff idk

Summary: You're hanging out with your boy best friend that you have a crush on, a plan to tell him how you feel in your head. But during the hangout at his place, you find out you two have been more than friends for months.

A/N: I have like a gazillion things to write fml 💔💔💔

It's 9:03pm. You're watching Kenma, your best friend, play Minecraft on his PC. He sits in his gaming chair while you sit on a vanity chair next to him, his grey cat in your lap. The vanity chair he bought specifically for when you come over and want to be by him while he games. The vanity chair that sits in the corner of his room when you aren't there.

"I'm cold," you sit up, holding his cat in your arms. Kenma doesn't peel his eyes off the screen. "You can get the blanket from my bed if you want," he says. "Can i?" You question. He replies with a 'mhm'. You get up and take his blanket and wrap it around yourself, sitting back down on your chair.

Your mind wonders away from Kenmas gaming and towards your inner conflict at the moment. You have a big FAT crush on your best friend. You've liked him for a looooong time, and you planned to ask him to be your boyfriend tonight. But eveytime you're near him, your brain fuzzes up and you forget the script you made for yourself in your head. Like... how could you not feel all fuzzy right now? You have your music playlist playing softly while you watch the man you've fallen in love with play the game he mostly only plays when you're around, cuddled up in his blanket with his cat cuddled up in your lap.

Minutes go by, and you're still contemplating how you're going to tell your friend your feelings. You've been friends for a little over 2 years now. What if he rejects you and your feelings ruin the friendship? You subconsciously lean against his arm, and he leans into it. There's been so many signs that he's a LITTLE interested in you. At the least. But still, what if he's just friendly? Doesn't matter. Either way, you're telling him how you feel, no matter what. This is your time. Cmon.

"Kenma?" You break the silence between you two. "Mh," he replies, not taking his eyes off the screen. Deeeeeep breath. "... I like you."

...

Silence.

"Like... like like you," you clarify. Kenma slumps back in his chair and looks over at you. You're scared. "Huh?" He looks confused a little. Terrified. "I have a little crush on you," You're lying. It's a fat crush. "Do you... maybe want to be like... boyfriend girlfriend?" You're beyond nervous. Petrified. Kenma hasn't said ANYTHING. Maybe you shouldn't ha-

"We've been dating for like 3 months?" Kenma finally speaks. Huh. "Huh?" Now it's your turn to be confused. "You've been my girlfriend for 3 months," he repeats. What? "I what?" "Yeah."

...

"We've been dating for months and I didn't know?!" You're shocked. More than shocked actually. "I thought you knew??" Now you're both confused. "No! What??" You two just stare at eachother.

"Do you know how much courage it took to tell you I like you?!" You look betrayed. Kenma just laugh a little. Great, now he's laughing AT you. "I thought you knew," he snickered out. "You never asked me out or anything! How was I supposed to know?!" "We do couple stuff all the time?? I thought it was obvious."

Okay, now everything's making sense. The constant sleepovers, the vanity chair, your clothes being at his place, his clothes being at your place, hanging out every weekend, his laptop wallpaper being a selfie of you, his Skype profile picture being you, Kuroo calling him your "future husband" a little too casually, all of his social media profile pictures being you, his phone password being your birthday, his lockscreen being your favorite color, him having your contact name as a heart...

Okay, maybe you were just dumb.

"Can we kiss?" You break the silence. Say yes say yes say yes... "Yeah..." Kenma breathes out. He's a little red, but it's hard to see from how dark it is in his room. You lean in slowly, and so does he. And finally, your lips connect. Your hands move from petting his cat- that's still on your lap- to resting on his neck. One of his hands cup your cheek. The kiss was a little messy. Very unexperienced. But ay, a kiss is a kiss.

Slowly, you two pulled away. Kenma looks more nervous than you are. "You're fake as fuck for not telling me we're dating," you laugh. "Okay bro..." kenma looks away and back to his screen. "Bro?" You sound offended, but he knows better than to believe it's true offense.

"Oooo Imma be so annoying now that I know you're mine," you kiss his cheek. "You can get more annoying?" Kenma asks. You swat his arm and scoot your chair closer to his, comfortably putting your head back on his shoulder as he goes back to Minecraft. Your arms go back around to the sleeping cat on your lap.

There was a sweet silence. There was nothing to be said anyway. You shared a kiss with the man you're in love with and found out you've been having a boyfriend for months.

"Wait, I gotta update my homegirl," you say and wip out your phone. "Update?" Kenma questions, looking down at you. He watches as you type out 'I got the huzz' and send it to your friend. "What the..." he cringes. As if he doesn't use 'huzz' too. You laugh at his reaction and his disgusted facial expression softens up at the sound of your laugh.

"Your face is funny," you laugh. "Ugly?" He misheard. "Funny!" You repeat. Can't hear for shit.

Kenma keeps playing Minecraft as you watch. "I wanna keep kissing you," you break the silence again. "Huh?" He turns to you, red in the face. "I wanna keep kissing you," you repeat. He slumps back into his chair a little, his game now ignored (for once). He mutters out a little 'okay'.

As you lean in, he starts leaning in as well, his face getting redder by the second. Your lips finally connect. The kiss is still the same sloppy and unexperienced kiss from before, but it feels so damn good. Your fingers run through his hair and you two softly make out. There's intimacy in the air, but not the lustful intimacy- the romantic intimacy.

Kenmas hand goes down, touching your knee as you kiss. Suddenly, his cat- which was still in your lap- attacks his hand. "Ow! You little sh-" Kenma pulls away from the kiss, examining his hand. Light scratch. It's not bleeding. "Read the room," he frowns at his cat. The animal let's out a loud meow and cuddles back against you and the blanket.

You laugh and hold onto the cat. "Literally not funny," Kenma frowns at you. "Kinda funny." "No." "Very funny." "No." You sick your tongue out at him. He pushed your head a bit, still frowning but it's softer now.

"You gunna go back to Minecraft or have I distracted you?" You ask. There's a pause. "I'm distracted," he replies.

"My rizz is unMATCHED. I'm the best," you say. Kenma looks away so you can't see his face. He's either cringing or blushing. You guess blushing. Kenma turns back to you. "No. I pulled you. So I'm better," he retorts.

"Remember a doubled your score in CoD once," you remind him, "I'm better."

"Yeah. That was once and it was last year."

"A win is a win."

Before you could say more, Kenma pulls you in and kisses you again. He's trying to silence you. You kiss back though. Of course you do. You two kiss for a while before you two pull away for air. Your foreheads touch, his hand cupping your cheek.

"Kiss me more..." Kenma whispers.

"🎶Won't you kiss me more🎶-" you start singing.

"[Nickname]."

"Sorry. Had to. Cmere..."

For the first time in forever, Kenma wasnt focused on his video games. From then on, that night was spent kissing rather than talking and gaming. But you wouldn't have it any other way.

Tired

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Random thought out of all the hanks, which one do u think would be at eating 😺 is there any of them who would be an actual munch

Just sum to think bout..... or write hehe

Just did it queen 😛

Here

[atisecnom]

😼 eating hcs ♡

Characters: The Hanks (Date Everything), f!reader

Warning: overstimulation, pussy eating (obvi), praise, squirting, tongue penetration, other stuff I forgot

Summary: Title pretttyyyyyy self explanatory.

A/N: be patient if u request anything pls I'm a one man show I can only write sm 💔

Ok, out of all the Hanks, Hank 4 is the biggest munch out of all of them fssssss

Hank 3 is a close second tho.

Back to Hank 4, yk those videos of kittens eating their milk sludge mixtures and when the owner pulls them away, the kitten is like covered in sludge and struggles to go back to the sludge? Hank 4 is the kitten and the sludge mixture is your pussy. (I rlly rlly hope u get what I'm saying 😭)

He can eat you out for like hourrrrsssss if you let him.

Even when you try to pull him away, he does NOT get off of you.

You could be boreline pulling out his hair from how much you're trying to pull him away, but it takes another Hank or two to pull him away from your pussy. (Have you peeped those muscles?) And even after he gets pulled away, he's all slumping and sad cuz he didn't wanna stop.

The other Hanks have to put on a timer when he has a turn with you.

When he eats you out, his tongue is all over your pussy. He sometimes slips his tongue inside you.

He shakes his head from side to side when his lips wrap around your clit.

AND he hums sm. It sends vibrations to your clit and it feels soooooo good.

Overstimulates you to. The. Max.

His pace won't change before, after, or during your orgasms

His hands stay on your legs, forcing them apart while his lips and tongue do all the work.

He's made you squirt multiple times.

Also made you cry a couple times from overstimulation. When he realized you're crying THEN he pulls away. If you tell him to continue tho he gladly will do so.

...

Now, Hank 3.

While Hank 4 uses his mouth to give pleasure to every single inch of your pussy, Hank 3 focuses on your clit.

He doesn't keep his hands on your legs to keep them open, he has one holding you in place on your waist and another usually inside you.

Hank 3 loooves the feeling of being crushed by your thighs when he hits that sweet spot.

He always has his lips and tongue abusing your clit while his finger (or fingerS) pump inside you, his other hand roaming all over your body.

Just like Hank 4, when you cum, Hank 3 doesn't stop whatever he's doing with you.

He made you squirt once and he never stopped talking and bragging about it for MONTHS.

He loves to eat you out while another Hank is fucking you. (He prefers Hank 1)

Eats you out from behind too

He prefers it actually, to eat you from behind. He just likes ass

When he's eating it from the back, he makes you arch your back and have your legs open, on your hands and knees on the bed.

NOW, he's using his hands to either had his hands on your back, forcing your back to arch, or your thighs, forcing them open.

And yk that bump on his nose does WONDERS.

...

Hank 5 is the most passionate out of all of them.

I'm talking hand holding, sweet talking, kissing your thighs.

BIIIIG on hand holding.

He holds your hands with both of his, your legs on his shoulders, your back arching.

He eats your pussy like he's making out with it.

Mainly uses his lips, not his tongue. (But he DOES use both)

He tilts his head to get better angles too.

Before your orgasm, he's going sensually and slowly, taking his time with you. During your orgasm, he eats you out still but slower, working you through it. After your orgasm, he pulls away and kisses your inner thighs until you've calmed down a little. Then he dives back in.

Usually makes you come 2 or 3 times every night.

Gives you tons of hickeys on your inner thighs.

Never made you squirt before BUT that's not a bad thing. He's just too gentle for that.

He mutters praise against your pussy while he eats you out.

And he knows exactly what to say to get you red in the face too.

He makes sure not to over work or overestimate you. And once you're fully satisfied, he crawls on top of you and kisses you softly.

While the others eat you out, he kisses your neck and lips and everywhere he can reach.

...

Now to Hank 1.

Also a very passionate eater.

He likes tongue fucking you while his thumb rubs your clit.

He moans while he eats your pussy. He gets louder when you moan louder too.

With one hand, he tubs your clit while his other hand squeezes and caresses your hips, stomach and boobs.

Like Hank 3, he likes to eat you out from behind. Though he's more gentle and passionate with his movements.

It's like he's making out with your pussy while Hank 3 is IN IT.

He wants you to ride his face fr. And isn't afraid of asking for it.

It turns him on when another Hank is kissing you while he eats your pussy and you struggle to kiss them back because you're moaning too much.

By the time he's done with you he has your juices and saliva all over his mouth, chin and cheek.

When you get close, he moves up to suck on your clit.

Makes you orgasm at least 2 or 3 times a round.

Before your orgasm, he goes at a medium pace. Not too fast not too slow. During your orgasm, he moves up to suck on your clit. After your orgasm, he slowly drags his tongue all over your pussy until you're not so sensitive anymore. Then asks you if he can continue and if you agree, he dives back in.

...

Hank 2 is the gentlest one.

He just focuses on if you're overstimulated or not. And if you are, he stops.

Eye contact and hand holding while he eats you out.

Likes it when you pull his hair, pushing him closer.

He's a little sloppy when he eats. He doesn't focus on one area, his tongue and lips are touching everywhereeeeee.

Also likes it when you ride his face. He likes when you're in control.

^^^also likes 69

His pace depends on what YOU want. If you want slow, he'll give you slow. If you want fast, he'll give you fast.

Like his pace, the amount of rounds depends on what YOU want. If you want just one or two, he'll give you that.

His pace stays the same before and during your orgasms.

He slows down and sometimes stops after it tho. He gives you a couple seconds to come back and asks you if you want more. If you agree to more, he starts by entering his middle and ring finger into your hole and slowly pumping it inside you. Then after a while, he takes them out and replaces them with his mouth.

While he preps you for his mouth again, he kisses you and praises you a ton.

He likes when you're on your back, your thighs pressed against the mattress, your legs on either side of your torso. His arms lay on your thighs, keeping them open as he eats your pussy. His hands hold yours, his fingers intertwining with his.

Teases you a little before diving in, kissing around your clit and inner thighs.

Doesn't stop for anything once he's in it.

Unless it's like an emergency and you're in danger. THEN, he's pulling away.

...

From roughest to gentlest it's: Hank 4, 3, 5, 1, and 2.

Hank 5 is a FREAK but he's just shy so you don't expect it fr.

Hanks 5 and 3 love eating you out at the same time.

Like imagine this:

You're laying on your bed. Hank 2 is on your left, kissing your head and using one hand to keep your leg open. Hank 4 is on your right, staring down at you and your body, his hand keeping your other leg open. Hanks 5 and 3 are both between your legs. Their tongues are clashing against eachother and against your clit. Hank 5 slowly pumps his middle finger in and out of you. Hank 3 uses his fingers to spread you wider to give him and 5 more room for their tongue to explore.

You throw your head back in pleasure, your fingers tangling in both of their hair. Hank 4 starts kissing and sucking on your neck. Your grip tightens on their hair and they both moan against eachothers mouths.

Hank 4 WOULD join in but homie needs his own space when eating pussy.

Hank 3 loves it tho.

Hank 3 and 5 eat your pussy while Hank 4 is under you, fucking you. Hanks 1 and 2 are by you, you're jerking one off and sucking another one off.

Everytime you guys have sex (lit every night), it starts off with them taking turns eating your pussy.

And they figure out who goes first via either Rock, Paper, Scissors or an arm wrestle.

Love my husbands

[atisecnom]

Romantic and gen HCs ♡🐈🍮♡

Characters: Kenma kozume (Haikyuu), gn!reader

Warnings: mention of dirty stuff like once, brainrot, other stuff idk

Summary: title is self explanatoryyyyy

A/N: I don't write enough for my bae

Chronically online. SOOOO chronically online.

He knows all the skibidi lore for no reason.

The easiest person to ragebait ever too.

AND cringes very easily.

Gets ragebaited then gets angrier when he realizes he got ragebaited.

Has the most creative insults known to man.

But if YOU get ragebaited, he is giggling up a storm.

If you post a picture of yourself and a guy compliments you, instantly going into your account and blocking them.

If you sing or dance for him, he just watches you with the dumbest smile on his face.

If you come with him to his after-school practices, he does significantly worse while obviously trying to be the best to impress you.

He gets red and nervous very easily.

Loves gaming with you, himself, kuroo, and maybe a friend of yours. But he'll never admit he loves those hangouts.

^^^if it's his turn to choose the game, he chooses Mario kart every time

Accidently insults you so many times and when you genuinely look hurt, he just slumps and quietly apologizes (he can't express emotions right ok) (and can't identify social cues)

If you play Just Dance with him, he barely moves fr. Like he moves the controller enough to get the perfect scores. You'd be sweating and outta breath after a song and he'd just be 🧍‍♂️ AND with a higher score than you.

He won't go to any event if you're not there.

His social battery dies so quick but you're like his battery fr.

Surprisingly good with kids.

Good with kids/babies, bad with toddlers.

He loves having deep talks with you at like 12am.

Has your whole life with him planned out on the Sims.

And on minecraft, he modeled his skin after you.

Every social media platform, his pfp was either you or his cat. UNTIL he got a picture of you with his cat, and now that's his pfp everywhere.

His lockscreen is either you or your favorite color.

It's like when men in the olden times get sent to war and they have a picture of their wife and kids in their hat.

Has broken multiple controllers and keyboards.

And headphones.

He rages easily, we've gotten over this.

Kuroo teases him about your relationship every day. Kenma just 😒 at him.

He once went to a corner store to get condoms and he ran into Kuroo in the store and he picked fun at him for dayssss.

Makes dirty jokes all the time.

His laugh is like silent, then takes a breath and let's out a small audible laugh, then it goes back to being silent.

Gets giggly when he's sleep deprived.

He loves when you play with his hair.

Secret vocaloid fan.

Mac n cheese + Dino nuggets warrior

He can whistle so good.

He thought you guys were dating for like 3 months until you confessed to him and he was like ?????

All of his favorite songs and music artists have like 200 views on them and nobody knows who they are.

Can't swim.

All of his TikTok reposts are either game related or brainrot humor.

He LIVES for drama but doesn't like it when he's IN drama.

He started streaming while in highschool but only got big when he got older and became a CEO and allat stuff.

Dresses like Adam Sandler most of the time.

You got yourself and him matching alpha wolf hoodies and he wears them out so nonchalantly.

He LOVES giving gifts to you. On birthdays, he's giving you like 10 gifts.

Can't hear for shit.

On Halloween, he only dresses up if he has someone to match him.

^^^usually you or Kuroo

Coffee or tea? He's choosing tea every time.

Doesn't really go energy drinks that much, he just naturally has that "I live off of energy drinks" vibes.

Animals love him. They go up to him #snowwhite

He doodles a lot during class.

^^^he doodles you and him, just you, and/or cats.

Sends you every video that's like "we used to pick bananas together all the time. But you forgot." And it's a picture of two monkeys kissing.

Love him fr

Head hurts

Sorry if it's ooc this is just how I see him 💔

[atisecnom]

Now what if I write about Hanks 3 and 5 eating u out at the same time

What if

[atisecnom]

EXTREME MAKE OUT TIME! ♡♡

Characters: The Hanks (Date Everything), afab!reader

Warnings: readers lowkey giving virgin loser energy, mentions ready has a viamgina and boobs, making out (durr), men kissing 🤯

Summary: It's your first time participating in your boyfriends' "extreme group makeout" activity.

A/N: inspired by the line they say in the game "take off that mouthguard- it's extreme make-out time!" 😋 this been in the drafts for agesss

This is not proofread

You're laying on your bed, doom scrolling on your phone. It's been what feels like ages since your boyfriends left the house to go their next little adventure. It took a lot of convincing, but you were allowed to stay home while they went out. Usually, they string you along everywhere but you had a stomach ache in the morning and was NOT in the correct shape to do parcore and other Hank activities.

The Hanks are always out for long periods of time, but you miss them. The house is deathly quiet whenever they aren't here. You contemplated calling them on the phones you bought for them (rip to your bank account), but you knew they probably wouldn't be able to answer.

Finally, you hear the front door open from your bedroom and the voices of your boyfriends' happy yelling fill the house. They're home.

The five burst into your bedroom, laughing and jumping around, still full of adrenaline. "You know what time it is?!" Hank 1 yells. "Extreme make-out time, baby!" Hank 3 replies. Extreme huh?

Your relationship is still new, not FRESH new, but still new. You haven't heard of "extreme make-out time" yet. What other things do they do that you don't know about yet?? Guess you'll have to figure them all out as time goes by.

You put your phone down and scoot up on the bed as the five men sit on the bed. "Wait. What do you mean "extreme make-out time"?" You question. "It's simple," Hank 2 starts. "Very, bro," Hank 4 continues, "We all make-out until we can't breathe no more, baby!" "And now that you're here... you can join our... activity," Hank 3 grins at you, his hand trailing up your thigh.

"How do I..." you trail off, turning a little red. "Just gotta go with the flow, bro," Hank 1 says, his hand on your back comfortably. "Yeahhh, baby. You're good with your mouth on other thingssssss. You'll be a natural," Hank 3 says, his face turning a little red. And with all 10 eyes in the room looking at you, you give them a nod, agreeing to their activity.

"Whos kissing them first?" Hank 2 asks the group. "...rock, paper, scissors!" Hank 5 says, setting his hands up for the game. All other 4 Hanks put their hands up and they all start playing. In the end, Hanks 3 and 4 are left to battle themselves. "Can't we stop here with two, bros? I mean technically... babes got two sets of lips on them..." Hank 3 says. You let out a quiet 'huh' as the rest of the Hanks groan and cringe at what Hank 3 said. They always groan and cringe when he starts talking like that or flirting.

"Mannnnn that's for later! We're focusing on the lips on the face, bro. Save the pussy eating for later, I want kisses," Hank 4 says. They have one more Rock, Paper, Scissors game and Hank 4 wins. He scoots over to you, sitting next to you on the bed. He instantly grabs your face and kisses you roughly.

You struggle to kiss back with the same sudden passion. Your eyes turn to the rest of the Hanks, who were busy with eachother already; Hank 1 towering over Hank 2 as he lays on the bed, making out, and Hanks 3 and 5 sitting on the bed side by side, making out as well.

After a bit, you get the hang of Hank 4s kiss and wrap your arms around his neck, moaning softly against his lips. Once he senses you're comfortable, he touches and feels on your waist. He shifts so you're fully laying on the bed with him on top of you, your fingers in his hair. The room was filled with kissing noises and saliva mixing. Turned you on a little bit.

A couple minutes of pass, and you and Hank 4 pull apart for air. Instead of coming back to your lips, he scoots away and Hank 3 towers over you, that shit-eating grin on his now red face. "Hey baby," he purrs out and leans in, kissing you and getting quickly passionate. Hank 3 caresses your thighs and ass as you two make out. Hank 4 is now making out with Hank 1; Hank 5 with Hank 2.

You moan against Hank 3s lips and tongue, your hands gripping his shoulder and the back of his neck. Hank 3s kiss is more lustful and rough compared to Hank 4s. Hank 3s hand trails up your body slowly, and lands right under boobs. He pulls away a little, panting and staring down at you. You nod and he pulls you back in. His hand goes to your boob, softly kneading it as you make out. You moan and Hank 3 pulls away, grinning, and attaches his lips to your neck, biting and sucking it. You look over at the other Hanks making out, whining as Hank 3 abuses your neck.

Hank 4s hand cups Hank 1s cheek as they make out, sitting on opposite ends of the bed and leaning to them. Hank 1 ruins his han through Hank 4s hair as they both let out soft noises of pleasure.

Hank 5s arms wrap around Hank 2s neck as they make out too. They sat next to eachother, one of Hank 2s hands are on Hank 5s thigh. Apart from you, Hank 5 is the loudest in the room. You're still the loudest, tho.

You look back down to Hank 3 and pull him up, kissing his lips again. A couple seconds after your lips reconnect, he's pulled away by Hank 1. "Save some candy for me, bro!" He yells and pulls you in, kissing you. You hold onto his arms as Hank 3 moves to kiss Hank 4, Hanks 5 and 2 still going at eachother.

Hank 1s kiss is more passionate and gentle compared to Hanks 4 and 3. He takes his time with each kiss. He wraps his arms around your waist, making your back arch off the bed. Your hands squeeze his biceps. Your hands trailing up his arms slowly and your arms wrap around his neck, pulling him as close as possible. Slowly, his kisses get a little rougher, almost matching Hank 4s roughness.

Speaking of Hank 4, he and Hank 3 are going at it. They're the roughest kissers out of all 6 of you. They're the loudest in the room now, but not by moan, but by smacking sounds. Hank 3 towers above Hank 4, who's laying down, perpendicular to you. Hank 3 holds onto Hank 4s hips, squeezing tightly. Hank 4 holds onto Hank 3s face with his hand. Hanks 3s hand trails down, tracing Hank 4s V line.

Hank 2 and 5 are still kissing, their make-out descalating a bit. It's softer now, but that just makes Hank 5s soft moans louder.

After a couple minutes of making out, Hank 1 pulls away, his arms slowly and teasingly unwrapping themselves around your waist, caressing it as you pull away. Hank 2 scoots over to you. He uses his thumb accross your bottom lip, cleaning up some saliva on your lip. Who's saliva? At the point, who knows. Hank 2 kisses you softly. It takes a while for the kiss to turn into a full on makeout tho.

Your hands run through his hair, Hank 2s hands are cupping your face. They slowly trail down to your shoulder. The kiss quickly escalates. Your arms go around his neck, pulling him as close as possible.

Hanks 3 and 4 are still making out as Hanks 1 and 5 start kissing. Hank 1 pulls Hank 5 onto his lap and his arms circle his waist. Hank 5s arms wrap around Hank 1.

Hank 2 pulls you on top of him. His back hits the mattress and you sit on his waist. His hand trails down your back, over your ass and down to your thighs. Your arms around around his neck, propping his head up. A couple minutes of kissing, you pull away, panting. You mutter a soft "wait..." and nuzzle your face into the crook of his neck. Your panting, out of breath.

The rest of the Hanks turn to look at you and Hank 2. "Damn," Hank 3 says, very obviously staring at your ass. You let out a tired laugh. "Give me a second," you mutter against Hank 2s neck. "You okay, baby?" Hank 2 asks. He pulls your face up to look at him in the eyes, showing his very concerned eyes. You nod and clarify that you're okay. You pull him in and continue the kiss. Hank 3 let's out a laugh and reaches over and slaps your ass. You yelp when his hand harshly lands on your ass and Hank 3 laughs and goes back to his makeout with Hank 4.

A looooong while later, minutes of making out later, Hank 2 sits up, his hands gripping onto your waist. You peck his lips one last time and scoot away from him. The rest of the Hanks pull apart from eachother. Hank 2 and 3 start kissing, Hank 3 get on top of him, kissing him passionately. Hanks 4 and 1 start making out too, Hank 1s hand cupping Hank 4s cheek.

Hank 5 kisses you passionately, gently. The most gentle kiss out of all 5 of the men that just tasted the inside of you. You sit on his lap and tangle your fingers in his hair.

Minutes go by, and you're still kissing Hank 5. You pull away and kiss down his chin, then his neck softly. Hank 5 let's put a quiet moan, his hand tangling in your hair. You kiss back up his neck and to his lips. You push him down so you're on top of him and his laying on the bed. Hank 5s hands go under your shirt and caress your bare back with his hands. His hands trail up to your upper back.

You two pull apart, panting. You smile down at him and hug him, his face nuzzling into your neck. One after the other, they all stop kissing. Hank 3 falls into the bed, on his back. "Phew. That was great, guys. Same time next week?" All the Hanks agree. "Next week?" You question, " you guys do this every week?"

"Yeah, bro," Hank 2 says, the other Hanks following in agreement. "Where have I been?" You ask. "Either asleep, or like gone or something," Hank 5 says. "And we learned the hard way to not wake you up, hotstuff. You're scary when anybody interrupts you," Hank 3 says. "True," you mutter. Hank 1 laughs and pats your back, laying on the bed.

Same time next week.

Now you have something to look forward to.

I gave up half way through I'm so sorry 😭

Sorry this was SO late

[atisecnom]

Guys omg Hanks 3 and 4 have matching tattoos

I'm guessing all the other Hanks have them too but they don't show

Couple goals fr

[atisecnom]

Hi, hi! Is it alright if I request F!reader x The Hanks? I have not seen enough fics and I am THIRSTY. You can either do gangbang or them taking turns, whichever floats your boat. And take your time homie ;]

Holy balls

Talk about perfect timing

I JUST wrote one like this

Right hya 😛😛

[atisecnom]

YAY MOVIE NIGHT!☆

Characters: The Hanks (Date Everything), F!reader

Warnings: Maybe bad grammer, sorry if anybody is ooc 💔, reader can be picked up, double penetration, triple penetration, quadruple penetration, cum eating, dirty talk (mainly by Hank 3), anal, reader has female anatomy and boobs, there's more smut than movie night, overstimulation, spanking, a liiiiittle bit of rough sex, a lot bit of lovey doovey sex, squirting, (tell me if I missed anything)

Summary: After a long and tiring adventure with your boyfriends, you decide to have a movie night. They chose the movies and you ordered pizza. And then, once the movies were over and the pizza was finished, you all get a little frisky in the bedroom.

A/N: I'm gunna write for Kenma next. Or the Hanks again. Idek 😛 this is rlly long sorry

Your front door bursts open, and 6 sweaty people run into your living room- you included. You're in athletic wear while the other five are in their infamous, almost superhero-like, bodysuits. Hank 3 flops onto the couch and pulls you down with him, holding onto your waist. You lean against him, panting from the "totally amazing adventure" you just had with the Hanks.

"Bro... that. Was. Awesome!" Hank 2 yelled. Hank 4 flopped onto the couch next to you and Hank 3. "I can't... feel my legs, homies," Hank 4 practically whines. "That's what she said," you and Hank 3 said at the same time. You both turn to eachother and give eachother a high five, a huge grin on his face.

"Guys," you say. Instantly, all heads turn to you. "We should have a movie night and pizza." All the Hanks' eyes lit up, and they agree (aka scream and shout in excitement). But first, you all went to your shared bedroom to pick out pajamas since you're all still in athletic wear.

Hank 1 put on a yellow-orange t shirt and grey sweatpants.

Hank 2 put on a red tank top and red sports shorts.

Hank 3 put on a black compression shirt and blue sweatpants.

Hank 4 put on a purple sports jersey (that he cut himself to be cropped) and white sports shorts.

Hank 5 put on a green sports jersey and white sports shorts (like Hank 4's but green and not cropped).

And you put on an oversized t-shirt and shorts.

You all ran to the living room again and piled up on the couch. "You guys choose the movie, I'm gunna doordash pizza," you say as you pull out your phone.

"Bros we HAVE to watch Fast and The Furious!" Hank 1 is the first to throw out a suggestion. "Nah man, let's watch The Avengers," Hank 2 replies. "No way, bro! We gotta watch Guardians of the Galaxy! That movie is SO GNARLY!" Hank 4 says. All of them discuss as you order the pizza. You lean against Hank 2 as you click around the app and finally confirm the order. "15 minutes till the foods here," you interrupt their very loud conversation over what movie is first. They all groan, complaining 15 minutes is a long time and that they're "starving".

"But guys, food tastes better when you're hungrier. So this is good, actually," you tell them. The all nod, agreeing with what you said.

"15 minutes is plenty of time to do some certain things..." Hank 3 scoots closer to you, grabbing onto your waist. The rest of the Hanks groan at Hank 3's flirting. "Broooo..." Hank 2 groans. "We never even last 15 minutes. It goes on for like... all night, bro," Hank 4 butts in, earning a laugh from both you and Hank 3.

"Let's wait out the pizza, babe," you say to Hank 3. "Fiiiiine," Hank 3 groans, his hand moving onto your thigh, "but once this movies over..." Hank 3 grins. "Yeah yeah," you let out a laugh.

Their topic goes right back to what movie they want to watch. Eventually, though, they just land on arm wrestling each other, and the winner of all rounds gets to choose the first movie of the night.

Unsurprisingly, Hank 1 won, and Fast and The Furious was first. But nobody wanted to start the movie without the food, of course, so you all just lounged around until there was a knock at the door and an alert on your phone that your order was delivered.

You grab the pizza and sit down, the Hanks howling in happiness as you set the pizzas down. You plop back down onto your seat on the couch and grab the remote and start clicking around to turn on the first movie. You're laying on the couch, snuggled up against Hank 3 on your left. Hank 5 cuddles against you at your right, Hank 4 is on the floor with his head between your thighs, his cheek against your thigh, Hank 2 cuddles up against Hank 5 and Hank 1 cuddles up against Hank 3.

...

It was like 10pm at night, and you finally finished all the movies everybody wanted to watch. All the pizza was gone, too.

"Oh em gee, I'm speeeent!" Hank 4 yawns and stretches. Everybody does the same and gets up. "Cmere!" Hank 1 yells and grabs onto you, picking you up and swinging you over his shoulder, his arms holding onto your legs. You shriek and laugh, holding onto him. The rest of the Hanks walk behind you two, conversating with eachother.

Hank 1 gently sits you on the bed, kissing your cheek. "Homies, I have an idea. If it's okay with the lady," Hank 3 grins and steps up a bit. "What is it?" You ask. "Well ya know... you've been taking us one at a time but how about we try... at the same time, sweetcheeks," Hank 3 says, looking at you then at the rest of the Hanks.

The Hanks' eyes widden, but just look at you for your reply. "I meeeeeeeean... if all of you want to, I'm down," you shrug and smile. "...are you sure? It not going to be too much?" Hank 2 speaks up, very obviously worried. "I'll be okay," you smile, reassuringly. Hank 3 bites his bent pointer finger, his face a little red. "I'm down," Hank 4 speaks next. And one by one, each Hank agrees to Hank 3's idea.

Hank 3 leans in and kisses you. Slowly, one by one, everybody strips off their clothes.

You lay on the bed, your head on the pillows. Hank 2 is the first to make a move, climbing on top of you and between your thighs. He starts kissing your neck, his hand trailing down your body and slowly rubbing your clit. Hank 2 slowly guides himself into you, his eyes locked onto you as you let out a small moan.

Hank 2 grabs your thighs as he moves slowly. "Need to prep you, bro-babe... don't wanna hurt you," Hank 2 pants and speeds up his thrusts into a medium pace. Hank 4 kneels by your side on your left and kisses your hairline. "Cmon, baby, you got to be as wet as possible to fit another," Hank 4 kiss your head and guides your hand between your legs, making you touch yourself as Hank 2 thrusts into you. Hank 3 comes up on your right, and kiss your lips. The kiss quickly turned into a make-out session. Hank 1 and 5 kneel by on the bed, slowly stroking themselves as they watch you and Hank 2 get it on.

"I call dibs," Hank 4 speaks on. "Bro nuh uh, I came forward with the idea. I should go first!" Hank 3 argues. "Br-" Hank 4 and 3s little argument was interrupted by your moans getting louder. Hank 2 pulles out and leans down to kiss you, whispering, "Not yet..." into your ear. Finally, Hank 3 and 4 come to an agreement: Hank 4 is going under you and Hank 3 is going in your mouth.

And that's what happened. Hank 4 lays on the bed and you lay on top of him, your back pressing against his chest. You turn your head and Hank 4 places a sloppy kiss onto your lips. You turn to look forward, Hank 2 coming back to settle between your legs. Hank 3 kneeled by your head, slowly stroking himself. Hank 1 kneels next to Hank 3, looking down at you. "You look... amazing babe..." Hank 5 speaks, kneeling by you on your right.

Hank 1 and 5 take each of your thighs, opening your legs as much as they can open. Hank 2 grabs onto 4s dick. Stroking it for a bit before guiding it into your pussy. You let out a quiet moan and lean your head back. Hank 2 scoots a little closer and puts his hands on your inner thighs, opening your legs a little more. "You feel so good, bro," Hank 4 moans out.

Hank 2 then presses his dick against you and slowly pushes himself into the same hole that Hank 4 is in. You let out a strangled moan and hold onto the nearest objects (which happened to be Hank 5's thigh and the bedsheets). "Fuck," Hank 2 moans. Hank 3 grabs onto your face and turns you to look at him and says, "You look so good taking two dicks at once, pretty," he presses a hard kiss onto your lips. "It's so hot..." He says between kisses.

Hank 2 is the first to move, thrusting inside you slowly, Hank 4 following after. Hank 2 grips onto your waist, his eyes locked onto your face. You moan, gripping onto anything your hands can reach. "You're so good, baby..." Hank 4 speaks from behind you. You moan louder as both Hank 4 and 2 move faster. "Ohhhhh god-" You moan.

Hank 3 gently (but not so gently) pulls your hair so your head moves back. He presses a hard kiss on your lips. "You're so hot" he grins down at you as you keep moaning. "Open up, baby." And you did. Hank 3 guides his dick into your mouth, letting out a loud, pornographic moan.

You move your head up and down on Hank 3s dick. "You feel so good, hot stuff..." He ends it with a laugh that morphs into a moan. All the Hanks move inside you, the other two Hanks staring down at you, holding your legs open.

You stare up at Hank 3, taking more and more of him into your mouth. "Careful, sweetstuff, we ate like 10 minutes ago," Hank 2 says, worried, through his moans. "Mmmhm..." you moan, still sucking Hank 3 off, but cautious. You reach over to your right, to Hank 5 and replace his hand with your own, stroking his dick.

After a while of Hanks 4 and 2 thrusting inside you, your head bobbing up and down Hank 3s dick and jerking off Hank 5, you feel yourself getting close to your first orgasm or the night. Your legs twitch in Hanks 5 and 1s grasps. Your hand speeds up around Hank 5, earning a moan and whine from the guy. "You're gunna cum, baby?" Hank 1 speaks. You let out a strangled moan, and a small gag as Hank 3 continues using your mouth.

"Fuuuck it feels good when you gag, baby..." Hank 3 practically laughs, but you can tell he's getting close too. Your legs twitch and shake as you get closer and closer to your peak. "Let go, cmon hun," Hank 1 eggs on and reaches down, rubbing your clit. That tipped you over the edge. You finally hit your first orgasm, moaning and gagging against Hank 3s dick. Your legs and body shakes and trembles as you cum. Hank 4 and 2 moan as you cum. "Ohhh... felt that... felt that..." Hank 2 moans as his pace slows down. Hank 4s pace slows down a bit but it's still moving.

You keep Hank 3 in your mouth and after a while, he grabs onto your hair and fucks your face. He moans loudly as he cums in your mouth and pulls out. Some of his cum trickled down your chin. Hank 3 bends down and licks his own cum off of your chin and kiss you. And of course, it instantly turns into a makeout.

After a bit, Hanks 2 and 4 start moving at the pace of before. You moan against Hank 3s lips. Hank 2 starts moaning softly and starts going faster. Hank 3 pulls away, grinning as he watches you moan as his pace speeds up. "You're so beauti-ful..." Hank 2 groans before he slams one last time into you as he cums inside you. He pulls out of you and Hank 4 slows down.

"You okay, pretty?" Hank 5 speaks. "Mhm," you smile up at him, panting. Hank 1 moves between your legs and grinds his dick against your slit, bumping his tip with your clit. Hank 1 leans down and softly kisses your lips. He sits up and slowly pushes himself inside you, along with Hank 4. You moan, your body relaxing a bit.

Hank 1 starts moving slowly. Hank 4 wraps his arm around your middle, under your boobs, as he moves faster. You throw your head back, moaning loudly. Hank 4 grins from behind you and kisses all over your neck.

"We love you, you know that?" Hank 5 says, cupping your face. You look up at him, moaning and muttering god-knows-what. You pull Hank 5 down and kiss him sloppily as you moan. Hank 2 looks down at you, panting as he keeps a hand on your leg, keeps it open. You hear a moan coming from under you. You turn your head to Hank 4, who's speeding up his thrusts. He makes eye contact with you. "I'm cumming..." he kisses you softly, "...inside."

He moves faster, moaning in your ear. His moans drown out yours. "Fuuck bro... shit feels so good," Hank 4 moans, his face very much red. He delivers one last thrust into you before he cums inside you with a loooong moan.

Hank 4 pulls out of you and hold onto your boobs, giving them a little squeeze. Hank 1 slows to a stop as you sit up, letting Hank 4 come out from under you. Then, Hank 1 grabs you by your thighs and pulls you up. He carries you, his hands on your ass, as your arms go around his neck and legs around his waist. "Hi," Hank 1 smiles up at you and pressed a small kiss on your lips. He guides himself inside you and goes to lay down, so now you're on top of him. His hands go to your hips as he starts moving at a steady pace. You moan, letting him take charge. "God you are... wet, baby," he moans out.

Hank 3 reaches over and delivers a slap to your ass. You shriek and look over at him. He takes that opportunity and kisses you. He kneads and squeezes your ass before slapping it again. "...again." you moan against his lips. "Freeeeeak," Hank 3 grins and does it again. And again. And again. All while Hank 1 thrusts inside you.

And soon, your second orgasm got closer and closer... and you hit your peak again, moaning against Hank 3s lips. Your legs tremble and your body shakes. You pull away from Hank 3 to look down at Hank 1, who's softly moaning. And not slowing down his pace. "Cmere..." Hank 1 pulls you down and kisses you as you try to control your shaky breathing.

"Damnnnn," Hank 2 looks at your ass- which is now on full display since Hank 1 pulled you down. "I know right, bro?" Hank 4 replys. "Want a slice of that cake," Hank 3 joins in.

Hank 1 grips onto your hips, going faster, clearly close to his peak. "You're delicious, you know that?-" Hank 1 mutters to you, which you just giggle in reply. You moan loud as he speeds up. Finally, he reaches his peak and cums inside of you. You lay limp against his chest, panting and very sweaty. You quickly get up, though. We're not done yet.

"My turn! Five, go behind," Hank 3 announces. Hank 1 scoots out from under you, but accidently hits your chin with his knee. "Bro, you good?" Hank 1 checks on you. "I'm okay, I'm okay," you laugh and give him a little kiss of reassurance. "You sure?" Hank 2 questions. "Yeah, you sure? That was a gnarly bump to the chin, twin," Hank 5 butts in. "I'm okay," you laugh a little, clearly tired. But obviously not tired enough to stop.

They all reluctantly take your "I'm okay"s serious and continue. Hank 3 scoots under you, taking Hank 1s previous spot. From behind you, Hank 5 positions himself, his hands on your ass- a little red from 3s slapping earlier. Hank 5 slips into you, letting out a mix of a whine and a moan. "You really are wet, god-" he moans. Hank 3 then pushes himself into the same hole. "Holy shit you're right, bro," he gasps. You moan as you're, again, filled with two dicks at once.

Hank 5 goes slow, sensual, calculated, while Hank 3 goes fast. Hank 3 grips onto your waist and so does Hank 5, their hands holding onto eachother as well. "You want another dick, babes?" Hank 3 grins up at you. You moan loudly and nod. He becons Hank 2 over. Hank 3 presses onto your back, making you arch your back and press against his chest. Hank 2 swings his leg over your backside. "Wait-" he mutters and gets a bottle of lube from the bedside drawer. He squeezes some onto his dick as Hank 5 kisses his shoulder.

Hank 2 presses his tip against hole, slowly pushing inside and stopping for a second if you let out a yelp. After a really long time of adjustments, they did it. Hank 3 and 5 buried in your pussy and Hank 2 buried in your ass. "Woahhhh! You did it, homie!" Hank 4 shouts, genuinely excited. He tilts your head up and kisses you. "Yea she did!" Hank 2 exclaims next. There was some "whoop!"s and happy cheers as you moan. All three of the men inside you move insanely slow, but it was perfect. Hank 4 reaches over and slaps Hank 2 on the ass and he turns around, yelling out a "yeahhh!" And raising his fist in the air in celebration. Hank 5 slaps his ass too, making him push harder into you. You moan in response, gripping onto the bedsheets. You look up at Hank 4, your hair messed up, face red, eyes drooped and moaning. "Betcha can take another," Hank 4 smiles down at you, lining up his dick with your mouth and pushing in. You reach over and wrap Hank 1s already hard dick and slowly stroke it. Though, your arm went limp pretty fast.

Hank 3 reached down and started playing with your clit, making you let out a startled moan against Hank 4s dick. You struggle to suck his dick so after a while he pulls away and gives you a kiss on the lips and neck. Hank 3 starts going a little faster, making you moan and whine. "Fuck you're tight baby," he grins up at you and slaps your ass. "...I'm cumming..." you whine out. You pull away from Hank 4 and lay on Hank 3s chest, kissing his neck. "Yeah? You want harder?" He replies. He doesn't wait for your reply. He starts going faster, Hanks 5 and 2 going bit faster too.

In a matter of seconds, you hit your third orgasm, this time making more of a mess than the past two times. You scream out a moan as you cum again, squirting on Hank 3s dick and the bed under you. All the men slow down a bit. "Shit, man..." Hank 3 groans at the feeling. You kiss and suck on Hank 3s neck, muttering, "Don't slow down..." Then you turn around and tell the two guys the same. "Keep going till you cum..." you whine.

"Are you sure? You look spent," Hank 2 question. "Yeah, homie, you're about to pass out," Hank 4 adds on. All the other Hanks agree. "I'm fine... keep going..." you say and start moving your hips back and forth, letting out a whimper. You stop moving as the three guys start moving again. Hank 3 wraps his arms around your back, your face on his neck, kissing and sucking on it. "Dam baby..." he groans and buries his face in your hair.

Hank 3 starts going faster and your moans get higher pitched. "I'm gunna cum in your pussy..." he grins and kisses your head. Then, he delivers one last hard thrust and cums inside you and pulls out. Hank 3 scoots up a little and grabs your face, pushing your ruined hair away from your face. "Shit, you look delicious right now... all fucked out. Cmere-" Hank 3 kisses you, sloppily but lovingly. Hanks 5 and 2 keeps moving behind you. It's not long until Hank 5 reaches his peak, moaning as he cums inside you.

Hank 5 pulls out and kisses your thigh, then goes a little more up and kisses Hank 2s thigh too. Hank 2 positions himself to kneel behind you, taking Hank 5s previous spot. He fucks your ass while Hank 3 trails his kisses down your neck. Your legs tremble as you start getting closer to your fourth orgasm. "Again? That soon? Shit baby..." Hank 3 laughs a little and kisses your neck.

You hit your fourth orgasm again, moaning loudly and your arms giving out. You squirt again onto the bed and soon after, Hank 2 also hits his peak. He cums in your ass and pulls out, massaging your hips. You collapse onto the bed, barely awake.

"Dam, you're a warrior, bro. How'd you survive that?" Hank 4 questions. "Took it like a champ," Hank 3 grins down at you. In a matter of seconds, you're out like a light. "I hope she'll be okay tomorrow," Hank 2 worries. "She's strong, amigo. She'll be okay," Hank 1 pats his back before finding his boxers and slipping them on. They all start doing the same. "But that was one GNARLY experience, bro. Never done before under this roof," Hank 4 says. They express their worries until Hank 1 tells them to quiet down, since you're right there and asleep.

Hank 1 puts your underwear on as you sleep and they all cuddle against you. And one by one, they all fall asleep for the night.

And they were right. The next day, you could barely move. But hey, at least it felt great in the moment. AND you got special treatment all day.

just pretend they talked more I forgot to make them talk a lot during sex 😭

This took me like 3 days to finish

I kept getting distracted

[atisecnom]

Ooo they shoulda NEVER put his ass in a croptop

I wanna rub marshmallow paste all over them abs and lick it cleannnnnnnnnn awf

Don't even get me started on the pants bc I'll start barking

[atisecnom]

NSFW alphabet ♡♡

Characters: The Hanks, AFAB!reader

Warning: uh sex

Summary: title is prettyyyyy self explanatory

A/N: sorry if this sucked I've been gone for soooo looooong

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

They're all suuuuper cuddly after sex. Well, they're cuddly no matter what, but it's extra when it comes to aftercare. They'll get you- and the other guys- whatever you need in a heartbeat. A bath, water, some food. And after allat, they just form a big cuddle pile and go to sleep with you in the middle.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Hank 1: His favorite body part on you would be your hands. He likes just the feel of them and the intimacy feeling of holding them while making love to you. His favorite body part on him would be the same as yours- his hands. For the same reasons too. The intimacy feeling.

Hank 2: His favorite body part on you would be your face. If that even counts 😭. He just thinks you're jaw-droppingly beautiful. Straight eye contact and everything during sex. His favorite body part on him would be his arms. They all got hellaaaaa muscle. And he know he looks good.

Hank 3: His favorite body part on you would be your ass. He doesn't care if it's fat, skinny, or in the middle; ass is ass. His favorite body part on him would be his dick. Let's be so fr 😭. And every moan that comes outta your mouth makes his ego inflate a little bit more.

Hank 4: His favorite body part on you would be your belly or your face. Your belly because he like the way it moves when you're have sex. He gives me the vibes that he loves himself a chubby woman. Your face for the same reason as Hank 2. His favorite body part on him would be his abs/torso. He's so proud of his abs, like why do you think he's out there rocking a crop top?

Hank 5: His favorite body part on you would be your boobs. If you asked him tho, he'd say your face because you're just that pretty. But it's your boobs. Like Hank 3 with ass, it doesn't matter if they're big, small, or in the middle- boobs are boobs. He just thinks they're pretty fr. And mesmerizing when they bounce. His favorite body part on him would be his hands. Like Hank 1, he just likes to grab onto yours and your body.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Hank 1: He will cum anywhere you want to. He asks before it happens where you would want him to and he just follows.

Hank 2: He loves your face, so if you let him, he'll either cum in your mouth or on your face. He cums like 10x harder when you let him. But yk if you say you want him to finish in a specific spot, he won't complain fr.

Hank 3: Practically begs you to let him cum inside you. He either cums in you or on your pussy.

Hank 4: He prefers to either cum on your belly or inside you. Again, he loves your belly soooo. He gets hard right over again when he sees his cum on your stomach.

Hank 5: Prefers to cum on your pussy. If he can pull out in time, which is a 3 out of 10 chance. And of course if he doesn't pull out in time, he comes inside.

And if they're wearing a condom, they are NOT pulling out for shit. Why bother yk?

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Hanks 2 and 3 have def stolen your underwear and used it to jerk off. Hank 3 has done it more than 2 but yk. Hanks 1, 4, and 5 don't have much secrets. Everything just comes out of the wazoo with them. #shameless. Hank 3 would totally tell you everythinggggg tho, but you haven't asked so he hasn't said nothing.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Oh they're experienced. They've been fucking since you came into the picture. #boyfriends. They know what they're doing, for sure. Don't even worry.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Hank 1: His favorite is cowgirl. He loooves seeing you on top.

Hank 2: Very vanilla, but he likes missionary.

Hank 3: His favorite is either doggystyle or cowgirl.

Hank 4: He likes mating press. He likes to be in ittttt.

Hank 5: Same as Hank 2, his favorites missionary.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

When are they NOT goofy? You best believe their borderline cringe vocabulary and jokes are being expressed during sex. They just like hearing your laugh being cut off by moans. Don't even get me started on Hank 3s dirty talk. It works, it turns you on, but a little part of you cringes everytime he talks. But it makes the experience better.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Hanks 1 and 3 have a bit of a bush down there. Hanks 2, 4, and 5 are almost clean shaven, they have a little happy trail.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

It's kind of hard to be like candles and rose petals type of romantic because of their goofiness. But if you want candles and rose petals, they'll give it to you. They're always talking and praising you during sex. And the way they look at you with their pupils dilated too. Sex with the Hanks is a mix of romantic intimacy and goofy jokes.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

They barely jerk off. Why look at a picture when the real things right there? But sometimes Hank 3 does- like I said before- using your underwear he stole.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Hank 1: Praise, Neck kissing/licking

Hank 2: Eye contact, overstimulation (either you or him), Praise as well

Hank 3: Spanking, dirty talk, overstimulation, praise

Hank 4: Teasing/edging, begging, praise

Hank 5: Eye contact, praise, slight scratching, maybe a bit of breeding

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

They all prefer the bed, occasionally a couch. Just anywhere with cushion on it. The bed is the best place for then to take turns with you or have you take them all at once. The couch is good for one or two at a time. It's less moving room compared to the bed.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Hank 1: Dirty talk and teasing gets him going quiiiick. A little whisper in his ear and a hand trailing down his chest gets him hard immediately.

Hank 2: Almost the same as Hank 1, lightly touching him sensually gets him going. A low-cut shirt and anything that exposes your thighs also does the trick.

Hank 3: Everything gets this guy going. You can say "hi" and he's semi hard.

Hank 4: Any touch to his hips area turns him on. If Hank 3 is the easiest to turn on, Hank 4 is second on the list.

Hank 5: Short skirts and shorts turns him on. Hellaaaaaa stares but won't tell you he's hard. He just waits for you to do something.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

They will never hurt you in any shape, way, or form. Sorry to all you freaks, but they wouldn't be into BDSM or S&M. Most they would do is bondage. They also won't do degrading or anything like that.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

They all prefer to give head than receive it (maybe sometimes giving and receiving at the same time yk). The best at giving head is Hank 3. He eats it like he's starving PLUS his hooked/big nose. Heaven. But they're all really dam good at it.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Hank 1: His pace depends on the mood yk. Sometimes it's slow, sometimes he's fast. It also depends on if he's the only one inside you at the moment. If there's more than one dick inside of you, he's going slow. Don't want to overwork you.

Hank 2: He's a mix of both. He's slow and rough, if that makes sense. When he's close, he speeds up a bit. And if you finish before him, he goes slower, then gradually speeds up to his normal pace.

Hank 3: He's also a mix of both, but the opposite of Hank 2. He's rough and sensual. And if you finish before him, he doesn't go slower. Unless you literally cannot take it anymore. THEN, he'll go slower.

Hank 4: He's slow and rough too. He wants himself as deep as he can get in there. But it depends on how you want it. Like he asks you beforehand. If you want fast, he'll give you fast. If you want slow, he'll give you slow.

Hank 5: He's slow and sensual. Takes his time with you. When he's getting closer, he gets rougher but not faster. But if you beg for fast, he'll go faster. But not like Hank 3 kinda fast. Just a little bit faster.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

The only one open to quickies would be Hank 3 (obvi) and maybe, possibly Hank 4. The rest want to take their time, make it comfortable and sensual. Plus there isn't much quickie opportunities if you're inside all day. The bed/couch is right there, why are we in the bathroom? But after Realization and they're actual people and they're going out and about in public, Hank 3 and 4 are the only ones that would probably have quickies in like bathrooms.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Their whole persona is risk-taking. If you want to try something out and it doesn't involve pain in any way, they're willing to try it out. Like I said before, after Realization, there'll be more risk-taking opportunities. But before that, you're all cooped up in your house, alone. No risks there. Kinda sucks but yk.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Hank 1: He can last like 2 rounds, but he'd need a bit of a breather in between them. He lasts a pretty good time, doesn't cum too early or too late.

Hank 2: He can last like one round, MAYBE two if he has enough energy. He also lasts a pretty good time, but he cums earlier than Hank 1. But not like off-puttingly early.

Hank 3: He can last two-three rounds with breaks in between. He cums the earliest out of all of them but he makes his turn enjoyable don't even worry gang.

Hank 4: Same as Hank 2, can last one round, two if he has enough energy. Everybody thinks he lasts the most time but he's just prolonging his release as long as possible. Literally just edging himself everytime. 1, because he wants you to cum first. 2, because he likes the struggle of keeping it in.

Hank 5: If Hank 3 is the fastest to cum, Hank 5 is second in line. He can last one round before he's burnt out. But maybe if you give him a long enough time to recover, he can go again.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

They have a couple cock rings and bullet vibrators, but that's it. And in the game, you obviously have some toys yourself. They use the toys on eachother, if they feel like it. But it's five guys plus you. There's enough stimulation and pleasure. Toys are useless. But hey if they feel like it and you agree, they might just use them.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Hank 3 and 4 are the only ones into teasing. The others like to get to the point. Slowly, but they get there. Hank 4 likes teasing more than Hank 3 tho. Hank 4 actively chases that high everytime he's having sex. With anyone. Hank 3, tho, teases occasionally. He just likes the way you react to it.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Hank 1: He grunts and moans. But he talks too. Like I said before, he's asking you if you're feeling okay. And his words come out all breathy and moan-y.

Hank 2: He let's out loud, shaky breaths. But sometimes he DOES moan. Sometimes. But it sounds so good everytime he does.

Hank 3: He does not stfu during sex. Dirty talk galoreeeee. Moans a lot too.

Hank 4: He also doesn't stfu during sex. Not much dirty talk, just regular talking. And hyping you and the other Hanks up. Moans a lot too.

Hank 5: Hes the loudest moaner out of all five. If he talks, it's all breathy and quiet. Lowkey high-key whimpers.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Most of the time, they prefer to have you all at once rather than one at a time. But again, depends on what you want and if everybody agrees.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Hank 1: He's the biggest of the 5, at 8.5 inches. He's a shower too. And he's thickkkkk.

Hank 2: He's the third biggest. He's about 7.5 inches in length and a little thick but not as thick as Hank 1. He's a grower. Soft, he's about 6 inches.

Hank 3: He's about 7 inches in length and he's not thick and he's not thin either. Right in the middle. And he has a vein going through the left side and to the middle.

Hank 4: He's the second biggest, at about 8 inches. Also a shower, and thick. Curves up a little.

Hank 5: He's the same length as Hank 3, but a wee bit thicker. It curves a bit to the right. And when he blushes, his tip gets a bit redder.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Hank 1: It's pretty normal, but it's more high than low. All of the Hanks have a pretty high sex drive. But out of all of them, he has the least. But it's still high.

Hank 2: It's pretty high. A little higher than Hank 1s.

Hank 3: The highest sex drive anybody has ever seen. If you want it every single night, he will give it to you every single night.

Hank 4: Second highest sex drive. Almost as high as Hank 3. He can just hide it better than Hank 3.

Hank 5: He's right in the middle. Not super high but not super low.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards

After the aftercare, whatever it may be, they are spentttt. The form a cuddle pile with you in the middle and sleep. Hank 3 and 4 snore like dads bro. Good luck if you're a light sleeper. All the Hanks sleep like rocks. It takes an arm and a leg to wake them up. It's always Hank 1 and 4 on the bed, you're laying on top of both of them, Hank 2 on the left, Hank 3 on your right, and Hank 5 with his head on your lap/on your legs.

I haven't posted in a hot minuteeeee

Sorry if it sucked

I made this while watching a movie so I was lowkey distracted 💔💔😗