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Beautiful sad toaster dad :(

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I’m only reblogging this because I got “Grey Doctor, Ruler of Women,” and it makes me giggle that tumblr showed me something that misogynistic. You had one job, tumblr. One. Fucking. Job.

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Bailey and I found a vendor selling an item that turns you into a triceratops. Of course, we used our new found powers to lightly harass an Oondasta (T-Rex boss) group.

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I will be getting two of these little guys.

The kittens are getting big!

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Adventures in Aging

If I'm ever that old person who holds up the line talking to the cashier for five minutes, just super excited to have a conversation, please, I need someone to do me a favor.

First, tell me we're going to Disneyland. Smile warmly. As the smile begins to spread across my ancient face, move around me quickly... and shoot me in the back of the head.

It's not that I think these people deserve death, but for me, specifically, don't let me be that guy.

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“Hullo, Merlin! God save the king!”

“Hullo, Doctor! That's... An incredibly insensitive thing to say, all things considered.”

“Haha, yeah. Mortality, am I right? At least I'm assuming. Anyway, I've been looking for you all morning long. Guess I should have figured you would be here, smelling Arthur's shirts and looking wistful. It's a shame, all that happened here. Like why did the one with the great rack have to go all evil and start living in Hot Topic? Sometimes the world doesn't make any sense. It gets all confused, punches itself in the face, and then it's down to the truly exceptional among us to pick up the pieces and watch it all happen again.

OR!

You could do what I do, run off, and have insane adventures. Making messes across the universe and then skipping off to the next place! Whaddaya say? All of time and space; anyone who ever lived or ever will. One question: Where do you want to go first?”

“I don't know, Doctor. Isn't your entire universe planted firmly in the idea of science, no matter how far fetched that science may be? I'm not even sure how you're here since actual, factual magic doesn't exist where you're... What's wrong with the sky?”

“Shit.”

“What is it?”

“Shit.”

“Wha-”

“I just wanted to give you a new start, living in a monorail on a planet made of diamonds and psychic monsters and now you've gone and unmade the--”

For the briefest of moments, the universe as a whole, the entirety of creation, looked like dub step sounds.

And then, nothing.

Thanks, Nik.

when i wake up, i want there to magically be a fic about the Doctor picking up Merlin after Arthur dies, and bringing him into the future, giving him a fob watch and creating the character of Jethro for him. but i want 11 to have done it, so that 10 isn’t aware of it when Midnight happens.

too much to ask for?

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June 7th, 1942: Edward Hopper completes his best known painting, the seminal Nighthawks. When asked by a Chicago Tribute reporter about the philosophical meaning behind the diner having no clearly visible exits Hopper responded, “Shit. Fuck. I did it again. Goddamnit. Fuck. Not again. I did it again. Shit." and slammed his hat on his leg.

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Newest plush. More photos and info coming soon!

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May as well toss this here.

L4D2 – No Mercy (Part 1): Fake Mexicans, Faker Moms, and Girls on the Internet

Old, yes, but still fun. The gang sets out for Mercy Hospital, but will Jeff and Jack's gender bending secrets tear them apart?

Captain Scruffles as Zoey

Jeff as Francis

STEVE HOLT! As Louis

Tittysprinkles Thrillwell as Bill

Opening: Combustible Edison – Millionaire's Holiday

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I Think Thoughts

The only acceptable follow-up to the line "Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?" is "Maybe you should wash."

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D: D: D:

THAT FEEL WHEN RANDOM GIRL YOU'VE PLAYED GAMES WITH A FEW TIMES IMS OUT OF NOWHERE AND ASKS IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER BOOBS AND YOU HAVE TO TURN HER DOWN BECAUSE WHAT

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The Marvel of Modern Dating

\V/ kitten mitteeeens: I had a dude that was like that after one morning of heavy medic combo fun.

\V/ kitten mitteeeens: He followed me into a lobby with the team. Then tried to bully my heavy off the class bc he wanted to play my heayv.

\V/ kitten mitteeeens: He told fixxxer that he only wanted to play with me. He stole the heavy spot at the end of a round.

\V/ kitten mitteeeens: I had to remove him on the spot.

Tittysprinkles Thrillwell: That's the way you land all the bitches. See them once, scream at any man who passes by them after, then sneak into their home.

Tittysprinkles Thrillwell: Didn't you know that?

\V/ kitten mitteeeens: It was really embarassing. No I have been married too long. I'm out of the loop when it comes to courting the ladies.

Tittysprinkles Thrillwell: It's evolved a lot since just holding a radio over your head on their lawn.

\V/ kitten mitteeeens: :D

\V/ kitten mitteeeens: Damn I guess thats ok bc I dont have a boom box anymore.

\V/ kitten mitteeeens: mmm Cusak

Tittysprinkles Thrillwell: There are subtleties now. When is it okay to throw a brick through her window wrapped in a piece of paper that says "WHORE"? You don't want to do it too soon or you'll scare her off, you know?

\V/ kitten mitteeeens: I prefer to be called "whorediot"

\V/ kitten mitteeeens: i wanna be called stupid and slutty

\V/ kitten mitteeeens: so try that one out next time

Tittysprinkles Thrillwell: Oh man. That is so good. Thanks, RoboKat.

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LOOK, MA, IT'S MY VIDEO!

Check out a friend taking down Oodasta. 

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He’s the guy who’s the talk of the town…