tits-n-trix
Nastina's Funhouse
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tits-n-trix · 1 hour ago
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I had people over yesterday, but I also bought the wrong flavour of wet food pate so Pangur spent the entire time vomiting, then begging for food (because she'd vommed it all out), then filling the room with meat-stink farts.
and also begging to be held bc she didn't feel good, even though the pressure of me holding her just pushed out more farts.
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tits-n-trix · 1 hour ago
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Building my hamster a whole metroidvania for him to suddenly die in
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tits-n-trix · 10 hours ago
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tits-n-trix · 11 hours ago
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just heard a coworker say "I know this thing wouldn't even work for Jesus" about her printer
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tits-n-trix · 11 hours ago
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squeezing my pussy and concentrating all the microplastics in my body to print a perfect tiny figurine of a fruit bat
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tits-n-trix · 11 hours ago
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found goat milk and wheat ale at the store. theres no way im NOT making a white gilgamesh tonite
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tits-n-trix · 11 hours ago
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must they have a purpose. cant they just exist as their beautiful selves
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tits-n-trix · 11 hours ago
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The SNL crowd cheers for Luigi Mangione last night making the host so uncomfortable he said “you’re cheering for justice right?”
The ruling class is losing the narrative about luigi and it’s glorious to see
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tits-n-trix · 11 hours ago
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like the most politically neutered movie of all time unironically
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tits-n-trix · 13 hours ago
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tits-n-trix · 14 hours ago
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tits-n-trix · 14 hours ago
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I need this on my name tag
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tits-n-trix · 14 hours ago
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tits-n-trix · 14 hours ago
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what does turkish delight taste like and is it worth the events that occurred in chronicle of narnia: the lion the witch and the wardrobe
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