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okay so I know slur song was banned from the club chart BUT fun fact: to make it into the lower end of the itunes charts you only need to sell like 50 songs in a day so if you have 50 friends with a dollar to spare and an iphone ... well

omg that would be so funny. I definitely don't have 50 friends I could expose this song to but thankyouuuuu!

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christians: what could possibly be in that evil book…. what horrible spells does it hold within its pages… what black magic does it propagate….

the talmud: so if you send your kid off to Torah school but he has a really hard time with it, send him back home and go to school yourself instead so that once you’ve learned Torah you can go and teach your entire family. in fact, once some rabbi went out to go to Torah school and do just this, and on his way he came through this town and he asked if he could stay in the synagogue for the night. and of course the rabbi said yes but weird enough no one was in the streets and something was kind of off about the whole place. so our hero went into the synagogue only to find a seven headed demon just hanging out in the library!! our hero is terrified and prays super hard and because of this the demon is vanquished. he goes back to the rabbi and is like “dude wtf” and the rabbi was like “listen i know this is unorthodox but you’re well known for how good at praying you are and this demon has been terrorizing us for well over a month and we were desperate. we knew you wouldn’t die” and the guy was like “i didn’t know that!” who do you think is in the right? hm. tough question. anyway. what were we talking about again? oh right. what if you make your sukkah doorway 1/7 of a cubit too short. would that be fucked up or what

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tomorrow im really gonna give it my nothing

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would you just fucking look at him.

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My sense of humor is so broken i saw this post about a crochet pattern file for sale and i thought it was a meme

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vintage go to hell cigarettes, “the cigarette with a message for smoking critics” from 1987. pics from lori barbero

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i went to the aquarium the other week and hand to god every single seahorse was pregnant. it was like ao3 in there

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I have a confession to make. While I pride myself on sharing up-to-date news and correct information on Toby Fox and his projects.. I’m afraid I’ve been spreading a bit of misinformation this whole time. None of the images I’ve posted of Toby Fox are real. These are the only real images of Toby we have.

I hope you all can forgive me for this misdemeanor.

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Gromit is the man and Wallace is the dog

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what i like about airports is that once youre in there theres no going back. I mean youre there until they let you out

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I performed "Paint It Black" at a local bar, and I dedicated it to Shadow the Hedgehog.

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I'm crying my eyes out

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just heard the slur song start up from someone's phone in public and the speed with which they scrambled to silence it was incredible