With strange perfumes he did the roses taint ; And flowers themselves were taught to paint. The tulip white did for complexion seek, And learned to interline its cheek ☆
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my friends r so talented. rb if ur friends are talented
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buy that transgender woman a large cut of high quality fresh farm-grown salmon from the store
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Sneaking my own kitten into the theater to avoid paying concession kitten prices. Postcard from my collection, no documented date/info.
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Erwin Blumenfeld (German-American, 1897-1969, b. Berlin, Germany, d. Rome, Italy) - Nude under Wet Silk, Paris, 1937, Photography
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Having a boyfriend is literally free
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As a former librarian I'm actually required to remind you that many libraries that subscribe to Libby are opted into a program that lets you subscribe and access magazines for free with no wait
And that this is actually a really fun, low cost way to not only access news and larger cultural magazines, but also to get free patterns for many different crafts that you can screenshot if need be and that lower the financial barriers to entry for trying new things
From my experience working in both academic and public libraries, many libraries are use it or lose it funding-- I have to say this because a lot of patrons feel guilty for how much they use the library and how often they're using it funny enough, but the worst thing you can do for libraries is not try out new features and not use what's already given to you as much as possible.
The numbers that come as a result of your patronage are how most libraries justify their continued existence in times of financial hardship, which sucks but, go check out some magazines on Libby!
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My new ⁓☆*Film Bro Starter Pack*☆⁓ set of stickers, lol. I've been wanting to make some stickers for more non-horror movies, and this was thematically funny to me.... all films I genuinely love, what can you say, sometimes film bros are right 🫵
All available in my shop, although orders won't ship for a another week or so, as I'm waiting to get them rn :)
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Toyen (Marie Čermínová) (Czech, 1902-1980), Mythe de la lumière [Myth of Light], 1946. Oil on canvas_160 x 75 cm. Moderna Museet, Stockholm
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For when stabbing someone doesn’t have enough erotic subtext…
Patreon - everything else
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#‘hang on hang on i’ve got something for this’#one thing primates WILL do is show off our babies#animals
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I've already written at some length about what Thomas Lawrence and Aldo Bellini do (or did) for exercise, but I am still dwelling on everybody else. (Something something candlelit yoga, more on this as it breaks.)
The one thing I know for sure is Goffredo Tedesco refuses to participate in any of it. He could in fact pole a gondola very efficiently, but he does not.
"Exercise was invented by Americans," he says, blowing steam. "And why? To be cunts."
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Mary Jane Newill, Bedcover, ca. 1908, linen embroidered with colored wools
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love when nonfiction books have a few pages of pictures in the middle. that kicks ass, every book should have a halftime show
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I’ve been relistening to the whole You Must Remember This series on Hedda Hopper and Louella Parsons, both because it’s very good and because it contains an absolutely fucking tooth-grittingly smarmy turn of phrase where one of the columnists absolves herself of any accusations of prejudice shortly before saying something typically bigoted. I want to recheck the exact phrasing so I can borrow it for Harrison Van Buren.
#it’s SOMETHING to the effect of every man being as good as he is in his heart 😌😇🙏 and DEAR god#ska reads a thing
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Mary Doria Russell’s The Sparrow moodboard
#the sparrow#SCREAMS#maybe it’s time for a reread. what a shocker i’m interested in stories where God breaks your heart and leaves you on read
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