titansandcurses
titansandcurses
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titansandcurses · 18 hours ago
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eyeliner has done so fucking much for humanity
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titansandcurses · 1 day ago
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Like to STAB
Reblog to STAB AGAIN
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titansandcurses · 1 day ago
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Ides of March 2025 is going to be a fucking blast because it will have been 2069 years since Caesar's death day
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titansandcurses · 1 day ago
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if you ask me, the guy who put the sword INTO the stone should be king, not the chucklefuck who got it out.
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titansandcurses · 1 day ago
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A new version of Phineas and Ferb is being released. It is on a streaming service, and will be rated MA. Everyone wonders what this mature version of their beloved kids show will be. The first season is released, and you start watching it. It is just the same as the first season of the old show. Is this some elaborate joke? Finally at the end of the first episode, it happens. Dr. Doofenshmirtz is defeated, as he usually is. This time, however, as Perry is making his exit, you here Doofenshmirtz yell, "Fuck you Perry the Platypus." This is the only thing that has changed in the show.
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titansandcurses · 1 day ago
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tomorrow julius caesar will have been dead for 2069 slutty, slutty years
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titansandcurses · 2 days ago
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HAPPY IDES. I HOPE SOMEONE KILLS THE PRESIDENT TODAY
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titansandcurses · 2 days ago
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Okay I can't stop thinking about the line in Mockingjay where Katniss notices that Finnick does not let go of Annie's hand after they're reunited
And she thinks it's because he is afraid to lose her again, which I'm sure is a significant factor
But I also. I can't. I can't stop thinking that
That this is the first time Finnick can hold her hand in public. The first time he can hold her hand where people will see them. Because he is finally no longer the Capitol's golden playboy. He can hold the hand of the woman he loves and it doesn't have to be a secret anymore. He can hold Annie's hand without that simple action putting both of them in danger.
And don't even get me started about their wedding being broadcast into the Capitol. Finnick Odair, famous for "going through four or five" "lovers" every time he is forced to return to the Capitol. Finnick Odair, who was repeatedly sold to the highest bidders, who had to act for the cameras - and even away from the cameras! - that he liked it, that he wanted it. Who could never even risk marrying the woman he loved in secret because of what would be done to her if he did.
Finnick Odair gets to hold Annie Cresta's hand without fear of who sees them. And Finnick Odair, the Capitol's golden slave, and Annie Cresta, the girl who went mad and only survived the Arena because she could swim, get to swear vows of love and fidelity in front of everyone. In front of the cameras they had up til then feared seeing any move they made. They are married in front of those same cameras. They kiss, and they dance, and it is celebrated.
And Finnick doesn't let go of her hand.
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titansandcurses · 2 days ago
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don't forget to leave out milk and knives for brutus tonight
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titansandcurses · 2 days ago
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titansandcurses · 2 days ago
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happy ides of march eve remember to completely disregard any weird happenings or foreboding omens and look forward to tomorrows beautiful day
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titansandcurses · 3 days ago
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rip sirius black you would've loved lenny kravitz
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titansandcurses · 4 days ago
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The best man and godfather.
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titansandcurses · 4 days ago
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titansandcurses · 4 days ago
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You just KNOW they talking about anime.
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titansandcurses · 4 days ago
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see the THING IS I don't feel like I ever worked hard enough to have "earned" the burnout, which is. probably how we got here.
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titansandcurses · 5 days ago
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it's infinitely fucked up that your emotions effect your stomach and vice versa. a simple tummy ache can't just be a tummy ache it becomes you and you become it..
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