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I’d like to report a murder, yes, 70,000 people just helped Kendrick kill Drake on the 50 yard line
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Salutations. This is your Uncle Sam. And this is the Great American Game.
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this was so raw … percy recalling annabeth being mistreated and using that anger to go into battle ?? insane
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people portray lily evans too seriously.. like this is the girl that threw herself off of swings, called james a ‘toerag’, had snark and a temper that arguably rivals harry’s and she married james fucking potter. she willingly attached herself to the marauders for life.. she has to be a tiny bit insane i think.
petition for people to start writing lily a little silly.. a little deranged.. a little freakish, i might say.
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Me: So yeah, casual english has completely changed since then. Nowadays instead of 'There was a crying baby on the bus today' you would say 'Me when I'm in a being loud and annoying competition and my opponent is crying baby on bus.' And then you'd post this picture of Squidward. Oh, uh, Squidward is a guy from a cartoon-"
Reanimated Corpse of John Wilkes Booth: *Has been staring angrily at a penny for the last 15 minutes and not listened to a word I've said*
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I may hate jeg*lus with my whole fucking heart but I'm totally on board with the Gilderat cologne lore making everyone go batshit insane
BRING THAT SHIT ONNNN YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Not “Only my reading of canon is correct” or “Interpretations are subjective and all valid” but a secret third thing, “More than one interpretation can be valid but there’s a reason your English teacher had you cite quotes and examples in your papers, you have to have a strong argument that your interpretation is actually supported by the text or it is just wrong and I’m fine with telling you it’s wrong, actually.”
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A Remus with his bestie (Lily!!) to start the new year (+silly James and Sirius running in the background)
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mp3 to powder converter im gonna need to snort the song
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The day i’ll actually finish an artwork, its over for you guys
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Hating specific ships as a multishipper is so funny. It's like: "I'm cool with most ships. Except that one. It knows what it did."
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This isn't even a hot take, but Percabeth weren't smart x dumb. They weren't even book smart x street smart. They were strategic x strategic. Their minds worked in very similar ways that complimented eachother. It's why they were such great friends, it's why they were a formidable team, hell, it's why they could fight a war against a deity with an army of forty fricking kids and win. They shared their braincells, in the most beautiful sense of the phrase and THAT'S why, for me, they're perfect together.
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Casual reminder that we would be nothing without black trans women
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