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it’s a cold and it’s a broken hollaback girl 

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is it ok if i just lay facedown and cry for a while

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I found this Youtube channel run by a Japanese chef and it’s actually better than porn? First all all his cinematography is off the charts. Youtube videos have no business looking that good. Second of all, everything he makes looks SO TASTY, and he explains the recipes in such a simple, soothing, manner. Third off all, he does this all while his two adorable kitties watch??? Like… they are so intent on what hes doing but they never run around or hop on the counter???? He has a stool for them to sit on as he makes his recipes Im gunna die

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i’m in love with her

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listen i know that character died but listen…….that character isnt dead

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Tumblr may have banned porn. But you can still follow me and watch as I get fucked by life

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via weheartit

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“ur fly is down” i say to my friend. he looks at his zipper, but i was actually referring to his pet fly. it seemed pretty upset

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lil fanart from me :3

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Someone: I would die for Kaladin Stormblessed

Kaladin: Do you think I’d let you

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I love Brandon Samderson’s writing because half the plot twists are the normal “oh this person wasn’t trustworthy, this person isn’t who they thought they were, somethings happened to this guy” twists.

The other half are “the entire cultural and knowledge basis of this planet as a whole and this culture in particular was built on a lie”.

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the new and improved ouija board will now have emojis on it

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oh my god? why not “oh our god”, you selfish prick? unfollowed and blocked

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me, as a spy: ok gotta be quiet gotta be sneaky my joints: *crack*

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person: you're pretty cool!

me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed