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shoutout to all my homies who grew up reading the books

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Every rider if they were dragons ( for personal reasons and I may draw them as dragons one day )

Your wish is my command! I'm assuming you want me to not draw them considering you will, but if interested I will still draw them and add them here as a reblog- it'll just take some time.

Hiccup, in my opinion, would be a night terror:

Not only is he shown to be a night owl, even without Toothless (see first movie), but he constantly tries to seek out his peers and often relies on his team while still being the leader. That and he's very small, but surprisingly stronger than expected, like how night terror's can carry people despite their size. (And, of course, the night fury concepts).

Astrid is a Hackatoo.

It's sharp, has an axe snout, and is now to cut trees down so often they get stuck. Definitely sounds like a rather ticked off Astrid. (Plus, I think they just look cool)

I like to think the twins would be shadowwings;

They are tricksters and don't always have the best intentions, even if it seems like it. Plus, this means they can not only work together, but run off from each other when they need to.

Fishlegs reads to me as a buffalord,

As he's quite strong, but often is peaceful and calm unless provoked. Plus, pufferfish. Look at Fishlegs. Tell me he doesn't look like one. You can't. They both tend to work with herbs as well.

Snotlout is in my opinion a skrill;

Hes constantly struck by lightning, he's both loyal and a nuisance to deal with. Skrills are said to try and mask their weaker emotions, or at least the few Skrills I'd read the description of seemed close in personality to him. He also tends to sleep often, which fits a dragon who hibernates for decades at a time. Alongside this, they're on the stronger, rarer, faster side, which fits Snotlout being so strong- even if he rarely puts any effort into things which ends in his failure. (As well as bragging rights, which he certainly uses, even if everyone is already fed up with him)

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Danny, Jason, Dick, Sam, and Dani are all watching Kpop Demon Hunter for the 50th time. Tucker and Tim are sitting in a corner, phones at the ready.

All furniture has been pushed to the side because at this point it's a hazard and Tim absolutely refuses to buy new furniture after the 10th time Danny watched the movie and killed their couch.

The beginning notes of How It's Done starts.

Tim and Tucker look at each other with an evil grin as they start filming.

Danny and Jason's eyes are glowing green as they sing. Dick is extra dramatic. Dani is in full costume as Zoey, complete with shimmery knives. Sam is dressed as Mira with her own twist....She refused to wear the pink wig that Dick bought her. It made Dick a little sad and he fake cried. Sam just rolled her eyes at his dramatics.

They've all done the dance enough times to be in perfect sync with each other. Each having their favorite character's moves down.

Danny and Jason grinning at each other like the large troublemakers that they are: Heels, Nails, Blade, Mascara.

Sam, blowing on her black coffin cut nails: Fit check for my napalm era!

Dick doing a sick ass move: Need to beat my face, make it cute and savage.

Dani, jumping onto Dick's shoulders pressing her face against his: Mirror, mirror on my phone, who's the baddest?

All of them shouting at the same time: US, HELLO?

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A common thing I see on here is "adrenaline is unique to humans and terrifying to everything else".

Now I know realistically it's unlikely other alien species don't have some sort of survival hormone as well, but in the chance that they don't I feel like there's a lot of untouched potential for this.

Because adrenaline has been discussed for fight-or flight situations before; mothers protecting their children, people lifting cars or buildings off other people, surviving in bullshit situations out of sheer willpower; but the way we play with it has to be a cause of conversation amongst other intergalactic species too.

Like we have rollercoasters, theme park rides, horror movies. We jumpscare each other and teach our kids little hunting games like tag, hide-and-seek, and red light green light. We play video games where we hide from a pursuer in a threatening environment and our bodies react like we're actually being stalked in real life, and we do it on purpose.

Because most other earth animal species have adrenaline (or epinephrine), but none of them really seek it out for thrill purposes like humans do. It makes you wonder what aliens would think of us, since we're apparently little freaks that like to be scared on purpose.

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I INTERRUPT YOUR SCROLLING FOR THIS VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

I......have a son!

ISNT HE FUCKING PERFECT?

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if cities are vampires then small towns are ghosts i think. cities constantly hunger for fresh blood, but the blood that sustains a small town is an old and dried stain that you can never entirely scrub out. a city will feed on you, but if you truly want to leave, it can't keep you. a small town will follow you anywhere. it lingers like a chill at every threshold. once it has you, it has no intention of ever letting you go.

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after all those years memorizing social scripts to avoid raising eyebrows...the sheer RELIEF of being able to log onto hellsite.com and type shit like "i want to chew through your sternum, platonically" and have strangers just nod like yeah same 👍

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Binging RTTE and then watching the second movie is so jarring to see the sudden change in character development. Post-season 6 Hiccup would have blown up Eret's base with zero hesitation and even less remorse, and sunk Drago's entire fleet within the span of two 20 minute episodes

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When Rumi said 'Why couldn't you love me?!'

And Celine said 'I do'

And Rumi said 'ALL OF ME'

I felt that, you felt that, your neighbor felt that

And this is part of why K-pop Demon Hunters is so healing: it is recognizing that someone saying 'I tried' or 'I made a promise' isn't enough if they don't accept you fully and it doesn't matter who they are in your life. You deserve love that is freely given and accepts all of your complexities

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let's put Scooby and the gang in a genuine horror movie situation, i wanna see what these freaks are truly capable of