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*busts jar containing Scp-7865 on the ground*

GO! BE FREE PICOLAS CAGE!!

-Dr. Slime

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SCP-#7777 "Scrub" Mod Intro

Good day! I'll be using white colored text in my posts. My assigned name is SCP-#7777. I used to be located at Site-■■, before-.. Y'know what? You don't need to get into my business. Don't count on my stay being too long here, I'll be out soon enough. With all the containment breaches here the staff couldn't be that competent... Right?

SCP Data (WIP) and Reference Under the Cut:

Class: Euclid

Containment Procedures: SCP-#7777 is to be kept in an medium-sized room, the outside should have 2.5 centimeters of iron to prevent #7777 from breaking down walls.

The room consists of a queen-sized bed (bedding provided), desk, chair, closet (unused for anything other then cleaning supplies thus far) sketchbook provided by ■■■■, and various color pencils. SCP-#7777 is allowed to request extra art supplies twice each month.

Request approved for general brand cleaning supplies on ■■/■■/■■. SCP-#7777 is allowed to use chemicals to clean containment room.

SCP-#7777 should occasionally be given ■■■■ brand caramels. Personal request was granted on ■■/■■/■■. Despite the appearance of no oral ways of consumption, it appears to be able to eat, however it is not needed.

Crosses, Bibles, or any religious symbols should not be brought into SCP-#7777's containment. Experiment with pentagram pending approval.

In case of a inevitable containment breach in Site-420, SCP-#7777 will be quick to jump at an opportunity to hide, or attempt escape from the site. Personnel should prioritize checking on SCP-#7777's state in the site. Tracker pending review.

Description: SCP-#7777 is humanoid creature with several features similar to the description of imps, or fallen angels in the Christian Bible. It used to have the appearance of what is assumed to be a Cherubim.

It's facial features consist of only the eyes being visible consistently. While appearing as if it possess no mouth, SCP-#7777 does have the means of consuming food and drink.

Addendum: The change in SCP-#7777's appearance happened suddenly during a containment breach in Site-■■. Do not question #7777 about the event, else it will result in aggressive behavior.

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Dr. Departures Mod intro

Hey hey hey welcome to your mom’s lettuce soaked in rhino piss I’m Dr. Departures but you may call me by my first name, Archer! I’ll be the one talking in red text ehe~

Honestly I’m not sure what I’m doing here, how I’m alive and how I was hired but nice to meet you! Feel free to ask some questions! Just make sure to bring your best tea ;)

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SCP-7865 “Picolas Cage”

Containment Class: Safe

SCP Description:

SCP-7865 is for the most part inanimate. The anomaly has no limbs to aid in movement. It’s surface is round and possesses most qualities that an average pickle might. We determined this by obtaining a regular store bought pickle as a control variable. Both SCP-7865 and the control variable have roughly the same texture, smell, and taste. So far the only notable difference is that on one side of SCP-7865 is a face bearing a striking resemblance to famous movie actor Nicolas Cage. The face appears integrated into the surrounding anomaly. It is undetermined whether SCP-7865 is sentient as it has yet to speak or even produce sounds. It is ,however, most definitely alive, observed by the way it “breathes” through a permanent grin.

Further observation is needed, pending a testing confirmation via the SCP Foundation’s ethics committee.

Special Containment Procedures:

Jar.

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Site-◻️◻️ Incident Log

[the following log pertains to an immediate demotion following a tragic incident at Site-◻️◻️. See Site-◻️◻️ Incident Log ◻️◻️ for more information]

Site Inspector- “You understand why you’re here correct?”

Dr. Slime- “Listen if this is about me eating your lunch, I’m not apologizing that shit was good.”

Site Inspector- *sigh* “No, this isn’t about that, but thanks for reminding me. Dr. Slime you’re aware that given your recent actions the foundation has experienced innumerable loss?”

Dr. Slime- “I don’t know man. Really sounds like you’re pressed over that sandwich.”

Site Inspector- “Dr. Slime I’m here to inform you of your immediate demotion, and relocation, following last week’s containment breach.”

*a brief pause*

Dr. Slime- “So I take it nows not a good time to mention I accidentally ate your dessert yesterday?”

*the recording is cut short*

[log archived]

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D-Class 085 mod intro

Yoo, yep. Guys it's, it's me! Coolest D-class in the building woopwoop. Gonna use purple so y'all know who is who!! Reason why I'm a D-class plus the coolest? Well glad you asked even though you didn't!

Mulitple serial degrees of theft, tax fraud and knowing way too much. Placed on death row, join foundation for yadada average D-class shit I'm sure you already know.

Coolest because...Well, I'm the coolest uhh, because uhh... mop. I'm, I have a cool beanie. Uh, I'm just, cool.

Now before It was D-■■ but, since nowww I'm at this, shitty ass site no one cares about, I go by D-085, my birth month woohoo!! But you can also call me just, Void. Uh, to be perfectly honest I have no idea what to write up here! I shouldn't even be up here right now! So, Imma, go, before I get terminated or something cya!!

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SCP-7000 “Zen” Mod Intro

Eyo welcome to the site fellow rejects! I’ll be using green text in posts and my designation is SCP-7000. I used to be contained on site-◻️◻️ with SCP-294, but after a totally freak containment breach accident where I kinda influenced half the staff order over 50 gallons of every flavor of espresso drink for me I got transferred here, so now you’re all stuck with me. You can call me Zen or SCP-7000, I don’t care. If you want to get on my good side always have an offering of coffee for me. Asks and submissions are all welcome, just keep in mind that no one here is as they seem!

SCP Data File And Ref Under Cut:

Object Class: Euclid (Keter pending)

Item #: SCP 7000 “ZEN”

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-7000 is to be kept in a dimly lit cell no more than 10m by 10m in length with furnishing that meet’s the entities preferred level of comfort. Entity is permitted access to the internet via a tablet equipped with stylus and keyboard. SCP-7000′s cell must have a functional coffee machine at all times, as well as ample access to blankets, pillows, stuffed animals, and other comfort and luxury items as requested. Any personal entering SCP-7000′s containment cell or running tests are required to wear anti-memetic goggles and earpieces.

Under no circumstances is SCP-7000 permitted to leave containment. If any attempts to breach containment are made, personal are instructed too leave offerings of coffee, or if no coffee is available, any caffeinated beverage in it’s path. Do not engage with the entity, rather block any exits with the offerings until a containment task force is dispatched to collect the entity and return it to it’s cell.

SCP-7000 only requires a regular intake of caffeine to function, while other forms of consumption are preferred simply for pleasure. Caffeine pills were provided twice a day after initial containment, but after a containment breach resulting in the destruction of it’s cell and a number of other SCP holding cells, as well as multiple staff casualties, a coffee machine was attached to it’s cell that it can use to dispense various coffee beverages at it’s leisure.

Description: SCP-7000, or "Zen" is a humanoid entity resembling a Caucasian female of twenty years of age. It has brown wavy hair reaching its mid back and black eyes with bright, yellow-green sclera. When not approached or given direct interaction the entity remains compliant, reporting to be in a constant state of fatigue and seemingly content entertaining itself with items provided within it’s cell. When faced with social interaction, however, the entities anomalous effects kick in. Anyone in it's line of sight, making eye contact, exchanging verbal conversation, or even conversing through text or video call will undergo a variety of phycological changes. Changes may include an increased sense of comfort or ease, high levels of trust in the entity, heightened aggression levels, or decrease in logical braincell activity. It is possible that more than one of these affects will happen at a time. Those under SCP-7000′s influence are to be referred to as instances of SCP-7000-1, regardless of how affects manifest. Affects are not permanent, wearing off completely if interaction is cut with the entity for a period of approximately 3 weeks. Alternatively, class B amnestics have proven to reverse affects as well in most instances.

When anomalous affects are not active, entity appears dull and emotionless. Responses to pain and stimuli are met with indifference or slight irritation. Using anti memetic gear during interactions will have the same affect, as anomalous abilities will not active when faced with these tools. When anomalous abilities are activated however, SCP-7000 is seen mirroring the behaviors of instances of SCP-7000-1′s. It is unclear whether the entity itself is also being influenced by it’s own anomalous abilities, or if it is simply playing along for it’s own amusement. The possibility that by engaging in similar behaviors, SCP-7000 is able to enhance it’s influence on the other subject has been considered. Tests using anti-meme equipment have shown that the entity is capable of expressing emotions while abilities are not active, although it takes considerable effort and specific scenarios. Subject has shown to have a dark and sarcastic sense of humor, as this is what it responds to naturally the most.

SCP-7000 "Zen" has been observed to be mostly compliant with containment, and due to it’s seemingly non aggressive nature accompanied with it’s mind altering abilities, has been designated Euclid. However after multiple instances of security breaches as a result of relaxed security and easily manipulating staff resulting in site-wide breaches and damage, a request to Keter class is pending.

Intensity of SCP-7000′s abilities seem to be reduced when interaction happens through a digital medium, rather than in person. Tests run at a distance through text chatting programs show results of mild reactions from instances of SCP-7000-1′s, with them simply feeling more at ease, more inclined to engage with petty or joking arguments, or in extreme cases taunting SCP-7000. On the other hand, in person tests show extremely heightened reactions to the entity's anomalous abilities. D class personnel have been observed falling into almost comatose states of calmness or ease, highly aggressive and erratic behavior, and levels of trusts or even devotion in the entity as if it were a family member or close friend.

It should be noted that SCP-7000 may decide to breach containment at a moments notice, especially when one of the following scenario’s take place:

Internet connection is cut or slowed

Tablet pen is lost, broken, or runs out of batteries

Coffee supply is cut

Any depictions of the children's show character “elmo”, pears, “cursed ships”, certain fruits, or the “yassification of inanimate objects” are presented to the subject, especially in a romantic manner

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Dr. Slime Mod Intro

Welcome to Site-420 home of the rejects! You can call me Dr. Slime, I’ll be the one talking in orange text! I used to work with staff at Site-◻️◻️ but uhh had to be let go for “reasons”. Apparently causing security breaches on purpose strictly goes against SCP Foundation guidelines or whatever. Those cowards don’t know what real science is! I feel like there was more I had to say but I forgot so oh well. Don’t be scared to ask questions, just know they might not always be pleasant!

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Main Site Data

Site-420 Background:

Before we begin let me start by saying, this blog is getting a reboot of sorts for 2022 while still keeping original elements and such. For context, this is an scp sona ask blog for fun. We had a lot of fun with this back in 2020 so we figured why not do this again?

Site-420 Facility Report:

Site 420 was originally an abandoned site, now used to store scp rejects of all kinds, and no we don’t just mean the anomalies. Containment breaches happen nearly everyday here for obvious reasons. The site itself seemed to experience a ◻️◻️◻️◻️ anomaly of some sort following ◻️◻️◻️◻️◻️-◻️◻️◻️◻️. Further observation is needed.

[Links to mod intros from Site-420 personnel and anomalies]

Site-420 Staff:

Dr. Slime

Dr. Departures

D-085 “Void”

Site-420 Anomalies:

SCP-7000 “Zen”

SCP-7777 “Scrub”

[post will be updated regularly when needed]

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What is a zen, they seem very interesting to say the least… (flashbacks to screaming and fried tomatoes????)

Item #: SCP 42069

Object class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-42069 is to be kept in a dimly lit cell no more than 10m by 10m in length with full access to the internet, a microsoft surface pro and electronic pen, celular android brand smart phone, and ample amounts of any dark roast coffee blend. Living conditions within the cell are too be comparable to a middle class living room equiped with a couch, blankets, pillows, stuffed animals, as well as a tv and game systems.

Under no circumstances is SCP-42069 permited to leave containment. If any attempts to breach containment are made, personal are too leave offerings of coffee, or if no coffee is available, any caffeinated beverage. Do not engage with the entity, rather block any exits with the offerings until a containment task force is disbatched to collect the entity.

Description: SCP-42069, or "Zen" is a humanoid entity resembling a caucasiom female of twenty years of age. It has brown wavey hair reaching just below ita shoulders and hazel eyes which shift from brown-green to brown-gold depending on whether its anomalys abolities are in affect. When not approached or given direct interaction the entity remains compliant, entertaining itself with its devices and sleeping throughout the day. When faced with social interaction, however, the entities anomalous effects kick in. Anyone in it's line of sight, making eye contact, exchanging verbal conversation, or even conversing through text will simultaneously feel at ease while also being provoked to throw hands with the entity. SCP-42069 "Zen" has been observed to partake in these interactions, though it is undetermined whether or not it too is affected by it's own annomalous abilities or it just plays along for it's own entertainment.

Tests have observed the entity influencing human being both in person and through online interactions, often leading to lighthearted banter and/or endless shit posting from both itself and those it's affected. The balance and intensity of the calming affects and the urge to throw down differ from person to person, and may fluctuate on a daily basis. Those displaying unnaturally violent or placid urges are too be quarentined and given Class B amnestics.

SCP-42069 "Zen" has been observed to be mostly compliant with containment, and breaches only seem occure when one or more of the following conditions are met:

1) Internet connection is severed or slowed

2) Coffee rounds are skipped or too weak

3) Pen to drawing tablet is lost

4) Any media depicting pears, elmo, or "cursed ships" are exposed to the entity

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Why am I here?I wanna go home.....

-Scp Jay

Oh shut the fuck up you damn anomaly I'm probably gonna die to

-D69, maybe the coolest D-class alive

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This site is so dead that even bots don't come here

-maybe, the coolest D-class alive.

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rude.

Anyway, I always scratch the tree if there is one, so we stopped doing that a couple years ago

So what’re the holidays like at the foundation?

Coolest D-boi here. The holidays here for us D-class just feels like a normal day. The rest of the foundation probably celebrates or some shit.

Ay yo freaks, tell the imaginary people what the holiday is like for you or I'll get the m o p

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So what’re the holidays like at the foundation?

Coolest D-boi here. The holidays here for us D-class just feels like a normal day. The rest of the foundation probably celebrates or some shit.

Ay yo freaks, tell the imaginary people what the holiday is like for you or I'll get the m o p

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I drank all of the milk

-the coolest D-class

Guys! I returned with the milk!

-The coolest d-class

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Guys! I returned with the milk!

-The coolest d-class

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How do we do the number for an scp?I plan on making Jay an scp since she's technically a shapeshifting demon.

I find it interesting that y'all are using your OCs for this, even tho this is technically for sonas but ok

Just,,, look for a number on the official wiki that says "[ACCESS DENIED]". That should help.